My penis is facing the wrong way. - General

Alright, instead of this; [URL=http://img829.imageshack.us/i/xaz.png/][IMG]http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/6152/xaz.png[/IMG][/URL] I got this; [URL=http://img825.imageshack.us/i/zax.png/][IMG]http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/4969/zax.png[/IMG][/URL] Do anyone else have a weird dick like mine?

There is no wrong way really, your tiny penis is just fine.

Why is it looking to the other way? My dick looks dumb :<

Take a picture of your penis and a friends next to eachother and we'll say.

Most people's bend. Perfectly normal.

Maby there is a sexy lady/man/cow off to the left, and you have extra sensory dick powers. Try walking around with your junk out, and see what it points to. If i'm right, you can fight crime.

bend to the down, left or right = strange and uncomfortable for a woman bend slightly upwards = normal

Lol, MS Paint dicks are lovely.

[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;24293196]Maby there is a sexy lady/man/cow off to the left, and you have extra sensory dick powers. Try walking around with your junk out, and see what it points to. If i'm right, you can fight crime.[/QUOTE] This is how Spiderman discovered his powers.

yes :saddowns: [editline]01:24PM[/editline] i call him lefty

When I read the title, I thought that your head was on the wrong way :v: Your penis is fine, it's very common for penises to bend.

I think it has something to do if you fap with your right hand and over time causes said curve.

It's just some crazy genes. Or maybe even some crazy jeans. Just in case, buy some new ones from the clothes shop.

[QUOTE=Jamsponge;24293277]It's just some crazy genes. Or maybe even some crazy jeans. Just in case, buy some new ones from the clothes shop.[/QUOTE] I see what you did there...:downsrim:

Oh I see.... I had an entirely different image in my head.

I was hopeing for an inwords dick... :(

I imagined it inside out :ohdear:

You mean like this? [img]http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/593/dick.png[/img] I agree that is somewhat weird..

[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24293106]Alright, instead of this; [URL=http://img829.imageshack.us/i/xaz.png/][IMG]http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/6152/xaz.png[/IMG][/URL] I got this; [URL=http://img825.imageshack.us/i/zax.png/][IMG]http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/4969/zax.png[/IMG][/URL] Do anyone else have a weird dick like mine?[/QUOTE] I don't know if it's right but damn your penis is small.

You're masturbating a little too much. Try gripping a stick of clay with your right hand as if you were gripping your dick. See how it bends slightly to the left? Well imagine that clay was very stubborn, and took months, perhaps years to be molded. That's basically your cock. If you fap with your right hand too much then your dick will curve to the left. There may be hope, however. If you fap for the next year with your left hand, it may straighten out a little bit. I'm not completely sure of that, though. I hope I have informed you.

Any advice about changing your dick is bullshit. Most dicks aren't completely straight. Now stop worrying about cocks. It is gay to do. Go fuck a lady.

Your dick is fine but your balls should not be attached to the sides of your penis.

Hold on, the picture in OP isn't a drawing! It's a photograph! See a doctor!

Just twist it REALLY hard until it's facing the right way.

[QUOTE=Namo;24295446]You're masturbating a little too much. Try gripping a stick of clay with your right hand as if you were gripping your dick. See how it bends slightly to the left? Well imagine that clay was very stubborn, and took months, perhaps years to be molded. That's basically your cock. If you fap with your right hand too much then your dick will curve to the left. There may be hope, however. If you fap for the next year with your left hand, it may straighten out a little bit. I'm not completely sure of that, though. I hope I have informed you.[/QUOTE] How does that even work [editline]10:51PM[/editline] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3865912/fap.png[/img] You fap like this?

[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;24298527]Just twist it REALLY hard until it's facing the right way.[/QUOTE] Nah, just clamp it in a vice for six weeks

It's because your swell organs grow at their own rate. Your left one is slightly shorter than your right one, causing your schlong to automatically curve. It may straighten out later in life, it may continue to grow left. If it's really extreme you might want to go to a doctor if he can straighten it up, but that means cutting down your right swell organ (thus your penis shrinks a wee bit).

I'm not really fapping like that. I sometimes fap with my left hand, sometimes fap with my right hand, sometimes press my dick against an object and masturbate like that..

Have you tried putting a gasmask on your cock ?

its normal, not because mine is facing the wrong way.