• Best Way to Not Fap?
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My friends and I decided to see how long I could go without fapping. I decided until June 28, 2014. My birthday three years from now. So Facepunch, what is the best way to go three years, three months and fifteen days without fapping? [editline]edit[/editline] Dammit, I meant 2014 not 2011. How come I only realized that now?
Remove pituitary gland.
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;28591299]My friends and I decided to see how long I could go without fapping. I decided until June 28, 2011. My birthday three years from now. So Facepunch, what is the best way to go three years, three months and fifteen days without fapping?[/QUOTE] I didn't know it was 2008! :psyduck:
remove penis
Cut of your pennis, or shoot yourself
I'm quite worried you think June 2011 is three years away. Cut off your hands and/or penis.
Love Jesus.
Get a pimple on your dick. It happened to me, hurts like hell to touch it at all.
i think you mean months. already side effects?
Bengay everywhere on your body. Worked for me anyways.
Get laid, of course
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;28591420]Get a pimple on your dick. It happened to me, hurts like hell to touch it at all.[/QUOTE] How does one get a pimple on his dick. Seriously.
[QUOTE=healthpoint;28591497]How does one get a pimple on his dick. Seriously.[/QUOTE] Don't clean dick for months. Like MacTrekkie clearly shows.
Occupy yourself with everything. Find an addicting game you can play with friends that takes up a lot of time, or find a hobby or go outside, unless you fap outdoors too..
[QUOTE=EvilMelon;28591531]Occupy yourself with everything. Find an addicting game you can play with friends that takes up a lot of time, or find a hobby or go outside, unless you fap outdoors too..[/QUOTE] This is true, got Minecraft-Fap ALOT less-in a good way though, i get more done.
Minecraft kills the time you used to fap.
[img]http://www.thedevilsdemons.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/edward-scissorhands.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=DaMoggen;28591564]Minecraft kills the time you used to fap.[/QUOTE] Not exactly, i just don't feel the need to as much now.
Self control.
[QUOTE=MintyMginty;28591585][img_thumb]http://www.thedevilsdemons.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/edward-scissorhands.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] beat me to it
How the fuck can Minecraft dissipate your sexual urges? Maybe minecraft takes your mind off of girls?
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;28591549]This is true, got Minecraft-Fap ALOT less-in a good way though, i get more done.[/QUOTE] What if i fap while playing minecraft?
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;28591695]How the fuck can Minecraft dissipate your sexual urges? Maybe minecraft takes your mind off of girls?[/QUOTE] No, not exactly, i just dont fap as MUCH. How could MInecraft do that :v:
slice off dick problem solved
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;28591702]OP is 12 and has none.[/QUOTE] I'm 16, and still have none :(
[QUOTE=myalt22;28591757]I'm 16, and still have none :([/QUOTE] Well then all hope for you is lost.
If you think 2011 is in 3 years then it's best if you masturbate and please do not reproduce.
[QUOTE=MintyMginty;28591585][img_thumb]http://www.thedevilsdemons.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/edward-scissorhands.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] [img]http://michaelgloversmith.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/pan.jpg[/img]
Agh, 2011? Sorry, meant 2014. Anyway, what are some [B]serious[/B] responses?
fap
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