We post things we thing only ourselves do. It's fun to find out what things people do, and think only themselves do it, to find out that other people also do that.
Wow, that was an awful sentence.
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[*]Squegee myself dry
[*]Move the mouse cursor around while I'm waiting for my computer to start up
[*]Tell myself to wakeup at 9 o'clock, but somehow wake up much, much later than that.
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-Dance in public when I think nobody is watching
-Scream profanities whenever Im alone in the house
-...Dance down the hallways of my home
-Move cursor with music (Camera if in-game)
-Get annoyed when clothes or hair are only damp but not wet
-Slam hands on keyboard while thinking
-Rap when no one is there to hear it
- Worrying about when i'm going to die.
[QUOTE=Angry man;23460274]- Worrying about when i'm going to die.[/QUOTE]
Oh come on, you're going to die anyway. You might as well stop worrying, and just live life as life.
That was me trying to be nice, just in case you didn't notice. Go outside, get a girlfriend, play the vijda with your friends. Just don't worry, be happy.
smell my hands after I jerk off
If my alarm clock is too loud, and if I let it go off will it damage my ears.
Highlight text and clicking over and over with my mouse when I'm reading it.
Use my turn signals properly.
I hate paying in change. It makes me feel like people will think I'm poor ):
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-Get annoyed when clothes or hair are only damp but not wet
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This. So much this.
-Smell my hands or things after I have touched or come close to a new smell.
Turn up the UK hardcore, turn off the lights and hold a tiny rave inside my room.
Use like 32554643 squares of toilet paper while wiping. Because I know if [b]anything[/b] is not cleaned off, it'll itch like fuck.
[QUOTE=SA Spyder;23461247]Use like 32554643 squares of toilet paper while wiping. Because I know if [b]anything[/b] is not cleaned off, it'll itch like fuck.[/QUOTE]You need to learn the magic of toilet wipes. Paper will never work as well as those things.
[QUOTE=TailsPrower;23461280]You need to learn the magic of toilet wipes. Paper will never work as well as those things.[/QUOTE]
Meh, paper works well enough. I just buy Charmin Ultra or whatever, which is twice as thick, so I don't use as many squares. Pretty inexpensive, too. Can you say the same for the toilet wipes?
[QUOTE=SA Spyder;23461455]Meh, paper works well enough. I just buy Charmin Ultra or whatever, which is twice as thick, so I don't use as many squares. Pretty inexpensive, too. Can you say the same for the toilet wipes?[/QUOTE]
Well, there are two things associated with toilet wipes. Babies and old people.
I really don't like the feeling of a cold wipe down my ass.
suck my own dick
put my legs behind my head
fart on command
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[QUOTE=whazat!!!;23460894]Use my turn signals properly.[/QUOTE]
what's your avatar from
[QUOTE=Xaphania;23460324]Oh come on, you're going to die anyway. You might as well stop worrying, and just live life as life.
That was me trying to be nice, just in case you didn't notice. Go outside, get a girlfriend, play the vijda with your friends. Just don't worry, be happy.[/QUOTE]
I have a Girlfriend...
and, friends don't like me to much. cause of my girlfriend.
I get annoyed when my parents walk in while I'm changing, yet I never shut my shades while I change.
[QUOTE=Angry man;23477667][b]I have a Girlfriend...[/b]
and, friends don't like me to much. cause of my girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
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Smell my wallet
-Debride my own infected big toe.
-Remove the wallpaper from my walls by hand.
-Then stab said walls in anger with a fabric scissors.
play the floor is lava when im home alone.
smell my hands after I touch EVERYTHING.
Get's kinda disgusting after a while.
I also:
Scream swears when I'm alone.
If my hair is wet, then I find it annoying to put on a shit.
I'll start to sing (and rap) when I'm alone.
I finger my asshole in the shower.
I masturbate to gore (sadly).
And I play a xbox 360.
Listen to ELO.
Act like a Combine (" Commandeering civilian vehicle. Five targets en route.") when playing sandbox games alone.
Self-suck every now and then
When I'm going somewhere in a car or bus I used to imagine a really tiny person running alongside me dodging obstacles like other cars and traffic lights.
When I'm alone i frequently talk to myself loudly. Althought that's not the unique part, I do it in a foreign language....
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