What if you were to boil a penis? - General

Ok, I was resting outside, gazing at the night sky, and an idea came to me, and it was interesting to me. What if a person was to lie on a table, and boil his penis inside a glass beaker of boiling water? I made a diagram to elaborate on the experiment. Will they die? Will they be unable to urinate? How long will the specimen live afterwards? Would the water make a good stock for soups and stews? [IMG]http://i60.tinypic.com/23szlo4.jpg[/IMG]

Try it and find out.

Didn't the Amazing Atheist put boiling water on his penis

Dude, what

I don't know about death, or how long they will live after this painful ordeal, but it would either be pretty painful to urinate, or not urinate at all if their dick is so fucked up from being boiled.

[QUOTE=Mr. Jelly;44576054]Didn't the Amazing Atheist put boiling water on his penis[/QUOTE] I thought it was hot oil.

First someone makes a thread about boiling their balls in hot water, now this Guess it'll be a week or so till someone talks about burning their ass

[QUOTE=code_gs;44576063]I thought it was hot oil.[/QUOTE] i need the story behind this

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;44576066]i need the story behind this[/QUOTE] [sp]http://vimeo.com/63491614[/sp] NSFW, but there you go. Also what the fuck, OP...

Maaaan....why did I watch that.

[QUOTE=Kidd;44576096]Maaaan....why did I watch that.[/QUOTE] Because you were curious, and I posted it.

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You may pass out from the intense pain, but you shouldn't die if you make sure your boiled penis doesn't get infected.

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I'm just wondering why the balls in that drawing are defying the law of gravity.

[QUOTE=Robman8908;44577277]I'm just wondering why the balls in that drawing are defying the law of gravity.[/QUOTE] They're resting on the edge of the large pot probably getting boiled. This drawing is highly inaccurate the person would have to be tied down with rope. The excruciating pain would cause you to jump away or tumble over. Also not everyone's penis is that long flaccid so you would have to give yourself viagra an hour before you do this.

[QUOTE=seano12;44577286]They're resting on the edge of the large pot probably getting boiled. This drawing is highly inaccurate the person would have to be tied down with rope. The excruciating pain would cause you to jump away or tumble over. Also not everyone's penis is that long flaccid so you would have to give yourself viagra an hour before you do this.[/QUOTE] Some people have amazing skill when it comes to refusing to flinch while being harmed. I'd say it isn't [i]impossible[/i] to stay still. Also, the heat would help with length while flaccid. "Heat rises, my dick lowers." - Hubert Einstraun

[QUOTE=Robman8908;44577331]Some people have amazing skill when it comes to refusing to flinch while being harmed. I'd say it isn't [i]impossible[/i] to stay still. Also, the heat would help with length while flaccid. "Heat rises, my dick lowers." - Hubert Einstraun[/QUOTE] I would say that quite a few people would flinch if they were put into this situation involuntarily. If it was voluntary then chances are they might have a higher pain tolerance. You know all those fucked up images on the internet where men cut apart their penis or skewer their penis with needles? Those guys could probably handle this.

[QUOTE=seano12;44577372]I would say that quite a few people would flinch if they were put into this situation involuntarily. If it was voluntary then chances are they might have a higher pain tolerance. You know all those fucked up images on the internet where men cut apart their penis or skewer their penis with needles? Those guys could probably handle this.[/QUOTE] True. Another issue that needs to be addressed is the fact that the guy in the drawing has absolutely no pigment. That could be a giant problem if he's not indoors, which it seems he's not since I see no walls, ceiling, etc.

[QUOTE=Robman8908;44577384]True. Another issue that needs to be addressed is the fact that the guy in the drawing has absolutely no pigment. That could be a giant problem if he's not indoors, which it seems he's not since I see no walls, ceiling, etc.[/QUOTE] He can have someone apply sunscreen onto the backside of his body or get a very large umbrella to shade himself.

[QUOTE=seano12;44577392]He can have someone apply sunscreen onto the backside of his body or get a very large umbrella to shade himself.[/QUOTE] Someone would have to use something to prop said things up, though... for instance, the pieces of ... wood?... that he's laying across are floating, they need supports. I really doubt anyone would want to stick around to hold anything above him for shade due to the horrendous odor that's coming out of that apparent stringy shit in his mouth.

OP are you dumb? Did you [i]really[/i] create that picture? Anyway, that would basically be torture. Depending how long you boil 'em, it would render the organs useless, and the screams of pain would be forever remembered by those unfortunate enough to witness the whole ordeal. Also, boiling people alive has been used as a [i]deliberately painful execution method[/i] in history.. The judges even took single spoonfuls of the stew afterwards too, but probably tasted like water mostly. Fortunately this method was rare, seeing as it requires a huge ass cauldron for starters.

[QUOTE=jonnymad;44576074][sp]http://vimeo.com/63491614[/sp] NSFW, but there you go. Also what the fuck, OP...[/QUOTE] Jesus [I]Christ[/I] that's a small penis. I've had pimples bigger than his dick. Explains a lot about his behavior.

When you boil pasta, it gets bigger. So if you boil your penis, it will get bigger. You should try this. For science.

[video=youtube;sJ3kVtd2CCA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ3kVtd2CCA[/video] Only thing that comes to mind.