Super Powers That Are Useful But In Such A Small Degree That It Doesnt Really Matter. - General

Lets start a list of super powers that are useful but in such a small degree that it doesn't really matter. Heres some me and my friend came up with to start us off. - The ability to make it rain a little less. - The ability to part water less than 5 feet deep - The ability to grow hair at any length on any part of your body - The ability to peel a fruit faster than any human being - The ability to pay off any dental bill - The ability to fix any electrical appliance made before 1989 - The ability to change your ethnicity - The ability to predict the face of the moon farther than any calendar - The ability to untie any knot - The ability to recharge any battery once - The ability to to create a pair of drumsticks once a week - The ability to see trough any pair of Levi jeans - The ability to tell exactly what somebody has eaten by looking at their vomit - The ability to tell the hair color of a bald man - The ability to cause the sunset or sunrise one minute later or earlier - The ability to pull off any outfit - The ability to get hired at any bank - The ability to turn any tense situation into a calm one - The ability to turn your hands invisible - The ability to have a perfect lawn - The ability to always have clean fingernails - The ability to grow an extra finger on the back of your head - The ability to fit in any shoe size - The ability to never get wet - The ability to bend a pencil - The ability to squeeze the perfect amount of toothpaste - The ability to multiply birdseed also: [img]http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsL/27797-26917.gif[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Wrong icon" - Gurant))[/highlight] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Wrong icon" - Gurant))[/highlight]

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[QUOTE=Tugger;16456426] - The ability to turn your hands invisible [/QUOTE] I wonder what it would feel like when you fapped

The best gaming abilities ever, but only on PS2 games.

The ability to hide shit threads.

the ability to tell when you need to pee 20 seconds before you normally would

The ability to change nationalities on command.

autofellatio

The ability to rap

The ability to rape

The ability to troll threads.

The ability to shoot a gun at anything but the target.

The ability to see electromagnetic waves.

The ability to throw a rock and hit anything but the ground.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;16457590]The ability to shoot a gun at anything but the target.[/QUOTE] Just aim at something other than your original target. [B]Edit:[/B] broke my automerge. Great. The ability to breathe through your ears.

[QUOTE=IceCKryss;16457606]The ability to see electromagnetic waves.[/QUOTE] i think the ability to see the whole electromagnetic spectrum would be quite useful actually

[QUOTE=Uber|nooB;16457622]i think the ability to see the whole electromagnetic spectrum would be quite useful actually[/QUOTE] I thought that too, but when you have to realize that you would see the waves emitted from everything, you'd go blind.

[QUOTE=IceCKryss;16457644]I thought that too, but when you have to realize that you would see the waves emitted from everything, you'd go blind.[/QUOTE] wear sunglasses :smug:

The ability to talk to plants

The ability to fall out of a boat without hitting water. The ability to breathe under any water no deeper than 3 feet.

Super resistance to oxygen. The ability to make birds float. The ability to see 5 seconds into the future. :c00l:

The ability to notice that this is eerily like something from an anime. IE: abilities and talents in Law of Ueki

Ability to transform oxygen into carbon dioxide [editline]12:19PM[/editline] Ability to turn invisible when no one is looking

[QUOTE=benzi2k7;16457698] The ability to see 5 seconds into the future. :c00l:[/QUOTE] That'd actually be quite useful. I can't remember what series it is but there is a character who can see like 2 seconds into the future and if you think about it, it could save you from potential accidents, things falling on you etc. The ability to turn small amounts of oxygen into nitrogen. - god damn missed the above one. The ability to make people move an inch in any direction.

Ability to look stylish. Ability to eat fast.

the ability to teleport food away from orphans

The ability to make your hair grow a little slower.

[QUOTE=benzi2k7;16457698]The ability to see 5 seconds into the future.[/QUOTE] that could save you and possibly your friends from being stabbed, shot, run over and punched

[QUOTE=Uber|nooB;16457878]that could save you and possibly your friends from being stabbed, shot, run over and punched[/QUOTE] But if you saw 5 seconds into the future and saw it happening, how could you stop it? It's the future. Now if you saw what COULD happen, you could change it.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;16457713] Ability to turn invisible when no one is looking[/QUOTE] example of a perfect one