Christmas music is the worst, and thanks to those happy assholes who actually enjoy the stuff, the rest of us are subjected to terrible, saccharine music about elves, reindeer, snow, Santa Claus and the like.
But what's the worst christmas song of all time?
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This one takes the cake for me, I mean, come on! Sexualizing Santa Claus? Who listens to this shit?
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It really is terrible.
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;43282745]Christmas music is the worst, and thanks to those happy assholes who actually enjoy the stuff, the rest of us are subjected to terrible, saccharine music about elves, reindeer, snow, Santa Claus and the like.[/QUOTE]
Couldn't have said it better myself
Don't you dare mouth off Eartha Kitt, yes someone waiting to bone santa is weird, BUT ONLY EARTHA KITT CAN DO IT RIGHT!
On a note of horrendous Christmas Music, a duet!
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"Christmas Shoes"
It's not a terrible song, but it's depressing as fuck.
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this [b]FUCKING[/b] [b][i]ONE[/i][/b]
I literally can't go anywhere without hearing it. It's the worst christmas song but yet gets played all the fucking time.
I nominate every Christmas song to be awful.
Then again, I used to work in a place that played Christmas radio music from October-January
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I hope you get a Hippopotamus for Christmas. So it rips your fucking throat out.
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die
[QUOTE=kill3r;43284808]Sure smells like scrooge in here[/QUOTE]
except like most of facepunch is poor/middle class
Any modern pop/sellout remakes of old songs make me want to go on some sort of Christmas character killing frenzy. :yarr: The old 40's/50's songs are bad enough, get some creativity and/or stop already. The only OK ones are choir hymns or whatever. Fuck.
I have to listen to this shit [B]ALL FUCKING DAY AT WORK.[/B] [I](Like Water Marine mentioned, it's been on since the end of October.)[/I] The worst part is when it is literally the same two songs re-done 50,000 fucking times. By the time I get home and mom is playing that shit on the radio, I want to smash it. I usually end up having to hole up in my room and hide and blast some metal to drown it out, but then she gets pissed and tells me to get some Christmas spirit and stop listening to "Devil Music".
:suicide:
Dubstep christmas music. Already heard in one or two stores.
[QUOTE=GamerChick;43286372]Any modern pop/sellout remakes of old songs make me want to go on some sort of Christmas character killing frenzy. :yarr: The old 40's/50's songs are bad enough, get some creativity and/or stop already. The only OK ones are choir hymns or whatever. Fuck.
I have to listen to this shit [B]ALL FUCKING DAY AT WORK.[/B] [I](Like Water Marine mentioned, it's been on since the end of October.)[/I] The worst part is when it is literally the same two songs re-done 50,000 fucking times. By the time I get home and mom is playing that shit on the radio, I want to smash it. I usually end up having to hole up in my room and hide and blast some metal to drown it out, but then she gets pissed and tells me to get some Christmas spirit and stop listening to "Devil Music".
:suicide:[/QUOTE]Shame it's pretty much impossible to do anything new with christmas music, so even if you try to create new stuff, it can't really stand out from what we already have. Which is usually really boring slow shit
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Fuck that song.
[QUOTE=Geeray;43289156]Dubstep christmas music. Already heard in one or two stores.[/QUOTE]
I know, dude, I was at JC Penney's the other day and they had some fucked up 40's version dubstepped with modern stuff. It gave me a headache and made my back pain worse. I had to go wait in my car for over an hour for other people to finish shopping, instead of going to the rest of the mall because it was playing everywhere. Thank god I had one of my tapes in the car.
[QUOTE=bradleigh;43289196]Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Fuck that song.[/QUOTE]
And also fuck the animated movie thats always on television this time of year about that song.
Cliff Richard's "The Millenium Prayer" is bloody awful, and is literally just the lord's prayer sung to Auld Lang Syne. Sung by Cliff Richard.
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this [b]FUCKING[/b] [b][i]ONE[/i][/b]
I literally can't go anywhere without hearing it. It's the worst christmas song but yet gets played all the fucking time.[/QUOTE]
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If I have to chose one specific song out of all (Because every christmas song sucks, in my book), it would be EVERY SINGLE version of Jingle Bells
I swear, they make me want to pull my ears out
y'all are some real fuckin scrooges
The novelty shit, without a doubt.
Say what you will about the traditional christmas music, at least it didn't fucking know better.
[QUOTE=simzboy;43283490]"Christmas Shoes"
It's not a terrible song, but it's depressing as fuck.[/QUOTE]
Nah, it's awful. The artist has no idea what they've actually written about. My family used to despise it, but now it's become an amusing joke for us.
You don't know what is bad...
THIS... IS BAD
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They are playing this on the radio as a christmas song too...
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[QUOTE=Rofl_copter;43292050]y'all are some real fuckin scrooges[/QUOTE]
Oh no, I love me some good old King Cole and some vintage classics.
Just screw the novelty songs, and covers by pop idols, looking at you Beaver.
And I just hate how everyone goes fucking apeshit during Christmas. It's not that big of a deal to me.
Although I still love the shit out of a Christmas Carol.
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let's not forget the best christmas music
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