~Eggs-cellent~ to Easter puns

[PsycheClops]

Is your blood ~hard-boiled~? Take a look at our Easter puns and have a laugh to calm your nerves down.

If you don't like our puns, the door's at the ~East-er~ side of the building.

That's all, ~yolks~. Have fun~

[SteakStyes]

You sure do know how to ~ham~ it up.

I'd beat ya up the side of the head, but then I'd be on the ~lamb~.

Then I'd have to deal with the ~eggsitcutioner~.

..........................................I have no plans to quit my day job.

[burgerdemon]

jesus didn't die for this

[PsycheClops]

[QUOTE=burgerdemon;52110027]jesus didn't die for this[/QUOTE]
He ~fried~ for our sins, motherfucker

[Durrsly]

I'd probably come up with better jokes if I was an ~egghead~

[Stolid]

easter is ~gay~

[Curls]

This thread smells

[helifreak]

A~bunny~dently clear this thread should never have existed.

[Broguts]

[QUOTE=helifreak;52110985]A~bunny~dently clear this thread should never have existed.[/QUOTE]

You didn't try

[PsycheClops]

[QUOTE=Broguts;52112408]You didn't try[/QUOTE]
Give 'em a break, they're ~scramblin'~ all over the place

[nixnax123]

these are mostly just egg puns...