Post your WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO in omegle and post your chat - General

do that in omegle chat Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO! Stranger: ? Stranger: ok? Stranger: sure You: wanna see the woman and titties? Stranger: sure You: well you drive You: i'm too drunk Stranger: sure whatever Stranger: but i might drive us to a gay bar instead Stranger: ok? You: your gay niko? You: never knew that Stranger: yep You: well drop me off at the mansion at mohawk ave. Stranger: nope i don't like driving by there Stranger: we're going straight to the gay bar Stranger: and i'll drag you inside Stranger: and tape you down to a chair Stranger: and pay for your drinks You: sure cousin Stranger: ha You: god... niko i always thought your straight Stranger: nope sure not You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WELCOME TO AMERICA, NIKO ! Stranger: thanks Stranger: welcome to iraq, fucko You: Lets go and see some womand and big titties! You: Well luckily for YOU, there are plenty of woman here! You: Every kind! Stranger: yeah Stranger: with big and small... brains You: Probably! Stranger: but most of them are fat You: We can go as long as you drive You: I am very very drunk! Stranger: THAY ARE FAT You: Okay! You: What is your name man? Stranger: o u know that 1/2 of people in america are fat? You: No Stranger: those who are not fat are guys Stranger: women are fat Stranger: they are made of fat You: What ever you say, Niko ! Stranger: :( Stranger: thats disgusting You: Well, niko, i have to go now! You: Maybe we can go bowling and see womand and tities another time! Stranger: :( Stranger: titties Stranger: fat Stranger: are Stranger: big You: Im so drunk i keep saying womand! You: Bye. Stranger: girls You have disconnected. :v:

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi horny guy here, looking for a girl to cam with! You: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO! Stranger: HOLA You: Want to see some BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES? Stranger: Maybe You: well okay You: but you drive You: I'm too drunk. Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]05:31PM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO! Stranger: fuck off roman you fat prick Stranger: i hate you You: Cousin! Why would you say such things? Stranger: and dont want to go bowling You: Cousin, Cousin! I didn't come to go bowling. You: It's the beginning of the game. Stranger: im getting back on the boat Stranger: and leaving You: You're supposed to drive me to that mansion on Mohawk Avenue Stranger: goodbye You: and I'm supposed to blabber about titties You: and american women You: and the land of opportunity You: WAIT! You: COUSIN! You: NO! Stranger: i've heard it all before You: NOOOOOO You have disconnected.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Bi here :P You: WELCOME TO AMERICA, NIKO ! You: bi here too Stranger: m/f? You: m Stranger: same You: :D Stranger: :D Stranger: so u horny? You: maybeh You: >.> Stranger: how big is your cock? You: 4 inches flaccid You: 6 hard Stranger: age? You: 99 Stranger: seriosly.. You: yes Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. :saddowns: [editline]10:48PM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WELCOME TO AMERICA, NIKO Stranger: hi :D ty You: WELCOME, WANNA GO BOWLING? Stranger: xD Stranger: sure You: Ok You: MEET ME IN HOUR Stranger: ok.. Stranger: lol xD You: OH GOD You: VLAD You: *gets shot in face* Stranger: gta? xD You: WHAT You: NO Stranger: lol *shoots vlad dead* You: I LIVE IN LIBERTY CITY You: NIKO You: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE Stranger: xD You: FUCK You: NIKO You: YOU IDIOTIC PRICK Stranger: mamaa oeh i just killed a man! put a gun against hids head pulled the trigger now he's dead! You: NIKo You: SHUT UP Stranger: :D SHOOT ME! SHOOOT

You: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO Stranger: thanks You: well your nice Stranger: naww thnx You: lol i found some pronz Stranger: yum You: wanna see Stranger: wish i could You: 1 sec here's another Stranger: hey :) You: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: WELCOME TO AMERICA, NIKO! Stranger: I'm scared Stranger: it smells like...sweaty men You: Dont worry niko! You: Let's get to the strip club You: only beautiful, big titted women there! You: You drive, I'm too drunk Stranger: I can't drive Stranger: I don't have a whoose it what's it You: A car? Stranger: those paper things You: NIKO YOU FUNNY GUY!!! Stranger: th...thanks? You: Nobody cares about those in America! You: This is land of opportunity! You: Everyone can make it big here You: EVERYONE! You: Look at your cousin You: I own a taxi company! Stranger: at least you don't drive them Stranger: fine, I will take us to this...strip club You: YES!!! NIKO MY COUSIN!! Stranger: if you yell again I'm gonna blow your kneecaps off, cousin You: Oh, I see you got re-educated in prison? Stranger: quite You: Don'ry worry cousin You: Here in America, you will forget all about it! You: I can't wait to see some big titties! Stranger: ughhh, this music sucks! Stranger: *takes eyes off road to change station, crashes, and dies* You: COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!! You: Meet you at the hospital, ehehehehe! You: Niko, you want to go bowling?? Stranger: *dead* You: Don't worry Niko, THIS IS AMERICA! You: Nobody dies here! You: We just wake up next day in the Hospital! Stranger: *shits self* You: Shit I think he's dead Stranger: *don't steal my wallet cousin* You: Damn this wallet is full of east european currency! Stranger: *I said don't!* You: What's that?? You: Niko's ex-girlfriend! Stranger: *lightning strikes all around roman* You: What a lovely picture! You: I sure do like them big titties! You: Thank you cousin I will never forget youuuuuuuuuuuu!!! Stranger: *niko spontaneously combusts* You: *fapfapfap**fapfapfap**fapfapfap**fapfapfap**fapfapfap**fapfapfap* Stranger: *Niko comes back to life and shoots Roman's dick off* Stranger: YOU PRICK! Stranger: IMA KILL U! Stranger: *strangle* You: NIKO!!! You: MY COUSIN! You: NO! You: YOU KNOW I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF You: LETS GO BOWLING Stranger: *strangling still* You: You drive, I'm too drunk Stranger: you know what Stranger: *let's go* Stranger: I have a better idea Stranger: how about we mutually masturbate?! You: So Niko, you like America? You: WHAT?!?! Stranger: to my dead fiance! You: She isn't dead you prick! You: I heard she works for Vlad as a prostitute Stranger: oh...who did I kill then... Stranger: ah, it's not important You: That was Natasha! Stranger: let's go to the striped club! You: THATS MY COUSIN!!!!!!!!! Stranger: YOSH! we're here! Stranger: let's go cousin! You: What is this "YOSH" you say? Stranger: *is already inside* You: Have you been seeing Japanese cartoons, cousin? Stranger: wowwwwww... Stranger: in my country, the women have nipples covering most of their breasts! You: BIG TITTIES EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!! Stranger: but here! this....this is nice! You: COUSIN I LOVE THIS PALCE You: I LOVE AMERICA You: LAND OF OPPORTUNITY Stranger: *grabs a stripper, slits her throat, and has sex with her dead body* Stranger: OH! You: I LOVE GAMBLING Stranger: OH! Stranger: OH! Stranger: YOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You: NIKOOOOOO YOU CRAZY COUSIN Stranger: I DID ZE CUMMING! You: OK I GOT TO GO NOW! You: HAD GREAT TIME! Stranger: *gets shot by security* You: LETS GO BOWLING NEXT TIME EH? You: BYE COUSIN! You have disconnected. How can I put it all in spoiler?

[quote] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO! Stranger: WELCOME TO MY DICKKKKKKKKKKK You: I'M YOUR COUSIN, ROMAN, YOU CAN'T DO THAT Stranger: but we're in alabama it's alright :D You: Let's go bowling Niko You: you drive, i'm too drunk Stranger: i'll niko your bowling Stranger: NO YOU DRIVE I WANT TO CRASH INTO SHIT. You: fine, let's go see the titties, they have all kinds of women here, every kind Stranger: RLY i want one with a dick. I think she'd be coote. Stranger: LET'S GO SEE TOTS NOW. You: Get in the car, let's go! Stranger: i am the car Stranger: D: You: :OO You: dramatic plot twist! Stranger: DAMN RITE. Stranger: RIko! these are man tots! You: No, they're car tits! You: Sweet jesus! Stranger: what's this man rubbing his bobs on your face Stranger: it's horrible riko D: You: I think i'm going to puke! Stranger: his penis man. don't touch it. Stranger: DON'T .. DON'T DO IT RIKO You: It's TOO TEMPTING Stranger: OH DEAR GOD YOU FISTED THE MAN WHY You: I COULDN'T HELP IT You: I HAVE NEEDS Stranger: DON'T TELL ME YOU JUST SLIPPED Stranger: BUT GOATSE ISN'T THE WAY TO GO You: BUT, THIS ISN'T GOATSE, HE HAS NO RING ON HIS FINGER Stranger: BUT YOU ARE THE RING. You: OH GOD NO Stranger: DEN we crashed into a tree Stranger: and then we died. You: :( Stranger: y/n You: y+n Stranger: =yanno?! You: yanno. Stranger: but that's worse than maybe Stranger: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME RIKO Stranger: WHY'S IT ALWAYS MAYBE You: i'll worse your maybe Stranger: WHY CAN'T IT EVER BE A STRAIGHT ANSWER Stranger: i wish you would. You: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT STRAIGHT Stranger: NEITHER ARE YOU. WE'RE IN ALABAMA Stranger: quick song GO: You: WE CAN'T CRASH HERE, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY You: NOW THIS IS A STORY.... You: ALL ABOUT HOW You: MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN Stranger: DID IT NOW WHERE'D THOSE REPTILES COME FROM Stranger: there's a baldding guy in the back. should we offer him something You: offer him your virginity You: it's the only way Stranger: but i can't he wants yours D: You: Oh gawd no Stranger: i told him you were the driver but he offered to give you roadhed. Stranger: :( You: omg roadhead You: lets drive! Stranger: he doesn't like nikoz Stranger: YOU DRIVE I'LL GET THE GUY IN THE BACK You: AWESOME Stranger: we need MOAR men! You: LEMONPARTY Stranger: I DUN WANNA >=[ you sed we couldn't how could you lie to me like this You: YOU HAVE TO, FOR THE GOOD OF THE LAND Stranger: there is no land we're in SPACE Stranger: *gurglegurgleguelgelgelge* You: OH SHIT I CAN'T BREATHE You: SDFIHDSOFHAIDFHIUHISGAHFGUEW Stranger: BOOM YER DED. You: :( You: fin. Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] I don't know what the fuck happened there.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WELCOME TO AMERICA, NIKO Stranger: HELLO, COUSIN You: LETS GO BOWLING COUSIN Stranger: RIGHT NOW? You: YES COUSIN Stranger: UH, SURE! You: OK You: OH GOD VLAD You: *gets beat up* Stranger: *shoots Vlad* You: OH GOD NIKO You: YOU MORONIC PRICK You: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE Stranger: HE WAS FUCKING YOUR GIRLFRIEND! You: SO Stranger: GROW SOME BALLS, AND BE A MAN! You: MAYBE I COULD HAVE WATCHED THEM You: HIS HAIRY ASS BOUNCING UP AND DOWN You: OH GOD You: NIKO Stranger: ROMAN?! You: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? Stranger: I KNOW WHAT I HAVE DONE. Stranger: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LET HIM DO? Stranger: YOU LET HIM FUCK HER! Stranger: HE HAD IT COMING. You: NIKO Stranger: COUSIN You: THERE ARE MEN OUT THERE THAT WILL NOT LET THIS SLIDE Stranger: I CAN HANDLE THEM Stranger: I SWAM A FUCKING SEA Stranger: THEY CAN'T DO SHIT You: Ok, Lets just go back to the cab depot Stranger: Fine. Stranger: Lets jack that SUV, we need a new ride. You: Ok Stranger: DRIVER, GET OUT OF THE CAR, AND NO ONE GETS HURT. Stranger: I SAID OUT! Stranger: FUCK, MUST BE A CAB DRIVER OFF DUTY. Stranger: *shoots man* You: NIKO Stranger: OK, GET IN You: *gets in* Stranger: *driving* You: OH GOD THE DEPOT You: MY COMPUTER Stranger: YOUR COMPUTER?! Stranger: WHAT ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS? You: MY CARS You: MY BUISNESS You: YOU SEE COUSIN, YOU SEE? You: I TOLD YOU THAT WOULD NOT LET THAT GO Stranger: PROBABLY JUST SOME HOOLIGAN KIDS. You: WHY COULDNT YOU HAVE JUST LET THEM GO You: Ok You: Lets go back to the apartment Stranger: Ok, the apartment. Stranger: *driving* Stranger: OH FUCK ME. You: NIKO You: THE APARTMENT You: THEY DID IT You: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT Stranger: ITS THE FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS Stranger: GET YOUR GUN You: I WAS HAVING A GOOD LIFE AND YOU COME HERE AND FUCK IT ALL UP Stranger: Wait a second... why aren't there any kids in this city? Ever? Stranger: ROMAN, WHAT DID YOU DO? Stranger: WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO TO THE CHILDREN?! Stranger: NO, YOU DIDN'T... Stranger: YOU ATE THEM, YOU GREASY PIG! You: NIKO You: SHUT THE FICK UP You: ALL I WANT ARE BEEG AMEICAN TEETEES You: NOT A BURNED UP APARTMENT Stranger: MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SO DISTRACTED BY BEEG AMEICAN TEETEES THE APARTMENT WOULDN'T BE IN FLAMES You: MAYBE IF YOU WOULDNT HAVE FUCKING SHOT VLAD, WE WOULD HAVE AN APARTMENT RIGHT NOW Stranger: MAYBE IF YOU HAD SOME BALLS, YOU WOULD BE HAVING A HOT THREESOME WITH VLAD AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND. Stranger: MAYBE I COULD EVEN GET IN ON IT. Stranger: BUT NO. Stranger: YOU HAVE TO BE A CHICKEN SHIT. Stranger: FUCK THIS, CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND, MAYBE SHE HAS A FRIEND WHO CAN HOOK US UP WITH A PLACE TO CRASH. You: *beep beep beep beep* You: Hey Mallorie, You: Can me and Niko stay with your brothers? We want to see more of Liberty City You: No, no, we're fine You: Heh heh, Yea! Stranger: I SHOT VLAD FOR YOU MALLORIE! You: Thanks MAllorie You: Oh nothing, he's just havinge one of those crazy War flashbacks You: Yea You: Thanks, goregeous You: Ok, niko You: YOu lucky bastard You: We have to stay with Mallories crazy ass brother Stranger: WHY'S HE CRAZY? You: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSSDE TO KNOW Stranger: YOU CALL HIM CRAZY FOR NO REASON? Stranger: ALL SIBLINGS OF FUCK BUDDIES ARE CRAZY? You: HEY You: YOU PRICK You: SHE IS NOT MY FUCK BUDDY You: SHE IS MY GIRLFRIEND You: I WAS GONNA PROPOSE TO HER Stranger: YOUR RIGHT, SHE WAS VLAD'S FUCK BUDDIE You: BUT YOU SHOT VLAD, AND GOT THE RING BURNED You: YOU FUCKING MORON Stranger: YOU IDIOT, DIAMONDS DON'T BURN IN PUNY LITTLE HOUSE FIRES Stranger: YOU COULDA GOT IT AFTER THE FIRE STOPPED You: NO You: BUT IT SCHORCES THEM AND TURN THEM BLACK You: YOU FUCKING MORON Stranger: POLISH Stranger: WORKS WONDERS You: NIKO You: I CANNOT TAKE THIS You: *pulls out gun and points at head* You: GOODBYE COUSIN Stranger: DON'T YOU- You: *pulls trigger* Stranger: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Stranger: COOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN Stranger: Oh, you missed :D You: *blood is gushing out my head* Stranger: NICE TRICK, COUSIN Stranger: JUST LIKE BUDD DWYER You: *isnt breathing and has no pulse* Stranger: DIDN'T HOUDINI HAVE A TRICK LIKE THAT? OR AM I THINKING SECRET BLACK OP TRAINING? You: // This is going on facepunch You: // :D Stranger: AWESOME, COUSIN Stranger: WAIT... Stranger: FACEPUNCH? You: YES You: COUSIN Stranger: WHY PUSSY FACEPUNCH? You: LEMME GUESS< YOU ARE FROM $chan? You: 4 Stranger: WE ARE ANONYMOUS Stranger: WE ARE LEGION You: FUCK YOU /B/ FAG Stranger: FUCK YOU FACEPUNCH DOUCHE You: I <3 YOU COUSIN Stranger: I </3 YOU TOO You: WAHHHHHH You: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH You: I CRY SOM MORE Stranger: YOU SOUND LIKE FUKKEN WEEGEE Stranger: SHUT UP You: CRAWL BACK UNDER YOUR ROCK /B/ FAG Stranger: CRAWL BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL FACEPUNCH DOUCHE You: YOU ARE A SPAH You: GO DAH [editline]11:21PM[/editline] I met a /b/ fag

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO Your conversational partner has disconnected. :saddowns:

You: hello niko welcome to america. You: you buy cat You: cat good You: cat nice You: buy cat You: 20 rubles You: 79 cent american money Stranger: ok. Stranger: You know what they say. Don\'t choke on your pride. Though I\'m fairly certain that that\'s not all that is in that throat of yours. You: ok You: give me money You: i will give cat Stranger: ok You: then i will fuk u 4 fre Stranger: here is 89 cents You: o You: yeh You: me n wife et good toniet Stranger: ten cent gift You: here cat You: take him You: be happy You: he niec cat Stranger: i love your beautiful rat Stranger: i mean cat Stranger: Are you ok man? You: ya You: i k You: r u k Stranger: i Am Fine, Myself You: sometiem You: i touch meself Stranger: o rly? You: ye You: wan help? Stranger: me too You: we tuch each other togedder Stranger: nah You: :( Stranger: i just like myself You: o You: no hooker? Stranger: not today You: pls Stranger: there are not many male hookers out there, you know You: male? You: you female or homosexicle Stranger: im a shemale You: o You: i liek that in a wumen Stranger: i like gayness in men Stranger: r u gay You: no You: but You: 4 rubles You: i Stranger: i dont like you You: be You: gay You: money maek me gey Stranger: 4 rubles = ? You: 4 rubles - all niet partey Stranger: how much money You: 4 rubles You: 1 american money Stranger: dollar? Stranger: cent? You: no You: cent Stranger: i give you one cent, you fuck my brother? You: ye You: i shal Stranger: suck his dick gently, he has issues You: k You: wut happen Stranger: he likes peeing in peoples mouthes when they suck his dick You: o You: i weel not do dat You: i dun liek peeing Stranger: i do You: my wief You: she You: cum You: into spoon You: and maek me eat it Stranger: yumm You: ya You: but You: pee bad Stranger: youre sexy You: thanx u Stranger: thank my mother. You: y You: she hawt? You: i do her Stranger: yes You: 1 ruble Stranger: and so is my vagina You: o You: cool Stranger: put your erect penis in my wet vagina tonight? Stranger: pleeease You: This has been a monitored conversation between you and the FBI. Your IP has been logged and it will be stored in an online database. Please do not terminate this connection. We are alerting the local authorities now. You: Sir. You: What is your name Stranger: pablo You: Where do you live? Stranger: chicago Stranger: why who is this? You: This is Special Agent F. Johnson from the Federal Bearu of Investigation. Stranger: oh yes agent johnson it has been too long You: Sir You: This is not a joke. You: Please do not attempt to leave the premesis. You: Your IP has been logged You: We are on the way to your house. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Fuck that was creepy.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO! Stranger: COUISN HOW ARE YOU!? You: WANNA SEE THE WOMEN AND THE TITTIES? Stranger: THE GREAT AMERICAN TITTIES YOU PROMISED ME!? You: YES COUSIN THEY ARENT ANYTHING WHAT WE HAD BACK IN THE OLD COUNTRY Stranger: HEY!? Where is your sports car!? what is this thing!? You: my dick You: ride it good You: and ill cum up you Stranger: ........ROMAN!?!?! Stranger: THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO YOU!? Stranger: I'M GOING BACK TO SERBIA Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO! Stranger: Boy or girl You: Boy. Stranger: Ur a fag You: haha You: Because I'm male? And like gta IV? Stranger: Yea You: bahaha You: what games do you play? Stranger: Gta4 haha i'm messin with u You: haha You: so.... You: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO! Stranger: Thank you cousin You: Want to see some beeg american teetees? Stranger: Yes do u have xbox or ps3 You: Well, you'll have to drive. I'm too drunk. You: PC Stranger: Fag Your conversational partner has disconnected. :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Octyl;18034624] You: PC Stranger: Fag :saddowns:[/QUOTE] :frog:

Stranger: Hello there, sir or madam. You: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO Your conversational partner has disconnected. Wtf [editline]01:01AM[/editline] Stranger: hi asl You: Do you wanna see big american tittys? Stranger: whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and ur indian so shut it Still wtf

You: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO!!!! Stranger: HELLO You: COUSIN WANT TO GO BOWLING?! Stranger: OK You: OK THEN YOU DRIVE You: I'M TOO DRUNK Stranger: DAMN You: WANT TO GO AND SEE SOME AMERICAN TEETIES???? Stranger: NO You: OK THEN, COUSIN, ANOTHER TIME. You: HEY NIKO! WANT TO GO BOWLING!? Stranger: OK You: OK YOU DRIVE I'M TOO DRUNK Stranger: DAMN SO AM I You: THEN WE MUST STUMBLE FALLING OVER DUE TO EUPHORIA PHYSICS TO A BOWLING ALLEY Stranger: TAXI You: OK You: *gets in taxi with roman* Stranger: IM A ROMAN?! You: I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE IN THIS COUNTRY ROMAN Stranger: I THOUGHT I WAS NIKO You: OH, SHIT You: IM TOO DRUNK TO CARE Stranger: OMFG WHO AM I You: GDFJN HIWABKRX JHKXDZ FGDXFG NKJHXCNDF THXFHJK HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX Stranger: JF(OIHEW{)FQHE*)(FHEWFBQ(WPRH)*(#@H#(!QIOEFIQNEQHOIAHSIUDFEUFBERHGUIQEHR(*)#Y$* You: OK THEN, NIKO, I AM HAPPY YOU WANT TO COME BOWLING WITH ME, EVEN THOUGH THE GAME HAS ONLY BEEN ON FOR 2 MINUTES Stranger: OMFG NO WAY You: YA WAI Stranger: FUCK You: OMG DRUNK IS WEARING OFF You: I am going back to-t-t-t-t-toooooo *falls asleep* Stranger: WAKE UP BITCH You: y lkjsbder nhjkderkn WAWSAFDE A RE You: oh, sorry, cousin, drifted off there, you know, the drunkidness Stranger: yes You: are we bowling yet, cousin? Stranger: you tell me You: *bowling with niko* You: yay! we are bowling! Stranger: *bowling with unknown* You: WHAT! You: I AM ROMAN, NIKO Stranger: IM TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER YOUR NAME Stranger: OH OK You: *finishes bowling* Stranger: I WIN BITCH You: that was fun, cousin You: cya later Stranger: byebye You: *calls on phone You: COUSIN LETS GO BOWLING Stranger: ALRIGHT You: w00t Stranger: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAY You: IN DA USA Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY EARS!!!!!!!! THEYRE MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU MILEY CYRUS YOU FUCKING BITCH You: IM NOT MILEY, COUSIN, I AM ROMAN BELLIC, YOUR COUSIN Stranger: OH OK Stranger: IM NOT NIKO IM RAHOUL You: what You: would you like to buy some choclate? You: nuts or no nuts? Stranger: both! You: CHOCOLATE? You: CHOCOLATE! Stranger: CHOCOLATE! You: COHOHDFOIOFOJOCOHCOHOOCHOHOHCOHOCOHOOHOCOHOCOCOHHOOCHchooooooo Stranger: HOOCHY MAMA You: CHOOOOOCLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE Stranger: FUCK BITCH FUCK FUCK ALL I WANT IS CHEESEBURGER AND FRIES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BITCH You: OK THEN, COUSIN, MAYBE ANOTHER TIME.

You: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO Stranger: WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO You: O__0 Stranger: This never happened You: correct Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i love you You: WELCOME TO AMERICA, NIKO! You: WANT TO GO SEE BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES? Stranger: ........ Stranger: .................................................... You: OR GO BOWLING? Stranger: :3 Stranger: Are you KOREAN Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: WELCOME TO AMERICA, NIKO Stranger: nataliya You: No, I'm Roman You: your cousin You: NIKO You: MY COUSIN Stranger: lol...wha??? You: Want to see some beeg american teetees? Stranger: u are a female? You: Okay, but you drive You: I'm too drunk Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Message too short

Haha Its not all about it but its funny [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Uhh hello my name a Boris. I am from the Norway. Where are you? You: America Stranger: Oh the US and of A! You: :P Stranger: I heards that a very nice place for the womens! You: Uhh.. Yeah i suppose unless you go to New York City You: Prostitutes i guess You: One place or another Stranger: Whores? You: Yeah Stranger: Oh... they ares bad in the US and of A? You: Not all of em Stranger: I like a tight anus and firm cock. Stranger: Do they have that? You: Trannys Do Stranger: What is a tranny? You: Transexual You: Both male and female Stranger: Oh... we kills those demons on the Norway! You: interesting? Stranger: Do you and your family all sleeps together? You: 0_0 You: No.. Stranger: Whys? You: I dunno, we have own rooms Stranger: No, no... I uhh how you say... meant... do yous and your father and mum and Nana and Pep Pep and brother and sister have have sexual activity intercourses together? You: Eh. No Stranger: Whys? You: OVER 9000 PENISIS!!!! You have disconnected.[/quote] [editline]01:25AM[/editline] lol wtf [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WELCOME TO AMERICA, NIKO! Stranger: asl Stranger: asl Stranger: asl Stranger: asl! Stranger: ASL!!!!!!!! Stranger: lmao You: Want To SEE BIG AMERICAN TEETEES?? You: OR GO BOWLING>? Stranger: :O You: WELL COUSIN? DO YOU? Stranger: 8=======D~o~o~oO: Stranger: I'm in America smart one You: NO NO! I AM COMING TO AMERICA! YOU COME PICK ME UP!! Stranger: okay, but should i get anything on the way? You: HMM.. Mabye some beer bcuase i feel like drinking! Stranger: and twizzlers? You: TWIZZLERS? WHAT ARE THESE "TWIZZLERS" YOU SPEAK OF? Stranger: bacon bits? You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: penisinyourmouth? You: NO! THE PEN IS NOT IN MY MOUTH! Stranger: You sure? You: LETS GO DRINKING COUSIN! Stranger: me love you long time! You: 5$ Happy Ending? You have disconnected.[/quote]

A Cup Of Noodles..that guy sounds fucking creepy

[QUOTE=ArcNova;18036475]A Cup Of Noodles..that guy sounds fucking creepy[/QUOTE] Yeah he started to scare me at the family part.. I dont really thing he was Swedish or whatever he said he was though.

Stranger: asl? You: 34/F/US Stranger:35/M/Us You:WELCOME TO AMERICA NIKO!! Stranger: umm... thanks? You:Lets go bowling, maybe go for some coffee later on? Stranger: What state do you live in? You: Liberty City brother! How do you not know where you live! Stranger: Does this happen to be some '4chan' raid, i've talked to a few people like you You: What me? i am your cousin! we should go bowling. Stranger: Wait your a girl? You: Yeah titties are here [url]http://img242.imageshack.us/i/adfadfdix5.jpg/#q=Chris[/url] Hanson You have disconnected.