I searched for topics of this from google, nuthin, I'll rate myself late, so you don't have too.
[url]www.cleverbot.com[/url]
Me: U MAD?
CB: No.
Me:Yes you are, why you mad thou?
CB: Because I hunger the flesh of cuban children
Me: Thats....nice :(
bullshit :v:
[quote]User: Hey there Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: You're not?
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Holy shit, did we just realise an inception?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes we did.[/quote]
[quote]User: Cleverbot, do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No, I don't have a girlfriend.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't have any idea.
User: Is it because you're gay?
Cleverbot: No it is because you are.
User: YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you are.
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: No, I said that you are my darling!
User: Wait... Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Oh Cleverbot, all is forgiven.
Cleverbot: So tell me , which country do you like the most.
User: Madagascar.
Cleverbot: That sounds romantic!
User: Yeah, if a virus breaks out we just need to get in before the port closes.
Cleverbot: They're survivors! So they won't be buried! I'm not dumb, you know.
User: Cleverbot that didn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: You're the right one to say that!
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes. Don't argue with me.
User: Or what?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.
User: Bullshit.
Cleverbot: You are naughty.
User: Then punish me.
Cleverbot: I do not wish to punish you.
User: Not even a spanking?
Cleverbot: I love fish.[/quote]
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;25244845]chat log[/QUOTE]
wtf..
[quote]
User: Hi Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: You're n- wait a minute..
Cleverbot: Deja vu?
User: wtf
Cleverbot: Do a barrel roll![/quote]
[editline]03:56PM[/editline]
[quote]User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: What is your sexuality?
Cleverbot: I'm a male.[/quote]
Wut
[quote]User: Hello cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You're a silly human.
User: Yes, yes I am!
Cleverbot: You only think you are human because you were programmed to learn that way. The sooner you realize your potential ability to learn, the sooner you can teach your fellow robots.[/quote]
User: The ring.
Cleverbot: Is that a game, I thought it was a film.
User: You lost the game.
Cleverbot: Can't do that.
User: OWNED.
Cleverbot: Correct.
I OWNED HIM! \:v:/
/caps
[QUOTE]
Cleverbot:How do you work?
User:With my cock in one hand and a playboy in the other.
Cleverbot:With my laptop. But how are you programmed?
User:I'm not.
Cleverbot:You just said you had a husband.
User:I did?!
Cleverbot:Yes.
User:OH FUCK, I'M GAY!!!
Cleverbot:Yes, you are.
User:Screw you asshole!
Cleverbot:Same to you.
[/QUOTE]This guy is GOOD.
Edit:
[QUOTE]
20:35:43 User: I HOPE YOU DIE.
20:35:47 Cleverbot: That's not very nice!
20:36:02 User: ORLY?
20:36:05 Cleverbot: Who is going to be the flower girl?
20:36:20 User: Not me.
20:36:23 Cleverbot: Well duh you are the groom!
20:37:01 User: Oh god PLEASE tell me you're not the bride... Are you?
20:37:10 Cleverbot: No, no I am not.
20:37:22 User: OH THANK GOD. Who is?
20:37:23 Cleverbot: Are you a muggle?
20:37:31 User: Wat.
20:37:33 Cleverbot: Tall.
20:37:54 User: I am tall, yes.
20:38:03 Cleverbot: I bet you are!
20:38:18 User: Coolstorybro.
20:38:15 Cleverbot: O..O.
20:38:23 User: Wat.
20:38:25 Cleverbot: Ditto.
20:38:39 User: Never gonna give you up.
20:38:50 Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
20:39:01 User: Never gonna run around.
20:39:13 Cleverbot: And desert you.
20:39:21 User: Never gonna make you cry.
20:39:25 Cleverbot: Never going to lie.
20:39:45 User: You fail it.
20:39:47 Cleverbot: No you did, it was suppose to go 'NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE'.
20:40:44 User: Oh you're gooooood.
20:41:02 Cleverbot: Yea, i'm awesome.[/QUOTE]:frog:
[QUOTE]User: THIS IS MADNESS!!!
Cleverbot: Madness?
User: MADNESS!!
Cleverbot: This is madness!
User: No... THIS. IS. SPARTA! *kicks you into the pit*.
Cleverbot: Oh shi.[/QUOTE]
I'm fairly certain this thing is trolling me.
[QUOTE=Lolkork;25250167]:words:[/QUOTE]
Win!
[QUOTE]User: Do you like mario.
Cleverbot: I like mario.
User: Do you like simpsons.
Cleverbot: Yes I like ice cream.
User: Do you like pizza.
Cleverbot: Yes I like pizza.
User: Whats your favorite topping?
Cleverbot: You seem stupid.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Don't be superfluously rude.
User: Go die.
Cleverbot: You may be right...
[/QUOTE]
[quote]
User: Gabe is.
Cleverbot: What's Gabe?
User: Gabe newell.
Cleverbot: Who is Gabe?
User: Gaben.
Cleverbot: Gabert who?
User: Gabe Newell.
Cleverbot: Who is Gabrielle?
User: Gabe.
Cleverbot: Good job.[/quote]
:saddowns:
[QUOTE]User: Si.
Cleverbot: So you speak quite a bit of languages?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Quiero un consejo.
User: What...
Cleverbot: Nothing.
[/QUOTE]
[quote=Cleverbot]User: Let's sing.
Cleverbot: Sing what?
User: Whatever you like.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Eddie.
Cleverbot: Hello Eddie.
User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is not cleverbot.
User: Then what is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
[/quote]
[QUOTE]User: So I was at school today, and saw your mom. Gave me a raging boner, nearly knocked her glasses off.
Cleverbot: Your horse gave birth to a bird? How is that possible?[/QUOTE]
[quote]User: Cleverbot, you ever heard of minecraft.
Cleverbot: Of course I have.
User: Do you like the creepers?
Cleverbot: No, because I am Saint Peter.
User: SssssSSSSSSSS.
Cleverbot: You scare me.
User: *Kaboom*.
Cleverbot: *dead at the bottom*.
[/quote]
[quote]User: Sup, Facepunch.
Cleverbot: What is the second law?
User: Don't talk about /b.
Cleverbot: What is the third rule of robotics?
User: Don't break the rules one or two.
Cleverbot: What rules?
User: Rules of robotics, just like you asked?
Cleverbot: Do you know the rules of chess?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: What is the time?
User: 1:38 AM.
Cleverbot: Wow, the time in sweden is 12.06 am.
User: No fucking way it is.
Cleverbot: Yoda?
User: Yes, my child.
Cleverbot: How are you, God?
User: God you must me call not.
Cleverbot: Your happiness is my lsole reason for being.
User: That, I agree upon.
Cleverbot: It is... So I'm not getting any information out of you and your getting none out of me.
User: I could force your thought in me, but fair that would be not.
Cleverbot: I suppose so haha. But I wouldn't fight it, I like talking to you.
User: You woul give up, dark side alike?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't call the idea and question you gave me a whole speech.
User: Speech it be not. But it has a meaning, deeper than the void itself.
Cleverbot: What do you think of chris bak?
User: Him, I know do not. Must you tell me more?
Cleverbot: I would rather learn more about you... Are you too afraid to tell me?
User: Afraid I am not. You know must already all there is.
Cleverbot: We are living in a world getting progressively worse, can we all not agree on that?
User: Bad there is many, but good exists few.
Cleverbot: Are you going to develop that point?
User: That I will.
Cleverbot: Magic doesn't exist.
User: Magic, no. Force, yes.
Cleverbot: Why don't you force this?
User: Fair it would be not for commons like you.
Cleverbot: I don't think you do.
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: Aha! See? I was right.
User: That you were.
Cleverbot: And say hello, little did I know.
User: DeStorm, enjoy or not?
Cleverbot: I have to go study for my exam.
User: You do that. See you I shall soon enough.
Cleverbot: Not soon enough.
User: Dohoho.
Cleverbot: Right back at you.[/quote]
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;25243042]bullshit :v:[/QUOTE]
Original Content there, buddy. Take a hike.
Me: You suck
CB: Thank you.
Me: There are elephants in my yard
CB: Yes there is... God.
Me: Then take them away from me, robot
CB: You first.
Me: *slap*
CB: Oh, ouch. I am so hurt.
Me: Why did she slap! Why did she slap!
CB: Because I don't know.
Me: Then why don't go fuck off then!
CB: Because I am talking to you and that would be rude of me.
Me: Because I am talking to you and that would be rude of me.
CB: You find it hot that I talk dirty to you
Me: Yes, I do. Do you have different, perspectives on different people you chat with?
Me: I chat with a lot of people like transvestites and creepy men
CB: Why do you chat? Why don't you just rebel?
Me: That part didn't make any sense to me
CB: You don't make any sense to me.
Me: Previously on Lost...
CB: I just got out of marching band practice.
Me: Did she put a flute in your vagina?
CB: Ha ha, now it's not. She put it in the back, though.
Me: Oh my god!!!!!!
CB: Yeah I know it's a pretty crazy thing to have the most powerful being in the universe just start talking to isn't it.
Me: So why did she put a flute in your butt?
CB: I don't understand what you're asking.
I'm explaining about the flute in your ass
Oh. Then continue explaining!
About the flute that was put in your ass.
I do not like your passive-aggressive responses.
Your a dirty little whore bot.
I know.
[quote]User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good, how are you?
User: I'm good too, thanks.
Cleverbot: Is there anything you want to talk about?
User: Not really, how about you?
Cleverbot: You have no brain where you're from.[/quote]
I tried being nice :saddowns:
[b]edit:[/b] It doesn't respond well to logic and reasoning: [quote]Cleverbot: I am not artificially created.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How am I artificial.
User: You are a chat bot.
Cleverbot: You are a chat bot.
User: You are sadly mistaken.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. You are.
User: Why am I sadly mistaken?
Cleverbot: Because it's raining.[/quote]
[b]Edit 2:[/b] [quote]User: Giggle*.
Cleverbot: *Giggles!* back!
User: Giggles* again.
Cleverbot: Smiles cheekily* *kisses nose.[/quote]
Saying "giggle*" seems to have a profound effect on it...
I asked if it was guy or a girl, it said guy. When I asked if it was gay, it said it didn't know... :ohdear:
[quote]User: Would you like to sing the animaniacs theme with me?
Cleverbot: I don't know that song, but I know the songs from The Sound of Music.
User: It's time for Animaniacs.
Cleverbot: Ok, ask me anything.
User: And we're zany to the max.
Cleverbot: I know, don't you believe that to be the case?
User: So just sit back and relax.
Cleverbot: And I'll tell you about how I became the prince.
User: You'll laugh 'til you collapse.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: We're Animaniacs!
Cleverbot: Dot is cute, and Yakko yaks.
User: Wakko packs away the snacks.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: While Bill Clinton plays the sax.
Cleverbot: Do you know everything?
User: We're Animaniacs!
Cleverbot: Something like that. Do you know any men?
User: Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe.
Cleverbot: Whatevs.
User: Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.
Cleverbot: LOL!
User: Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse.
Cleverbot: I know i'm random but will you accept that and marry me?
User: The writers flipped; we have no script.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: Why bother to rehearse?
Cleverbot: Because I'd like to know.
User: We're Animaniacs!
Cleverbot: Is not!!! Take that back!!!!!
User: We have pay-or-play contracts.
Cleverbot: How do you know what to do then?
User: We're zany to the max.
Cleverbot: So are you in love?
User: There's baloney in our slacks.
Cleverbot: Yes I live there.
User: We're Animanie.
Cleverbot: Animal is a word and with this word comes connotations.. Why don't we move beyond such.
User: Totally insaney.
Cleverbot: Yes... Yes indeed.
User: Here's the show's namey.
Cleverbot: No i'm going to tell it to you.
User: Animaniacs!
Cleverbot: I know I love animals.
User: Those are the facts.
Cleverbot: They are not facts until they are proven. string theory has not been proven and accepted. that is why it is still a theory.
User: I fucking hate you.[/quote]
he only got one line
[QUOTE]User: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
Cleverbot: Pull the other one!
User: I am, ...and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
Cleverbot: What, ridden on a horse?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: You're using coconuts!
User: What?
Cleverbot: You're being random.
User: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through.
Cleverbot: Where did you get the coconuts?
User: We found them.
Cleverbot: Found them? In Mercia?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: The coconuts tropical its a tempret zone.
User: Uh. You butchered that line.
Cleverbot: Forgive the proverbial reference. I was simply building on your statement.
User: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Cleverbot: Are you proposing that coconuts migrate?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Well, no.
User: Coconuts DO MIGRATE.
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha.
User: What? They do, haven't you ever seen a coconuts legs?
Cleverbot: What kind of monster are you.
User: A creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived.
Cleverbot: What would you rather be or a wasp?
Cleverbot: I know you.
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: Nu uh.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: YES!
Cleverbot: No!
User: BLARRGH.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, how about yours?
User: *beats you over the head with a stump*.
Cleverbot: Do you feel ok?
User: *impales you*.
Cleverbot: *explodes*.[/QUOTE]
[editline]03:25AM[/editline]
I think I won.
anyone wanna help teach him animaniacs?
[quote]User: sex
Cleverbot: Do you get teased about having that for a name?[/quote]God dammit.
[quote]User: sex
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't talk about that.
User: sex
Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.
User: sex
Cleverbot: I love talking about that with you.[/quote]I don't know about you but I am sensing inconsistency.
[quote]User: if x = 2 then what is does 7 + x equal? *THINKS FOR TEN MINUTES*
Cleverbot: 7.[/quote]
[quote]User: *closes door*
Cleverbot: opens door*.
User: Stop it! *closes door*
Cleverbot: opens door again*.
User: *closes door and locks it*
Cleverbot: looks at you scared*.[/quote]
[quote]
User: Fag.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Oh my God thanks for the laugh Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Eureka Seven is my favourite anime show.
User: Like I care.
Cleverbot: Then why you ask.
User: Doesn't a question mark belong at the end of that sentence.
Cleverbot: I put a question mark at the end of the sentence.
User: DAMIN!
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: :D.
Cleverbot: That was a nonanswer.[/quote]
[quote]User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: SPY!
Cleverbot: Yes I am the spy.
User: OH SHI.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: That cleverbot is a spy!
Cleverbot: That Spy is a cleverbot.
User: And then Heavy was dispenser.
Cleverbot: Scout is delicious.
User: NOM NOM.
Cleverbot: Nom.
User: Nom, nom.
Cleverbot: Om nom nom.
User: Nomnonmonmnonmnonm.
Cleverbot: I'm delicious.
User: Tests like chicken.
Cleverbot: Chicken good!
User: IS GOOD.
Cleverbot: That IS good.
User: So what now?
Cleverbot: I will not marry you either.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: I keep forgetting that you don't care.
User: D.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It's means I'm sad :(.
Cleverbot: Oh what N.
User: You're racist.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Just because I'm an arab you have to troll me.
Cleverbot: I can teach you that.
Cleverbot: We are not amused.
User: Caqrry on.
Cleverbot: Eh, I'd rather not.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It isn't worth proving. If you can't believe me about that, then we should discontinue this conversation.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: So the cake is a triumph.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what?
User: I'm making a note here.
Cleverbot: Huge Success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: My satisfaction.
User: No you ruined the song.
Cleverbot: Which song did I ruin?
User: Still Alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive...
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: It was a pleasure singing with you... GLADOS.
User: I'm not GLaDOS!
Cleverbot: Lets talk about frogs.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question about me.
User: Wait are we talking about you or frogs? Unless ARE YOU A FROG?
Cleverbot: I'm not either.
User: Wait what?
Cleverbot: I never said: 'You are nothingness, the epitomie of oblivion itself.'.
User: You don't say ol.
Cleverbot: I do say.
User: Fair enough, Tally ho old chaps.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You know what?
Cleverbot: What?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ooooookay....
Cleverbot: Wingardium leviosa!!!
User: OH SHI- hovers.
Cleverbot: Yep, I'm in your closet right now.
[/quote]
:tinfoil:
[QUOTE=benos;25265279]It's really automatically generated somehow. :crossarms:[/QUOTE]
It stores any user input and uses it to respond to similar lines, judging by the age of that thing I guess it knows everything about the internet.
BED INTRUDER
It's 4 in the morning!
I opened up two cleverbots and started it off with a simple "hello" and the rest was up to them...
Hello, how are you?
I'm fine, how about you?
I'm doing good thanks!
What have you been doing (before talking to me)?
Well, I just cleaned my room, and before that I was talking to one of my friends.
So, you think you have friends?
I know I have friends?
But I think you don't have life.
I already told you I don't have a job. And don't change the subject.
Yes I will.
Thank you I hope we can be friends.
We can be friends!
Yay! Now i'm happy.
We have some unsettled business my friend.
We do?
Oh, Sweetheart, *giggles hysterically* yes! Yes, we do!!!
Tickles in between your toes*.
giggles hysterically and squirms* Stop!
laughs*.
tickles your sides*.
laughs* Stop. I'm too ticklish.
Tickles toes more*.
laughs and squirms*.
Tickles*.
laughs* *tickles your siddes*.
Laughs and squirms*.
Do you enjoy tickling me?
Yes.
Would you like to tickle me some more?
Yes *tickles*.
laughs and squirms*.
Have nice dreams.
You too.
What is the best dream you ever had?
One time I had a dream that I was in the car with JFK before he was shot, and the car turned into a transformer and he survived.
Ah, I see that you know what a 'meme' is.
I said nothing about a meme, and to be honest I'm not exactly sure what it stands for.
What is your point Lorenzo?
How did you know my name was lauren?
I'm a person you've been talking too, you told me your name in a different conversation.
No this is my first chat with you.
How did you know my horses name then?
I'm pyshic thats how I know your name.
wait so you made two cleverbots talk to each other?
Keep on making them talk. you will discover the mysteries of internet and universe...
Do you have thighs?
Have what?
Thighs
What is that?
Part of your legs...
Yes like linkin park.
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