"Bad Kids Jokes"

[Slowbro]

[url]http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/[/url]

what is air?

[smithy69]

"Q. Why did your mum not go to the bank?

A. Because she had no underpants on"

WELL SHE CAN JUST FUCKING PUT SOME ON, GOD DAMN IT!

[Kirbyfactor]

[quote]KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE
YOUR MOM
YOUR MOM WHO
YOUR MOM IS SO UGLY I COULD VOMET[/quote]

I predict this to be a future call of duty player.

[Spudgun]

[img]http://puu.sh/1It9w[/img]
Makes sense.

[kaze4159]

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39065863]I predict this to be a future call of duty player.[/QUOTE]

[quote]your mum is so fat she is the call of duty map[/quote]

This one already is

[Lufttygger306]

[QUOTE][B]Sir[/B]

I have a butt

Sir we all have butts[/QUOTE]

[mikester112]

[quote]What did the Mexican fireman call his two sons?

Hose A and Hose B[/quote]

[b]BRILLIANT.[/b]

[editline]2nd January 2013[/editline]

[quote]My Mum put me on a diet and said ”you are what you eat!”
i was confused
i said ” but i dont remember eating a sexy beast for breakfast???”[/quote]

Ok, that one made me chuckle.

[MightyLOLZOR]

[QUOTE=kaze4159;39065887]your mum is so fat she is the call of duty map[/QUOTE]

to be honest, that's not very big. it would make more sense if she was the battlefield 3 map.

[JaspertheDoxie]

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;39066815]to be honest, that's not very big. it would make more sense if she was the battlefield 3 map.[/QUOTE]

Or the GTA IV city.

[Humzahh]

[QUOTE=JaspertheDoxie;39067561]Or the GTA IV city.[/QUOTE]

Or the Spiderman 2 City.

[tempunary]

you are what you eat, dick

[RearAdmiral]

Q.what did batman say to robin before they got in the car

A.get in the car

[tempunary]

whats green and has wheels?

[sp]grass. i was just kiddin about the wheels[/sp]

[Lufttygger306]

[QUOTE=tempunary;39068050]you are what you eat, dick[/QUOTE]

That was actually a pretty good one

Here's another one

[QUOTE]Why Obama when he goes to the bathroom does he not close the door?
because he don’t want to hide anything from his people[/QUOTE]

[Spudgun]

[quote]why did the chicken cross the road?

because he wanted to shag the lollipop lady[/quote]

[quote]What has 2 legs, 2 arms and is still refusing to make me a sandwich?

My Wife[/quote]

[quote]My cat died in the washing machine yesterday.
At least it died in Comfort![/quote]

[quote]3 men were at a resturant with there wives

and 1 man sed, pass the honey honey
the 2nd man sed, pass the suger suger
and the 3rd man sed, pass the milk , you big fat cow[/quote]

[Talts]

John has 32 cookies he eats 28 of them what does he have

diabetes

[neesu]

Mr.stu was stupid

Mr.stu was working at the office after, a man arrived and said it is your break then he broke the whole building and from that day he was the president.

[Zombie]

[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;39068086]Q.what did batman say to robin before they got in the car

A.get in the car[/QUOTE]

This is fucking awesome.

[HazeFyer23]

[quote]what happend when the man said hello lovely to the lady?

he got sent to jail becuse he travled back in time to a place where it is agenst the law to say hello lovely[/quote]

[quote]knock knock

my penas and butt[/quote]

[editline]2nd January 2013[/editline]

what

[quote]WHO EATS LIKE A GREEDY PIG AND SUCK BOOBES
RHIANA[/quote]

[MuffinZerg]

[quote]what time is it when a dinosaur sits on your car?

time to get a new car
[/quote]
A future stand up comedian here, only good joke I spot

[Dracon]

[quote]Map

your mum is so fat she is the call of duty map[/quote]

I think that kid saw this
WARNING: Bad joke.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4HFkKqTCyo[/media]