The person's avatar above you is fighting you to death, you are fighting them with the object to you

[Mayhemney]

Name says it all
:v

[yourbreakfsat]

I can't kill them with folders, why do they have my mouse.

[Flash_Fire]

A demoman is fighting me to death using my phone, and I'm defending myself with a glass

I lose

[Keychain]

Fighting a sloth with a bed, and he's using a glass cup.

[blessed]

Oh god why am I fighting a Loli, why do I have my bubbamug in my hand. WHY IS HE USING MY FUCKING DOG AS A BATTLE AXE.

[zukriuchen]

Ok old snake (or whoever that is)
even with all your CQC training, you can't beat me with an iPhone while I have a heater that's turned on

[Stonecycle]

You better put my tea down or else I'll smack it off of ya with this thick-glassed, sharp-pointed bottle of cologne!

[Alrækinn]

goddamnit give me back my car keys or ill beat the shit out of you with this empty lipton green tea bottle

[Spherithex]

I'm defending myself with a flashlight against a handsome fellow wielding an electronic fan.

I probably lose.

[AdamCar00]

Im fighting a scout from the future and defending myself using my PC Case and they are fighting me with a network adapter.
*Sigh*
Im such a nerd xD

[ScottyWired]

Fighting a soldier with a really heavy lamp with my can of coke.

[TorrentR]

Ma'am, could you not please brandish that bowl of cereal? I don't want milk on my uniform so let me just aggress you with this bottle opener.

I'm not really sure who would win.

[FlintWest]

A soldier wielding a toothbrush container my sister left on my desk vs. me with my computer case.

He'd most likely win unless I somehow got a few hits in.

[T553412]

He is fighting with my pillow. Luckily, I'm armed with a Nokia C1-01 cellphone.

Is going to be a very interesting fight.

[Valiantttt]

She(?) is fighting me with a tissue and I got a 1/4 filled glass of cola...

[Chjaren]

I'm fighting him with a small book.. hes fighting me with a sandwich, uh.. this fight will take a while.

[YsUp12]

I'm fighting him with airsoft M4 and he is fighting me with a kitchen knife

[asteroidrules]

I have a printer, they have a glass.

I think I got this.

[R-money]

GG I have a Bat
You got a Cup

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;42018792]I don't think my pillow will beat his chair[/QUOTE]

GG

[xeo xeo]

I don't think my pillow will beat his chair

[Gears of duty]

To my left: Toilet paper roll

To my right: A white painted wall.

huh

[Samiam]

I have a cup.

He has a micro-USB cable.

I'll probably win this

[Merc Z I]

I am a sad person with a cup, he is a, er, I'm not even sure what expression he's showing there, person with a bunch of paper. I think I would win.

[HeavyGuy]

I would have a can of coke, he would have my bed.

Game over, I lose.

[MechaKat]

Headphones can't beat scissors.

I Looosee..

[Senn]

some kind of DOTA monster fighting with me with nothing and me fighting with A 42" Television

uhh

[kirby2112]

A train is throwing a plate at me and I'm attempting to fend it off with a microphone on a boom stand

I think I'm fucked purely because it's a train.

[Broguts]

Fuck your shit I'm gonna kill you with this bottle of Vitamin D. Wait, put that mug down!

[Ghost_Nixon]

A guy with pink skin and a neat lookin' helmet is fighting me with a skinny Asian kid. I'm fighting him with a skinny Asian kid! :D

[GastricTank]

I'm fighting with a dirty electric fan with exposed blades and the ghost of Richard Nixon is fighting me with an empty bottle of water.

I can just fan the ghost away.