So a baby seal walks into a club
What's bouncing up and down playfully at 100 MPH?
A baby tied to my truck
Incest, fun for the whole family
What's blue and motionless in the corner?
Baby with a plastic bag
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Why does the mayor have an office!? Because of the chickens and the eggs!
Why does the physgun look at people!? Because all it wants is to move with them (dance)!
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1185548&highlight="]If you don't get it...[/URL]
What's black on top and white at the bottom? [i]Rape.[/i]
What do you call a turd that has been shot by a priest?
[sp]holey shit[/sp]
man went to the store
shovel
What's the difference between black people and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
What was the hardest thing about seeing a child get hit by a car?
My dick.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
You hear about that dumbass terrorist who tried to blow up a car?
[sp]He got third degree burns on his lip from the exhaust pipe[/sp]
How do you help a black dude from falling to his death?
[sp]You don't.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Uncle Bourbon;37795090]man went to the store
shovel[/QUOTE]
I'm a little lost.
[QUOTE=SoSicklyAwesome;37794912]Why does the mayor have an office!? Because of the chickens and the eggs!
Why does the physgun look at people!? Because all it wants is to move with them (dance)!
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1185548&highlight="]If you don't get it...[/URL][/QUOTE]
i think the cp are so cute, do you? Post some pictures of them looking cute please!
What does black people have in common with apples?
They hang in trees
Incoming Sickipedia thread...
what did the physgun say to the other physgun
my heart is beaming towards you
AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAAAA
have you ever tried ethiopian food? [sp]neither have they[/sp]
Silly nazis, ovens are for bread.
What's the hardest thing about being a Pedofile?
Fitting In.
Jesus was actually gay and the Romans misinterpreted when he said "I want you to [i]nail[/i] me"
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
[sp]A carrot[/sp]
What is brown and sticky?
[sp]A stick[/sp]
What is worse than a pile of dead babies?
[sp]The live one in the middle trying to eat its way out[/sp]
What is worse than that?
[sp]A pile of rocks[/sp]
Why?
[sp]You cant fuck a pile of rocks[/sp]
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1210099&p=37545592&viewfull=1#post37545592[/url]
Need I say more?
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead two year old kid?
[sp]I don't have a Ferrari in my garage[/sp]
What do you get when you combine a black man and an octopus?
[sp]Hell if I know, but it gathers cotton fast.[/sp]
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's piano?
[sp]Neither has he.[/sp]
Yup, I'm definitely going to hell for laughing at these.
[QUOTE=BFG9000;37795662]I'm a little lost.[/QUOTE]
you have a bad sense of humor then
What the difference between sand and menstruation blood ?
[sp]You can't gargle sand.[/sp]
What was the last thing that passed through Pricess Diana's head?
The steering wheel
What do bees and princess diana have in common?
´
~they both make royal jelly
What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?
[sp]A picnic table can support a family.[/sp]
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
[sp]Glue toast to the ceiling.[/sp]
[QUOTE=lapsus_;37794932]What's black on top and white at the bottom? [i]Rape.[/i][/QUOTE]
What's white on top and black at the bottom?
[sp]society[/sp]
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