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I created a thread like this last year and some people seemed to enjoy it. It eventually died down so I decided to revive it.
[QUOTE=Ryanrc;51958173]It eventually died down so I decided to revive it.[/QUOTE]
Why not just make a reply in that thread and bump it?
Remember those anonymous blog things that everyone had in like 2009? Formspring or whatever? I confessed my love to a girl on there. and I said my name. :v:
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These were my texts that I posted on my Tumblr the first time I got drunk in highschool. The whole blog is a cringefest.
my old twitter, the fact that i used to bring mlp merch (such as a lunchbox) to school in 5th grade through 7th grade, and my old posts in the fast anime thread and the cringy posts from my ban history.
The other day I walked into the office and the security guy told me that the colleague that works in my room is not at work today. I casually and with my usual amount of snark go "oh, he finally drop dead then?". Security doesn't say anything so I just go to my office. Today I learned that his dad had passed away and that's why he wasn't at work. Yeah...
In high school, I was sitting alone at lunch and a girl who I thought was into me sat next to me. We didn't say anything, and after a couple minutes I got up to sit somewhere else.
We became friends later on in high school, but I wonder if she ever remembered that moment. To this day I feel slightly guilty about it.
I somehow ended up marrying a black obese prostitute and adopting 3 kids with her/him. It's a long story
[QUOTE=sketler;51971863]I somehow ended up marrying a black obese prostitute and adopting 3 kids with her/him. It's a long story[/QUOTE]
You gonna tell it or...?
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;51971886]You gonna tell it or...?[/QUOTE]
I don't want to talk about it
[QUOTE=sketler;51971892]I don't want to talk about it[/QUOTE]
Yeah you do:
[URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1554542"]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1554542[/URL]
I also kind of wanna talk about this:
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This guy's post history is legitimately gold.
Mod this man immediately.
I spent $3kUSD and 4 years of my life going to furry parties in a fursuit getting drunk and getting felt/groped up by obese/anorexic/plain ugly furry cringelords who are so devoid of character or interest that literally all they talk about is animal dicks
[QUOTE=Trixil;51967417]my old twitter, the fact that i used to bring mlp merch (such as a lunchbox) to school in 5th grade through 7th grade, and my old posts in the fast anime thread and the cringy posts from my ban history.[/QUOTE]
your old twitter? what about your new one?
[QUOTE=Sheer Visor;51973250]I spent $3kUSD and 4 years of my life going to furry parties in a fursuit getting drunk and getting felt/groped up by obese/anorexic/plain ugly furry cringelords who are so devoid of character or interest that literally all they talk about is animal dicks[/QUOTE]
do you have pics of your fursuit
[QUOTE=Citrus705;51973650]do you have pics of your fursuit[/QUOTE]
I could post it for a bunch of funnies/gaybows but i'm unsure if some dank internet points are worth linking my new and old handle
[QUOTE=Sheer Visor;51973807]I could post it for a bunch of funnies/gaybows but i'm unsure if some dank internet points are worth linking my new and old handle[/QUOTE]
do it
[QUOTE=sketler;51971863]I somehow ended up marrying a black obese prostitute and adopting 3 kids with her/him. It's a long story[/QUOTE]
Her/him....what is it?
[QUOTE=gottifour;51973291]your old twitter? what about your new one?[/QUOTE]
there is absolutely nothing wrong with my new twitter. it's vastly superior to my old one.
I fap while playing Saints Row
Once when I was 7-12(?) at a baseball game my grandpa offered to get some food, so we went to the booth/stand thing and I wanted a hot dog but they only had brats and so I had to say out loud very clearly "I want a wiener" and I mostly feel bad for my grandpa because he must've felt stupid/embarrassed.
They didn't even have normal hot dogs, so I didn't get anything anyways.
[QUOTE=Sheer Visor;51973250]I spent $3kUSD and 4 years of my life going to furry parties in a fursuit getting drunk and getting felt/groped up by obese/anorexic/plain ugly furry cringelords who are so devoid of character or interest that literally all they talk about is animal dicks[/QUOTE]
What is even the point of furry parties?
One time my family was out of the house for like the whole day, and we had really shitty internet and I was a horny teen so I waited for fucking hours for this shitty anime show to download not knowing about porn or hentai or anything. It took forever and there was only small teases cause it was just ecchi and I don't even remember if I fapped or not.
What a waste of time. :disappoint: I could have been downloading actual porn in the time it took for that dumb shit to download.
the only memory that haunts me and makes me cringe when i think of it was the time i did not get the message that the girl i was talking to at a bar one time was not into it.
i just kept trying to talk to her and must of come off as a real creep.
[editline]18th March 2017[/editline]
every other moment of cringe in my life is just a funny memory that makes me laugh but that one i cannot shake
In gym class of my junior year of high school, we had to do flexibility tests. Back then I wasn't very flexible so I got an extremely low score in front of almost all the girls in the class. Almost all of whom I had a thing for, including the teacher.
[QUOTE=xZippy;51978452]In gym class of my junior year of high school, we had to do flexibility tests. Back then I wasn't very flexible so I got an extremely low score in front of almost all the girls in the class. Almost all of whom I had a thing for, including the teacher.[/QUOTE]
Isn't this normal if you're male? All the guys in school scored low in flexibility but the girls were either average or good.
[QUOTE=Topzombie;51977774]What is even the point of furry parties?[/QUOTE]
They're parties, but with furries :v:
If it's at a con it's usually a way to hang out with out of staters you wouldn't normally get to see
Thing is people tend to form circles, so all the half decent people make their own private things with friends, and the open invite totally-not-an-orgy parties get filled with the creepy / socially inept people left over
I was on my way to school years ago when somebody pulled up next to me and honked their horn, I initially thought it was someone I knew and without thinking opened up their door and got half way in before I realized I had no idea who these people were.
So I asked them. "Hey, uh were you honking at me??"
They said "Uhhh no..We were just letting our friend know we were here" pointing at the house in front of us.
I just said "Oh" and closed the door and kept walking. I'll never forget the confusion on their face or the embarrassment on mine :v:
When I was a kid I used to make Roblox videos. Some which were surprisingly successful.
here are a few, they've been privatised of course
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I also made a rant video where I was mad about getting banned for swearing or whatever. I deleted that one though, among many other ones. Kind of wish I hadn't to be honest, they're cringy as fuck but they're still fun to look back on.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;51976882]I fap while playing Saints Row[/QUOTE]
How do you do this? Like you have to use both hands for WASD and mouse right? Do you get to work in cutscenes and loading screens? I am confused
I had a binder full of mlp "art"work back in sophomore year of HS that I showed to a few select friends. Fuck I still feel like shit thinking about it. The mind of a horny 15 year old can do some extremely stupid shit sometimes.
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