Dumb things you did when you were a child - General

The title is pretty self-explanatory. When I was around 9, I was in English class and I was kinda the one being bullied sometimes, there was a girl behind me and she made a bunch of white confettis, and when she threw some over my head for some reason I said : "It's snowing !" Also when I was around 7, at home, I took the salt and made a fucking mountain of salt on the dinning table.

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i called a girl fat in fifth grade to her face i didn't even mean to be mean or anything, we were just walking in the hall as a class, i walked up to her, called her fat, and walked away as she started to cry ... WELL SHE [i]WAS[/i]

I pissed on a ant-hill once back when I was like 10, lemme just tell ya there was ants all over me after that, and they were not happy.

I took the hot chocolate mix, and dumped it on the kitchen floor, as well as the coffee mix, so I could play with my construction vehicle toys in a more realistic environment

i died

I used to put a plastic toy Elmer Fudd in the icecube tray and put it in the freezer so someone would get a surprise when they used it. No one was ever surprised because I did it twice a week.

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;40758078]Joined Facepunch[/QUOTE] Get banned then

In sixth grade there was the class election, it was me versus this girl, and I'm quite confident that I would of won, but before the vote I was at home and received on e-mail (on AOL) from the girl and I guess she and her friend decided to rip on me and "talk shit" (as much a sixth grader can) the only part I can remember now is that she called me a mop-head (had long hair) and I don't know why, (probably because I was a 12 year old on the internet) but I just went off, like I thought it was funny, and cussed her out as much as a sixth grader could. Inadvertently her father had access to her AOL and regularly checked it and when he saw it he called the school to report it (which is bullshit if I must say, it had nothing to do with the school, it was just shit-talking over the internet) and get me in trouble, which did happen. I was disqualified from the class election and was called down to the principal's office, which at the time was the most scary shit to me because I had been a typically "good" student that never wanted to get in trouble. Basically balled out crying and apologized over and over for swearing on the internet, had to call my parents, wasn't a big deal though, in terms of my parents giving a shit about the asinine ordeal.

i took the car cigarette lighter once and put it on my thumb great time i always threw stuff at people, rocks sticks only at people i knew though

Put notes on peoples cars saying that I would pay for the damages if they contacted me. These notes would have no contact information and be written poorly in pencil.

[QUOTE=DeathDoom;40758084]i called a girl fat in fifth grade to her face i didn't even mean to be mean or anything, we were just walking in the hall as a class, i walked up to her, called her fat, and walked away as she started to cry ... WELL SHE [i]WAS[/i][/QUOTE] At least you can brag about your honesty Last I checked that shit really drags the chicks to you. [editline]23rd May 2013[/editline] [SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB]not really tho[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB]

Hm this thread again, I dunno putting my finger in a fire i guess?

Key in the outlet

Well since this is a repost I will re-post and trough the magic of meme arrows it will interesting again. >Used to live in my grandma's in an urban area >Used to be bored and did all kinds of stupid shit >the only entertainment I got was Tv and laptops my dad used to borrow from his friends wich used to have alot of games. >One particular day I was bored out of my skull >have to take a shit because yeah >Mid shit have the most brilliant idea of grabbing turd with toilet paper before it hit the water bellow >MissonSucessfull.jpg >great now I have a turd In a piece of toilet paper now what? >There's alot of neighboring houses >At this point I must've had the biggest shit eating grin ever on my face >grab more sheets of toilet paper and wrap it up nicely so as not to get my hands dirty >go onto the 1st floor and start looking for targets in my neighbors yards. >targetacquired.jpg >I trow the turd and I watched it fly like a majestic dove, except it was made from shit. >Misson accomplished, i proceed to get indoors to avoid getting spotted. >laugh entire day because of what I did. >Do this week on, week off, but only once in an On week. >Not one neighbor ever mentioned the lovely gifts I left on their yards, i guess they were in too much shock from finding a wrapped up turd in their lawn. >planning my final strike have stapler ready to leave a message to my final victim. >preparations are complete I just need a message for my final victim on the only un-desecrated lawn >I write something like this "With love -God" >readysteadyfire.bmp >misson sucess time to retire before the shit hits the fan. >Mfw no one in my family found out because no one complained and the shitty bandit remained anonymous. I was 8. [IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/66313298/lel/reaction/you%27re%20one%20cheesy%20motherfucker.png[/IMG]

I downed my cat after putting him ontop a box and putting him into our pond. I regret that.

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;40759006]I downed my cat after putting him ontop a box and putting him into our pond. I regret that.[/QUOTE] W-what. I scraped the the first letter of my name with the first letter of my crush with a heart in the middle. on my mom's car. with a metal bat. Didn't end well.

[QUOTE=AVRGjoe;40759072]W-what.[/QUOTE] I was a dumb kid back then when I was 6 or something.

Not a thing but when I was a human child, I though that when you taked a shit in airplane bathrooms, the plane drop the shit in the sky. I was afraid of walking outside because shit could fall on me.

One time I just took one of my cousin's games and fucking broke the disc for absolutely no reason that I can recall. Another thing; I used to be scared of spiders, like REALLY scared, I thought a spider would break through a vent over my toilet while i'm on it so I avoided the bathroom like the plague and just held it in.

[QUOTE=Xieneus;40758781]Key in the outlet[/QUOTE] Fork in the outlet.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;40760871]Not a thing but when I was a human child, I though that when you taked a shit in airplane bathrooms, the plane drop the shit in the sky. I was afraid of walking outside because shit could fall on me.[/QUOTE] I feel the fact you have to specify being a human child is as funny as the rest of your post.

I was heading into Circular Quay in Sydney with my family when I was about seven, and I pronounced Quay as 'Kwah'. My family laughed at me all day, not just because it was completely wrong, but because surely pronouncing it 'Kway' would make more sense. Stupid family.

[QUOTE=Npc_Hydra3;40760919]Fork in the outlet.[/QUOTE] finger in the outlet [editline]asf[/editline] twice

I snorted nesquik chocolate milk powder Burned, but at least I got some laughs from my science class

said fuck you to a girl in front of a teacher when I was 6 years old.

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;40761236]finger in the outlet [editline]asf[/editline] twice[/QUOTE] Hairpin in outlet. It just made perfect sense, see a hairpin has two prong thingies and the outlet has two holes, what could've gone wrong? [sp]I knocked out the power of the whole apartement block[/sp] [sp]I was 3[/sp]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;40760871]Not a thing but when I was a human child, I though that when you [B]taked [/B]a shit in airplane bathrooms, the plane drop the shit in the sky. I was afraid of walking outside because shit could fall on me.[/QUOTE] A fool of a [B]took[/B].

Put my tongue on a live wire, got shocked.

[QUOTE=The golden;40761782]I think I said this in another thread like this earlier. Went to blow out a candle by blowing directly down at it. Spent the next two hours laying on my back on the sofa while my dad peeled wax off my face with tweezers because my eyes were sealed shut.[/QUOTE] I went there, bro. :smith: