Post your most painful experience ever, pictures would be great too.
Lets get down to mine.
Last year there was a Fancy dress day at school, I hadn't really decided what to wear so me and a couple of my friends decided that we would buy different coloured [b]electrical tape[/b] and tape it to our selves so it looked like we were wearing a business mans suit. Of course I was wearing underwear, which made it a little bit more bearable to there were two painful aspects to this costume;
[b]1)[/b] It was extremely irritating to wear, pulling on my leg hairs and it didn’t exactly allow you skin to breath so it got very hot. (Luckily we were out side in the middle of December so it was fairly cold)
[b]2)[/b] [highlight] TAKING THE MOTHER FUCKER OFF![/highlight] My god did it hurt. Now I have hairy legs and boy did it hurt. Girls were like [b]"Oh we get are legs waxed all the time, you're just being a baby about it"[/b] Now I don't know about you but I’m pretty sure that women don’t have inch long leg hear and even if they did I’m sure they don’t have it slowly ripped off with [b][highlight]MOTHER FUCKING ELECTRICAL TAPE![/b][/highlight]
I was very sore for days later and I was really glad I wore under wear because other wise i would be writing this as a women.
Ok now share your painful experiences.
I watched a political debate :(
I tried jumping over a few wooden pallets on my BMX for £10 and a Mars Bar, I didn't make it and fell breaking my glasses, 3 fingers, and my left hand was dislocated along with my right shoulder.
I shot a BB gun at the back of my leg once for a laugh.
It hurts.
Waiting 6 hours in hospital with an inflamed appendix for an operation...
Not that bad but still my most painful.
Fell down from a tree, breaking both arms.
Testicular torsion. :(
[QUOTE=Schizoid]Testicular torsion. :([/QUOTE]
oh god jesus fucking christ oh shit D:
Feel over a shoe and fractured my ankle
When i went flyin' off my bike. I woke up 2-3 mins later to find out i broken my right hand
Post 11.
Oh, and i had two needles in my elbow when i broke my arm. These were fucking huge needles. When they put them in, they gave me anesthetics. But when they took them out...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
My Grandfather cut my hair and cut a piece of my fucking ear. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Having Math with my current Mathteacher, an old dumb pedophile Fucktard!
Fell up a staircase. Yes, up. Had to get several stitches in forehead.
Stood on a weaver fish when I was 9.
it's a small flat fish with a poisonous barb on its head sticking straight up.
the medic i saw said its high on the pain-rating and for a 9 year old..fuuuck.
the barb went right in my foot and that hurt..but when it injected something that feels like molecular acid into you..4 hours of pain and me thinking i was going to lose my leg because it went a wierd colour.
one of the things i'll never forget..but it's a good story to tell now heh
allthough I admit I am usually a little nervous in the sea now..not much but more than i was.
I tried to drop into a halfpipe for the first time on my skateboard and landed on my face :(
Oh yeah, and my ex tried to tear out my face with one of her high-heels.
Seriously, those things are murder weapons.
Had my face smashed into concrete at high speed, resulting in the loss of a couple of teeth, fat lip (permanent) (kinda like a black guys lip) and almost completely crushed my nose.
When I was around 3 or 4, I was in my bedroom playing and I knelt down to play with my little toys...then I felt something on my knee so a recoiled back really fast, rippind my skin up..I found I put my skin on the head of a floor nail that was sticking up...
I ran to tell my dad and all he said was stop crying. :(
Trampolining accident, I was about 8 or 9 just playing round a friends house in their back garden and he thought it'd be a good idea to get everyone on it. Being all excited and hyper I didn't think twice about it and just went on to have fun. Everyone was bouncing round and I fell onto my knees. This is when I got worried. Everyone was jumping round crazily and I was slow moving towards the middle of the trampoline. I'm not sure exactly what happened but all i know is I was bounced really high and I landed really awkwardly. My body bent backwards and all I know is it hurt like fuck. Lets say, in short, it didn't end too well.
Roughly 6 years on I go see a doctor.
I find out that I have slipped disk. The only reason why I waited this long is because I had no problem beforehand but then I had increasing pain around summer last year (2008). I was unable to bend down properly and play sports etc.
The hospital don't really know what to do with me. I've been out of most sporting events for almost a year now and still uncertain of when I can continue with them. I've had 2 scans and physiotherapy and have been moved on to a Spinal Orthopedic department which I have been on the list for about 3/4 months. Still waiting to hear from them.
Yeah it hurt like fuck, and it hurts on a daily basis. The pain ranges from, ow this hurts and is really irritating to a nearly extreme pain where I wish I could curl up and die. Yup, that's my story.
I broke my heart. :(
Now it's made of stone.
Inflamed colon.
Intense cramping, not being able to go. It hurt so bad, I was in the hospital for two days.
:(
I broke my 5th metacarpal and then I fought somebody after him saying I was a pussy just because my hand hurt a little. After a surprising amount of people hitting my hand i found out that it was in fact broken and that since it was hit agingst so many things, that it will be permanently bent slightly. It's cool though because now every other pain I have is like "that's it?"
I've gotten absolutely horrible cramps, they suck so much.
Well let's just say it involved a staircase, a lamp, my anus, and me falling.
Hit in the head with a driver (Golfclub) right above my eye, fullforce.
[QUOTE=Schizoid]Testicular torsion. :([/QUOTE]Same. Only I lost one of mine permanently.
I once had gas so bad I thought it was appendicitis.
No joke.
Some new guy at Iaido today poked my eye with his bokken, it fucking hurt.
Probably when I got a spinal tap. Ouch.
About an hour ago, when i fell off a rope. Something's wrong with my spine...
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