"PRO CS:S PLAYER NO AWPS"
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09s-c2JVI40[/media]
Cross Counter!
"CAUTION: IRRADIATED BODY LOCATED 6 FEET DOWN. DO NOT DIG."
Here lies andy
peperony and chease
"You'll never find where I buried my body!"
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^^qUiCkScOpEd iN aWsUm^^
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"50 000 000 years from now, people will read this and realize that Half-Life 2 Episode 3 hasn't been released yet."
"How do we know that he's dead and it isn't everyone else?"
"Died as he lived"
And nothing else. Keep them thinking.
"I will not be back after the message"
"Vos iustus amisit ludum."
"GAME OVER!
RETRY
SAVE & CONTINUE
[U]SAVE & QUIT[/U]"
here lies buttsex rip in peace
"fuck you ill just respawn noob"
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye"
alternatively
"Maybe filling that with chocolate syrup wasn't the brightest of ideas"
My name and date of birth
[editline]29th March 2012[/editline]
Here's what I was looking for.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FXoyr_FyFw[/media]
Ignore the music, look at that massive organ wall at 30 seconds in. I want symmetrical etchings of this behemoth on either side of my name and date of birth. Personal touch without overdramatizing how [i]tragic[/i] my death was.
"He couldn't hang with the dirtiest dudes in town"
Here lies Nach0s.
BEHIND YOU
Here lies Carter N.
Yeah, rip.
By reading this tombstone you have consigned yourself to be haunted by me forever.
MUAHAHAHAH I SHALL WATCH YOU AS YOU POUR CEREAL THEN SPOIL YOUR MILK
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;35351462]By reading this tombstone you have consigned yourself to be haunted by me forever.
MUAHAHAHAH I SHALL WATCH YOU AS YOU POUR CEREAL THEN SPOIL YOUR MILK[/QUOTE]
oh man, if I were a poltergeist I'd start out creepy and after a week segue into a full-on dick
"god damn it ghost put down my coat it's fucking below zero outside and I'm going to be late"
"no"
You have died... Respawning in 20 hours...
On the bright side, you lived 4 years longer than your previous best.
"Famous last words: 'Suicide? I've already died!'"