If you were an animal, what would you be?

[Adde]

As the title says, just a small thread to see what animal people would like to be if they could be any animal!

I would like to be a dog, pee everywhere, sleep all day and free food.

[666]

human

[Garik]

Cocksucker

[MechaKat]

Warthog.

[I]They fuck your shit up man.[/I]

[SgtTupelo]

Blue Sea Slug.

[Spazi]

Mushroom.

[Zorlok]

Humans are animals.

If I could another type of animal, I'd want to be an owl or eagle.

[fritzel]

True American bald eagle

[NateDude]

A Butterfly.

Because nobody suspects the Butterfly.

[Cowabanga]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/2eFBp[/IMG]

I thought it said "if you were an anime character", I was preparing for an expected shitstorm but NOPE.

[Corn]

Cat

[Elowin]

I am an animal.

[Shadowwalker]

Hawk.

[Mitchell]

Peachcock :v:

[MeowMeow]

What was the question?

[Zoran]

PANDAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Cuon Alpinus]

A Cuon Alpinus or Velociraptor, either really.

[t]http://www.biolib.cz/IMG/GAL/28914.jpg[/t]

[TaniaTiger]

The name speaks for itself

[ChaosUnleash]

I'd be a cat. They lounge around, do fuck all and get fed/loved for free!

[Ibexaz]

Sarcastic Fringehead.

Make out with your enemies then steal their houses.

[Striker417D]

A cat.

[TaniaTiger]

You guys are obviously all just saying cat so you could lick your own balls in public.

[Fish Poke]

I'm an Otherkin (Grey Tabby Cat), I find this thread offensive. Check ur priv scum.

In seriousness, probably a fat Fox.

[C O Y O T E]

A coyote.

Because goddamn they're so fucking adorable
I mean just LOOK AT THIS
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[B]FUCK[/B] THATS CUTE

[Dysplasia]

what do you mean if I were an animal?

I AM an animal. Otherkin, I am half wolf, quarter owl, 24% bear(I'm fat xD) and like 1% human, it's that one percent that makes me look human, but I'm not really human in my mind.

god you disgusting humans are so ignorant to us otherkin it's really revolting.

[flashn00b]

Wolf.

Who the fuck wouldn't want to be one?

[Dr. Gestapo]

I'd be a Hawk.

free to go anywhere you want, absolute freedom etc etc

[Doom14]

Shark. Always movin, getting bitches, rows of teeth, [b]two[/b] dicks.

[Cureless]

I'd be some form of bird so I could go everywhere and do anything.

Also for all the people saying "Humans are animals.", I believe it is impossible for humans to be animals since the word means:
[quote="The Dictionary"]an·i·mal
[an-uh-muhl] Show IPA
noun
2. [b]any such living thing other than a human being[/b].[/quote]

[Ashtiel]

A rooster.

Duh.