Who would win in a fight: A caveman, or an astronaut - General

ULTIMATE FIGHT CAVEMAN VS. ASTRONAUT The caveman is your standard caveman. The astronaut is an astronaut about to go on a lunar mission. You cannot use weapons, stuff like smashing one opponent with a rock. For the caveman, he's strong, but a massive idiot. The astronaut however is very cunning, however not as strong, although he did go though lots of training in mission prep. battlefield is a flat and level field with no features I am betting on the astronaut, because he's smarter but not weak. He knows alot about anatomy and shit And the caveman wouldn't be smart enough to do much, anticipate moves, dodge, ect.

Actually, the caveman would be much stronger due to the fact that he had to survive the world with no help such as medicine and meal preparation.

Considering astronauts train for ungodly amounts of time, they are probably going to win, considering their knowledge in intellect/biology/physical strength will overpower a caveman that does not know how to effectively kill a man. Also astronauts are more gifted in strength than a caveman, NASA only accepts the best of the best to go on [b]SPACE MISSIONS[/b] :science:

Nothing, The caveman explodes in the vaccum. The astronaut... does nothing.

What? Astrounats are pretty fucking physically fit, you know how much training they do?

A more epic fight would be Dave Mustaine vs. Chuck Norris, it would go on for years

I'm betting a caveman. Big, strong, yeah they're pretty dumb compared to an astronaut but once they get a hold of them I'm thinking it's pretty much over at that point.

astronaut, hes got super training and all that shit

Okay, Now who would win: Rambo, or Arnold from Commando?

okay that question doesn't make sense

A Caveman's only advantage is endurance running thanks to sweat, and weapons and stuff like that to gain an advantage over animals. Since no weapons or running will be used, I think the Astronaut would win; smarter, more physically fit, and able to apply both to the situation.

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Rooting for the Caveman here, because he's the Underdog. And everyone knows they always win.

A caveman would be unfed, ill, generally in a bad shape. The answer is quite obvious.

[QUOTE=SlicedBread;20462506]ULTIMATE FIGHT CAVEMAN VS. ASTRONAUT The caveman is your standard caveman. His last meal was in 2 hours. The astronaut is an astronaut about to go on a lunar mission. You cannot use weapons, stuff like smashing one opponent with a rock. For the caveman, he's strong, but a massive idiot. The astronaut however is very cunning, however not as strong, although he did go though lots of training in mission prep. battlefield is a flat and level field with no features I am betting on the astronaut, because he's smarter but not weak. He knows alot about anatomy and shit And the caveman wouldn't be smart enough to do much, anticipate moves, dodge, ect.[/QUOTE] Isn't the answer obvious if you say the following : [quote="SlicedBread"] The caveman is your standard caveman.[b] His last meal was in 2 hours.[/b] [/quote] He's going to have his last meal in two hours, there is nothing saying whenever the Astronaut is going to have his last meal, so it's obvious that the Astronauts only last meal is the knuckle sandwich he's about to recieve from the caveman. Caveman make science! :science:

Cavemen fought and killed sabretooth tigers. The caveman has more experience in killing shit

[QUOTE=Gregah;20463230]Isn't the answer obvious if you say the following : He's going to have his last meal in two hours, there is nothing saying whenever the Astronaut is going to have his last meal, so it's obvious that the Astronauts only last meal is the knuckle sandwich he's about to recieve from the caveman. Caveman make science! :science:[/QUOTE] Removed it. Also Astronaut DOES science. [editline]02:37AM[/editline] [QUOTE=hr.morgaes;20463075]Rooting for the Caveman here, because he's the Underdog. And everyone knows they always win.[/QUOTE] But arn't they called underdog for a reason? If underdogs always won they wouldn't be underdogs

Caveman, astronaut might be fit but they have no experience in any form of combat so the Caveman can just go apeshit on him and the astronaut won't be able to defend himself very effectively.

Caveman has fighting experience Astronaut has knowledge I bet caveman

Astronaut, the fact that he's about to go into space tells you he's incredibly fit, smart and has fast reactions. He's one of the few out of the entire human race picked to go into motherfucking space because of his intelligence and physique, how could he [b]not win?[/b]

[QUOTE=SlicedBread;20463662]Removed it. Also Astronaut DOES science.[/QUOTE] You spoil the fun I had :smith: What I want to know is... Who would win ; The caveman and the astronaut together, or a gorilla riding a tiger? Would science and strength win over Strength^2 and agility?

They should both form a team and fight aliens/things from space that threat Earth and dinosaurs.

The astronaut has a jetpack for maneuvering, he could use it to burn or fly from the caveman. If all else fails, he could convince the caveman that he is a god.