What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair? v2 - General

My laptop and plate. And a pen

Anything on the ground floor of my house. (My chair has wheels. :v:)

Lighter, rocket engine, knife and compressed air fitted with an eraser firing gun. So, I guess I could fashion a flamethrower.

A big pen, a regular pen, some CDs, some soft books, a desklamp, a necklace with a rock, my shoes, bubble wrap, a blanket, A sticky hand, more pens, a Nerf bullet and screw w/ washer on it. [b]EDIT:[/b] A hard book, another soft book, some CD Trays.

My cellphone and my keys. :(

A 900 page chemistry book. How nerdy.

My chair has wheels so practically every weapon in the cellar [editline]12:08AM[/editline] which is a butter knife

computer, bugspray, stringcheese, a bigass knife

A 7 inch scissor

a penis

An oldschool feather pen A bent nail (2 of em actually) A fish scale (as in weight measuring device) with a nasty hook My swiss army knife used to be on my table still just a few days ago... Not sure which of the top 3 would be deadliest so posted em all, because the fourth one doesn't really count now.

[QUOTE=mm5guy;16162385]a penis[/QUOTE] What the flying fuck? And what's with the mm5guy thing?

A bayonet

Kel-Tec Sub2000, and a Sig Sauer P228, If I walk a couple steps I can get an M1A1 Carbine, AR-15, Ruger MK I, SLR-95, or Ruger 10/22. [b]Edit:[/b] [MEDIA]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/399f0873ceec9289c17f79ead2aa2c12.JPG[/MEDIA] Read below for information on the mysterious dark stain.

Why would you have guns by your computer? And hifi

A kukri.

[QUOTE=idioten;16162475]Kel-Tec Sub2000, and a Sig Sauer P228, If I walk a couple steps I can get an M1A1 Carbine, AR-15, Ruger MK I, SLR-95, or Ruger 10/22.[/QUOTE] you really live up to your name...[B]idiot[/B]en

My Hatchet.

Badminton racket. I like playing with it, but one time I accidentally broke my CRT screen with it a few years ago. Now I have an LSD. I mean LCD.

[QUOTE=Zorgoth64;16162509]you really live up to your name...[B]idiot[/B]en[/QUOTE] Why, exactly? @ Person who asked why I have guns by my computer, they're in my room, and my room is small.

[QUOTE=idioten;16162475]Kel-Tec Sub2000, and a Sig Sauer P228, If I walk a couple steps I can get an M1A1 Carbine, AR-15, Ruger MK I, SLR-95, or Ruger 10/22.[/QUOTE] I highly fucking doubt it.

[QUOTE=Zorgoth64;16162509]you really live up to your name...[B]idiot[/B]en[/QUOTE] how does owning guns make him an idiot again, please explain

either the pair of ulaks i bought or the katana sitting by my desk

Ok faggots, I'll deliver a picture. Give me a couple minutes.

[QUOTE=idioten;16162535]Why, exactly? @ Person who asked why I have guns by my computer, they're in my room, and my room is small.[/QUOTE] it's supposed to be something you don't get off your chair to get, like stuff Right next to the computer. My dad leaves his bigass knife-that-is-almost-big-enough-to-be-a-sword right next to the computer

Knifes, a lighter and a glass.

I guess I could throw my fat ass tv at someone? I could use my broken guitar string as one of those choke wire things,

Myself :c00l: [editline]10:23PM[/editline] that or a switchblade

Let's see here: 8" Kitchen Knife, 7" Ka-Bar knife Three 1 1/2" folding knives 3 1/2" folding knife 3 1/2" boot knife And multiple heavy stuff for bludgeoning/throwing. I also heavy a butterfly knife trainer but the only thing I could do with that is poke them real hard or throw it. And a lighter.

A pen.