What are some things that all guys do? - General

Considering that most of Facepunch is made up of male members, what are some things you feel that every guy does or has done? Peeing in the shower.

Masturbate.

Running up the stairs on all fours.

Scratch their balls.

Breathe

Laid out multiple specific plans of how they would save the day if a crazed gunman entered their house, school or work. don't lie. you've all done it.

Discuss how each and every girl they know would be like in bed.

[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;40882072]Laid out multiple specific plans of how they would save the day if a crazed gunman entered their house, school or work. don't lie. you've all done it.[/QUOTE] Zombie apocalypse

Porn

Stare at tits

Be composed from organic materials.

Experienced awkward boners.

[URL="www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+stranger"]The Stranger[/URL]

Fart around other people. Drink heavily. Shout.

Has a really weird story of their discovery of how sex works from back in like elementary school but doesn't want to share it with anyone because it's really odd and uncomfortable for anyone involved For instance, i thought that a slang term for boobs was balls. Google proved me wrong in fifth grade.

tuck their penis in between their legs

[QUOTE=MazerRackham;40882655][URL="www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+stranger"]The Stranger[/URL][/QUOTE] Billy Joel will never seem the same again.

[QUOTE=crazycombine;40882631]Experienced awkward boners.[/QUOTE] bus boners

[QUOTE=Ian;40882728]bus boners[/QUOTE] My mate calls that 'The Traveller'.

Piss in the shower.

No I don't

[QUOTE=crazycombine;40882631]Experienced awkward boners.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://uppix.net/a/2/6/3a3d57fd87577a1ca35f5774438b3.jpg[/IMG] ?

Daydream about what kind of women will you date/have sex with.

scratch their crotch whenever the need comes up, no matter where you are.

Chek a girrrrls ass as she walk on byyy

[QUOTE=crazycombine;40882631]Experienced awkward boners.[/QUOTE] Developing multiple strategies for hiding awkward boners.

[QUOTE=DaMoggen;40882027]Masturbate.[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/sure.PNG[/img] lie about masturbating

Have a drawer in their house full of screwdrivers and mismatched batteries.

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40884152]Developing multiple strategies for hiding awkward boners.[/QUOTE] Developing strategies to stop awkward boners. Nothing worse than cuddling with a girl and getting a stalk ;)

Putting their hands in they balls when is too cold Stare at the teacher boobs if the class is too boring