Post ALL Girls/Guys you have been with.

[RAWRrrr]

Follow on to the 'Post the hottest chicks you've been with.' thread.
Except you post ALL of your sexual conquests and what happened.

Ill start:
1.
[img]http://file046b.bebo.com/19/large/2009/02/14/08/3766418102a10093725497l.jpg[/img]
My ex girlfriend, Melissa. We did everything up to sex. I was with her for almost a year.

2.
[img]http://file047b.bebo.com/12/large/2009/07/18/02/9586385390a11248571609l.jpg[/img]
Nicole. Drunken fuck last halloween. Had to beat the shit out of her Boyfriend after he found out and tried to kill me.

3.
[img]http://file040a.bebo.com/0/large/2008/04/09/04/36895965a7391631668l.jpg[/img]
Jaimee. Worst one of the lot. After I broke up with Melissa.

4.
[img]http://file048a.bebo.com/17/large/2009/02/01/01/3656147817a9996909828l.jpg[/img]
Cushla. Drunken screw a few months ago.

5.
[img]http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs131.snc1/5614_123819011044_626801044_2505887_8319130_n.jpg[/img]
Most recent. Saskia. Went to 3rd base. I like her quite a bit.

[NoDachi]

I was about to make a snide comment along the lines of, how can anyone post pictures of ALL their sexual conquests.

Then I realised this is facepunch.

:v:

[.Cheezy.]

maybe...

[xXDictatorXx]

I don't know why anyone would want to post their exes, my only real ex is hidden away now and I feel wrong when I see pictures of me and him. Drunk fucks I could understand more as they didn't really mean anything.

[MUFC2007]

Posting images of people you have dated is such a fabulous idea.
Also first and fourth, diggin' that.

[UberGamer]

4 is the only mildy attractive girl.

All the rest are ugly as fuck. :v:

[RAWRrrr]

[QUOTE=UberGamer;17061656]4 is the only mildy attractive girl.

All the rest are ugly as fuck. :v:[/QUOTE]

I guess our taste in women differ. 3 although is hideous.

[Hezzy]

This is a terrible attempt at bragging, 5 girls and 3 that you had sex with? That is nothing

[.Cheezy.]

[QUOTE=Hezzy;17061711]This is a terrible attempt at bragging, 5 girls and 3 that you had sex with? That is nothing[/QUOTE]

My penis inverted itself after I read this...

[RAWRrrr]

[QUOTE=Hezzy;17061711]This is a terrible attempt at bragging, 5 girls and 3 that you had sex with? That is nothing[/QUOTE]

Four i had sex with.....damn hezzy. You used to be cool.

[Ninny]

[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;17061765]Four i had sex with.....damn hezzy. You used to be cool.[/QUOTE]

He's 20 times cooler than you. Stop bragging damnit

[DuncanFrost]

[img]http://www.jillkgregory.com/images/blank.jpg[/img]

[MUFC2007]

[QUOTE=UberGamer;17061656]4 is the only mildy attractive girl.[/QUOTE]
What's wrong with the first? She's attractive. o_0

[DuncanFrost]

also weren't you the guy who went into WAYT and was all like 'EVERY GIRL I MEET WANTS ME'

yeah, no

[RAWRrrr]

[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;17061808]also weren't you the guy who went into WAYT and was all like 'EVERY GIRL I MEET WANTS ME'

yeah, no[/QUOTE]

Just cos they want me doesnt mean i want them....

[editline]10:58PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=MUFC2007;17061806]What's wrong with the first? She's attractive. o_0[/QUOTE]

Not really. I could find a better photo for you. Better as in worse.

[.Cheezy.]

[QUOTE=MUFC2007;17061806]What's wrong with the first? She's attractive. o_0[/QUOTE]

I think 1, 4 and 5 are alright. I was wondering why he chose #2 myself.

[MUFC2007]

[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;17061818]Not really. I could find a better photo for you. Better as in worse.[/QUOTE]
No thanks, I don't care that much. I'm just saying, she looks attractive in that photo.

[RAWRrrr]

[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;17061830]I think 1, 4 and 5 are alright. I was wondering why he chose #2 myself.[/QUOTE]

Well i posted it that thread before i actually went through all of them.

[editline]11:02PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=MUFC2007;17061840]No thanks, I don't care that much. I'm just saying, she looks attractive in that photo.[/QUOTE]

Well she is one of the bitchiest girls you will ever meet.

[xXDictatorXx]

XD I love how many gaybows I get with this new avatar if I mention boyfriends or ex boyfriends. It's not even me, it's "H2oooooooo" hence the text! I'm a pale blonde girl.

I am certain I'll get more on this post too though, love it, sunshine, gaybows and unicorns.

[DuncanFrost]

[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;17062198]XD I love how many gaybows I get with this new avatar if I mention boyfriends or ex boyfriends. It's not even me, it's "H2oooooooo" hence the text! I'm a pale blonde girl.

I am certain I'll get more on this post too though, love it, sunshine, gaybows and unicorns.[/QUOTE]

rated heart

[MUFC2007]

[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;17062198]XD I love how many gaybows I get with this new avatar if I mention boyfriends or ex boyfriends. It's not even me, it's "H2oooooooo" hence the text! I'm a pale blonde girl.

I am certain I'll get more on this post too though, love it, sunshine, gaybows and unicorns.[/QUOTE]
Andreas<3

[Parakon]

[img]http://blog.brand-yourself.com/wp-content/uploads/fig_palm_of_hand.jpg[/img]

He never calls.

[Nightrazr]

[QUOTE=Parakon;17062520][img]http://blog.brand-yourself.com/wp-content/uploads/fig_palm_of_hand.jpg[/img]

He never calls.[/QUOTE]

Dammit, stole my post.

[NuclearDwarf]

.

there we go

[Limee]

This is gonna be a long one. :clint:

One from class:
Nikita - [img_thumb]http://gfx.artodata.com/data/brugere/brugerBilleder/stor/3510527.jpg?opdateret=29-07-2009%2C%2018%3A53[/img_thumb]

One I met.
Emilie - [img_thumb]http://gallery.artodata.com/data/user/gallery/medium/f7b/f7b770e1-08cd-4194-8a31-72d0bfb1e5c7.jpg?updated=385354804[/img_thumb]

One from class
Mie - [img_thumb]http://gallery.artodata.com/data/user/gallery/medium/6e2/6e2ad6eb-8e79-47ec-a6db-856686b319f4.jpg?updated=383595517[/img_thumb]

One from class
Pia - Have no pics..

I have a few more.. :blush:

[Brodi]

[QUOTE=NoDachi;17060728]I was about to make a snide comment along the lines of, how can anyone post pictures of ALL their sexual conquests.

Then I realised this is facepunch.

:v:[/QUOTE]

This :v:

[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;17060691]
Nicole. Drunken fuck last halloween.[b] Had to beat the shit out of her Boyfriend[/b] after he found out and tried to kill me.
[/QUOTE]

Almost had a stroke from laughter, because I fail to see that happening. Also, you seem like a real dick. And I thought I was a Tool :v:

[h2ooooooo]

[QUOTE=MUFC2007;17062493]Andreas<3[/QUOTE]

Jamie<3

[NoRegard]

[QUOTE=Limee;17063324]This is gonna be a long one. :clint:

One from class:
Nikita - [img_thumb]http://gfx.artodata.com/data/brugere/brugerBilleder/stor/3510527.jpg?opdateret=29-07-2009%2C%2018%3A53[/img_thumb]

One I met.
Emilie - [img_thumb]http://gallery.artodata.com/data/user/gallery/medium/f7b/f7b770e1-08cd-4194-8a31-72d0bfb1e5c7.jpg?updated=385354804[/img_thumb]

One from class
Mie - [img_thumb]http://gallery.artodata.com/data/user/gallery/medium/6e2/6e2ad6eb-8e79-47ec-a6db-856686b319f4.jpg?updated=383595517[/img_thumb]

One from class
Pia - Have no pics..

I have a few more.. :blush:[/QUOTE]

gahahaha arto. All your exes look like female guidos.

[UberGamer]

[IMG]http://www.partyaftermath.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2/KatyPerry1.jpg[/img]
I was with her for 5 years but then I dumped her 'cos she wasn't good enough for me.
We had a drunken fuck 200 times.
Had to beat the shit out of her bf after he found us.

[Limee]

[QUOTE=war_man333;17064266]gahahaha arto. All your exes look like female guidos.[/QUOTE]

What the fuck is a guido?

And just because you're a old single virgin, you aren't suppose to make fun of them. :frog: