Plainly describe a TV show, Movie, or Game in a way that makes no one want to watch it. - General

One user describes the above, then gives the name of a show they watched. Looks simple enough. [B]No spoilers or anything like that please.[/B] Breaking Bad: It's a show where a teacher/car washer enters a mid life crisis and then tries to sell meth with the help of one of his students who did horrible in class. "Dexter." The serial killer show not the other one.

Dexter, is about a man who enjoys blood. "Doctor Who"

Doctor Who is a tv show which requires a brain to understand Half Life

Doctor Who is about a guy flying in a blue police box. The Walking Dead. [editline]5th March 2014[/editline] Damn ninja [editline]5th March 2014[/editline] Half life is about a scientist who knows how to use guns and shoots monsters.

Some dirty people walk around and get angry at each other, and sometimes they shoot a zombie. Jaws

Shark eats people and people try to kill shark Twin Peaks

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44142436]Some dirty people walk around and get angry at each other, and sometimes they shoot a zombie. Jaws[/QUOTE] Is a story about a silly fish. Sunshine (movie)

Sunshine is not a movie about the sun (ninjad) Dodgeball (the movie)

Some men play dodgeball. BioShock

Some guy swims to a city and shoots at some bad guys. Wreck-It Ralph

"Retro" videogame character goes around in an arcade pretending that he's still relevant. Gravity.

Sandra Bullock spinning for 2 hours Lord of the Rings or Dark Souls, choose either one

A group of guys decide they need to walk to some large volcano to throw a ring into it to make the bad guy explode. Dishonored

Assassins creed meets Jack the Ripper. Shrek.

a bunch of Italian people sitting in front of a deli telling each other to go fuck themselves. The Sopranos

Wander around aimlessly in a big grey wasteland occasionally getting attacked by piss easy and boringly standard fantasy creatures, and more often getting attacked by carbon copy enemy 'Bandits' copy pasted across the landscape. Skyrim!

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Horrible sex mod that is filled with hairy dicks. Counter Strike: Global Offensive. [editline]5th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Mister Sandman;44142649]Wander around aimlessly in a big grey wasteland occasionally getting attacked by piss easy and boringly standard fantasy creatures, and more often getting attacked by carbon copy enemy 'Bandits' copy pasted across the landscape. Skyrim![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;44142877]Horrible sex mod that is filled with hairy dicks. Counter Strike: Global Offensive. [editline]5th March 2014[/editline][/QUOTE] where you shoot chickens while fighting for honor minecraft

A man abducts young women and takes them in a ride in his 'magic flying box' to 'wondrous locales' for his own sadistic pleasure as they almost die in each adventure. oh, and CS:GO.

[QUOTE=clubpixel;44142901]where you shoot chickens while fighting for honor minecraft[/QUOTE] Lego, but for your computer. Game of Thrones

Some guy sits on a big throne with pointy things all over it Killing Floor

[QUOTE=Ex-President;44142442]Twin Peaks[/QUOTE] Since the above one didn't have one, what the hell A guy is obsessed with coffee, pie, and possibly an woman at least 12 years younger than him Invader Zim Ninja'd: British guys shoot things and say things

An alien wants to destroy the world but fails miserably. Emergency!

[QUOTE=nerdster409;44143324]An alien wants to destroy the world but fails miserably. Emergency![/QUOTE] Someone is dying. Call of Duty: any of the games.

Shoot terrorists for make benefit glorious nation of America Dark Souls

Die after about ten minutes, so that the next time you die after about twelve minutes, so that the next time you die after about fifteen minutes, then die after about ten minutes again. The Walking Dead (TV series)

Poorly developed characters shoot at things and talk about shit Cave Story

A robot runs walks around caves and talks to rabbit people. He occasionally fights a toaster. Red Dead Redemption