• Ways to get rid of a boner.
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What are your ways of getting rid of a boner. I usually look at something nasty, or just take a piss.
Fap it down.
cold water
I just try and think about something else and relax all my muscles. It usually goes away before I realize it.
Off topic, holy shit people got perma'd for posting in a banme... on topic: cold water, I see, wouldn't that sort of hurt a little?
[QUOTE=xxncxx;19994313]I usually look at something nasty[/QUOTE] So...you just look at your dick then?
:fuckoff:
[QUOTE=Harry9397;19994404]So...you just look at your dick then?[/QUOTE] :iceburn:
Oh, I just remembered, I look at Kymandu's avatar too.
Don't try to redeem yourself. No iceburn for you.
Think about someone ugly you know or your older relatives arm fat.
[QUOTE=Kymandu;19994472]Don't try to redeem yourself. No iceburn for you.[/QUOTE] zing
[QUOTE=TheIceman;19994485]Think about someone ugly you know or your older relatives arm fat.[/QUOTE] :barf:
Invite Ashley over...Oh wait...
[B]AUNT JUDY'S ARMFAT! [/B][B]AUNT JUDY'S ARMFAT! [/B][B]AUNT JUDY'S ARMFAT! [/B][B]AUNT JUDY'S ARMFAT! [/B][B]AUNT JUDY'S ARMFAT![/B][B]AUNT JUDY'S Armfattt...[/B]
stroke it and ejaculate, it usually goes after that
[QUOTE=Kymandu;19994376]Off topic, holy shit people got perma'd for posting in a banme... on topic: cold water, I see, wouldn't that sort of hurt a little?[/QUOTE] Hezzy takes no prisoners. Just wait.
Get your friend to stomp on it.
Snap and bandage (bandage optional)
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Reading this thread gave me a boner :saddowns:
Think of a hard maths sum and by the time ive got the answer, its down.
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Just place it towards your head in your pants.. Like this. [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/dwdydx.png[/IMG]' [B]EDIT[/B] Just more upwards.
Tie a rubberband around it until you lose circulation but it might die...:saddowns:
[img]http://newsbusters.org/static/2007/11/2007-11-05Rosie.jpg[/img] [sp] Rosie O'Donnell... oh god. [/sp]
thinking of hillary clinton works
You could think about your mom...
stare it down!
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