An ICBM detonates in the distance. Any last words?
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From the sound of gunshots, you wake up.
You look outside your window as soon as possible.
A mushroom cloud appears in the distance.
You know this is your end.
Any last words?
[b]Sentence must be 1-10 words long.[/b]
My entry:
[i]"You blew it all up."[/i]
Fuck yeah Amercia, yeah.
"Time to use the teleporter!!"
"Oh, Fuck..."
"Well..fuck"
-oh you ninja-
I'd jack off really fast.
Time it right so that just as I cum I am incinerated
I will look to the sky and yell "HEAVEN! IMMA CUMMIN!"
"I wish I had more sex"
I won't wake up, I'll be passed out due to smoking too much weed.
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum."
or
"NEAT"
I wouldn't say anything. I would face the fireball, standing straight, looking into the blinding light. Never flinching. Never wavering. Accepting the fate that has been dealt.
"WAIT, I NEVER FINISHED THAT EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO, PLEASE LET ME LIVE I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!"
War, war never changes.
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I'd gather up my brother, mother, and father and we'll all say bye to each other and that we'll meet again in heaven.
"Love you mom, dad, brother. We'll meet again somewhere"
"Yeah well fuck you too"
Usually what I say.
[QUOTE=Fata;32244733]I won't wake up, I'll be passed out due to smoking too much weed.[/QUOTE]
Kekekeke now all my internet friends know I smoke pot, even though I didn't contribute kekekeke 420 4 life
[QUOTE=Region;32244897]"Love you mom, dad, brother. We'll meet again somewhere"[/QUOTE]
D'awwwwwwwwww
"Cunt ass bitch whore fuck!"
[QUOTE=Fata;32244733]I won't wake up, I'll be passed out due to smoking too much weed.[/QUOTE]
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Naturally I'd turn away from it, walk away in slow motion.
So this is how it ends.
"Bugger."
Seriously China, not cool.
I'd start dancing and singing.
[video=youtube;bMMV_RoEMxE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMMV_RoEMxE[/video]
*Nuke detonates off in the distance* "How about you come over here and say that to my face fucker?"
