I'm kinda depressed and frustrated since people tends to keep me down and don't support my opinions.
I need a smile please do your best...
They say more money needs to be put into fire stations.
A poll was taken by the government.
All the firefighters fell through the hole in the floor.
[QUOTE=Ori Child;17944137]They say more money needs to be put into fire stations.
A poll was taken by the government.
All the firefighters fell through the hole in the floor.[/QUOTE]
I don't get it? Sorry.
It's a joke.
Firefighters (traditionally) slide down a pole to get to their fire engines.
Governments when it comes to money take votes and 'polls'.
So the government took a poll (pole) and all the firefighters fell through the hole in the floor. (where the pole used to be, because the government had 'taken it')
Ah well i tried =]
[QUOTE=Ori Child;17944239]It's a joke.
Firefighters (traditionally) slide down a pole to get to their fire engines.
Governments when it comes to money take votes and 'polls'.
So the government took a poll (pole) and all the firefighters fell through the hole in the floor. (where the pole used to be, because the government had 'taken it')
Ah well i tried =][/QUOTE]
Oh... :D
An Irishman arrived at Boston's Logon airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was homesick.
'No, 'replied the Irishman.' It's worse, I have I've lost all me luggage.'
'That's terrible, how did that happen?'
'The cork fell out of me bottle.'
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were in a pub talking about their children.
'My son was born on St George's Day, 'remarked the Englishman, 'So we obviously decided to call him George.'
'That's a real coincidence, 'observed the Frenchman, 'My daughter was born on Valentine's Day, so we decided to call her Valentine.'
'That's really incredible, 'drawled the Irishman, 'Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake.'
here you go, Irish jokes are Always funny.
A hammer.
[QUOTE=Necrotic Fever;17944296]A hammer.[/QUOTE]
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Hammers can be funny.
A man walks into a bar.
.....
Ouch.
There's a black and white space marine on a black and white bike...
On the topic, PBF comics are really amusing, you really should check them out [url=http://pbfcomics.com/]here[/url].
Boomerang.
And there were three men, one irish, one scottish, one english
The irish man went down a slide and said
Gold!, and he landedn a ile of gold
The scottish man said
Jewels! (or something else, i forgot)
And landed in them
The english man said
Weeeeeeeee!
...
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
[QUOTE=The_Abbot555;17946110]A dyslexic man walks into a bra...[/QUOTE]
Give this man a cookie. :v:
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it man
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