What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, and casually says to the bartender that he can have sex with any woman in the bar.
The bartender replies, "No offense, but you're not exactly the handsomest guy. What makes you so sure you can have sex with any woman in this bar?"
To which the man responds, "I'm a rapist.""
A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and its destroying his family.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
A horse walks into a bar.
Several people quickly get up and leave because they spot the potential danger in the situation.
what did the deaf, blind, and mute kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.
whats worse than being black?
being racist
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot you racist fuck.
what do princess diana and pink floyd have in common?
their last big hit was the wall.
post yours
Distasteful Jokes thread.
Here's one
OP's face lololol :xd:
Holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne Frankly I won't stand for it!
You know my grandfather died in the holocaust? He fell off one of the guard towers.
My grandfather died in the holocaust. he was beating jews when a guard fell on him
The holocaust.
It's funny 'cause it's jew.
I got Alzheimers, I get new friends every day!
okay everyone needs to stop it with the holocaust jokes, can you nazi how hurtful they are?
[QUOTE=NightmareXx;28110207]okay everyone needs to stop it with the holocaust jokes, can you nazi how hurtful they are?[/QUOTE]
I was trying to come up with better jokes, I was Stalin for time.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;28109882]Distasteful Jokes thread.[/QUOTE]
Bad Jokes thread as well.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8TjkOWfBl8&feature=related[/media]
Pretty offensive, but fuckin hysterical
[QUOTE=NecroTitan;28110230]I was trying to come up with better jokes, I was Stalin for time.[/QUOTE]
Don't go Fidel-ing with puns.
You're Putin me off of them.
[QUOTE=TheTalon;28115302][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8TjkOWfBl8&feature=related[/media]
Pretty offensive, but fuckin hysterical[/QUOTE]
I smiled.
Why are black people so tall?
Because they're knee-grows.
Oh god my lungs, stop.
What's the difference between the Holocaust and Santa?
[sp]Santa's real.[/sp]
What do you call 1000 jews on a train?
[sp]Whatever you want, they aren't coming back [/sp]
Did you know Helen Keller had a pool?
[sp]Neither did she[/sp]
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her for leaving the toilet seat up?
[sp]They'd leave the plunger in it[/sp]
What's funnier than watching a dog chase his tail?
[sp]Watching a kid with Down's chase his dreams[/sp]
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
[sp]Nothing, you already told her twice[/sp]
How do you starve a black man?
[sp]Hide his welfare check under his work boots[/sp]
What do you do when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?
[sp]Yell "Freeze nigga![/sp]
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
[sp]A Jew with a coupon[/sp]
What's faster than that?
[sp]A nigger with your TV[/sp]
What's faster than that?
[sp] His brother with your Xbox [/sp]
What's black on the top, and white on the bottom?
[sp]Rape[/sp]
I'm not racist though, I have a black man in my family tree. He's still hanging there.
All these nazi jokes are really out of mein kampfort zone....
[QUOTE=Robot Jesus;28118307]What's the difference between the Holocaust and Santa?
[sp]Santa's real.[/sp]
What do you call 1000 jews on a train?
[sp]Whatever you want, they aren't coming back [/sp]
Did you know Helen Keller had a pool?
[sp]Neither did she[/sp]
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her for leaving the toilet seat up?
[sp]They'd leave the plunger in it[/sp]
What's funnier than watching a dog chase his tail?
[sp]Watching a kid with Down's chase his dreams[/sp]
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
[sp]Nothing, you already told her twice[/sp]
How do you starve a black man?
[sp]Hide his welfare check under his work boots[/sp]
What do you do when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?
[sp]Yell "Freeze nigga![/sp]
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
[sp]A Jew with a coupon[/sp]
What's faster than that?
[sp]A nigger with your TV[/sp]
What's faster than that?
[sp] His brother with your Xbox [/sp]
What's black on the top, and white on the bottom?
[sp]Rape[/sp]
I'm not racist though, I have a black man in my family tree. He's still hanging there.[/QUOTE]
ITT copy paste jokes from the last offensive jokes thread
[QUOTE=Robot Jesus;28118307]What's the difference between the Holocaust and Santa?
[sp]Santa's real.[/sp]
What do you call 1000 jews on a train?
[sp]Whatever you want, they aren't coming back [/sp]
Did you know Helen Keller had a pool?
[sp]Neither did she[/sp]
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her for leaving the toilet seat up?
[sp]They'd leave the plunger in it[/sp]
What's funnier than watching a dog chase his tail?
[sp]Watching a kid with Down's chase his dreams[/sp]
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
[sp]Nothing, you already told her twice[/sp]
How do you starve a black man?
[sp]Hide his welfare check under his work boots[/sp]
What do you do when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?
[sp]Yell "Freeze nigga![/sp]
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
[sp]A Jew with a coupon[/sp]
What's faster than that?
[sp]A nigger with your TV[/sp]
What's faster than that?
[sp] His brother with your Xbox [/sp]
What's black on the top, and white on the bottom?
[sp]Rape[/sp]
I'm not racist though, I have a black man in my family tree. He's still hanging there.[/QUOTE]
This post made my fucking year
[QUOTE=john_frohman;28118683]ITT copy paste jokes from the last offensive jokes thread[/QUOTE]
Might as well put the best from the last thread on the front page. Plus, I cant seem to find the last one, so I'm assuming it's locked/deleted.
[editline]17th February 2011[/editline]
Nevermind, I found it on the third page.
lol it's funny because it's racist
What does a black kid get for Christmas?
[sp]Your bike.[/sp]
How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice, how you doing I'm Zerglingv2.
What's long and black?
[sp]The unemployment line.[/sp]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg[/media]
The ultimate offensive joke: The Aristocrats.
Whats black and hangs from a tree
a bat
How do you make your girlfriend cry during sex?
Call her up and tell her during.
How many cops dos it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It doesnt matter they just beat the room for being black
So a black guy walks into a bar with the most beautiful parrot on his shoulder and the bartender is like "Holy shit where did you get that?"
The parrot replies, "Africa, there's millions of 'em."
