You are now the worst type of internet personality

[Daniel Smith]

The 10-year old gamer/internet kid:

hey guyz!! i am uberkiddl33t and i am new to face punch. i like all the c00l stuff such as meemes and games like and i heard u guys were an intrnet forum about vidios games and i like vidios game to.
i use windows xp that i got last year when my dad got a copy from a flea market and its pret-e awesume. please PLEASEE add me on facebook and origin and twitter and youtube and all my accounts cuz i am a pretty
c00l guy you can alredy tell i am a c00l guy because i talk l33t. alsihow do i get pics to show on here when ever i try it goes to link clickr.
i am also a video game developer i use this awesome fun thing for coding and game-making called gamemaker2d i already made a sprite and it is a fire ball, its a green fire ball cuz green is my favrite color.

i hope to talk with u guys but i needed to go to bet at 8:30 and it is already 8:34 and if my mum catches me on my compter i will loose it and thats not good!!! PLEASE ADD ME TO MY ACCOUNTS

also plz gift me borderlands 2, mw3 mappack #4..... and gift me a extra minecraft acount so i can play with myself when i get bord.

[MaikkiBoi]

gus

if gay ppl whtc gay pron thn do gey ppl whatc straight porn?????
also do lesbuans wathc gay pron or straight porn????

also u gus wanna start a battlefyld 3 clan wit me?? send me msg on xbox

xXx10killer10xXx

[Daniel Smith]

The stupid bratty 13 year old girl:

Hey!!! <3

i really want to get a boobjob but my parents dont agree!!! NOT FAIR its my body and i am a strong yung woman. heres a jailbait pic of me: (Image Link) plz don't hit on me perverts!

my grandma died yestrday and my parents get her money but NOT ME!!! ALSO UN FAIR!!!! i want a new car and everything but i dont get any money.. so selfish parents i wish I WAS NEVER BORN!!!!

[fudge blood]

random rabid yaoi fangirl:

RIKUXSORA FOREVER XD sora is NOT in love with kairi -.-'

[Maloof?]

[IMG]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-prn1/41388_100001458082293_3614_n.jpg[/IMG]

[dogchow33]

Facebook teen:

Just had a adorable time with him<3 ((:

or

all yhu haters needto stfu! #yoloswag

[KlaseR]

xD

[fudge blood]

rabid brony:

brohoof everypony! buck all the haters, Fluttershy is best pony!

[Muff Pi]

I'll take three hashtags and a YOLO, please.

[Hysteric]

GOD ISN'T REAL. MITT ROMNEY IS THE DEVIL. NEILDEGREASSEY TYSON 4 LYFE.

[SockFC]

Sock, What's Wrong? Why Are You Having A Stroke After Reading My Messages? What About My Typing Style? What?

[fudge blood]

look at this thing I like look at it look at it are you paying attention to me look at this right here fuck your shit and look at mine

[MaikkiBoi]

becum a bro todey!11 xDDDDDDDD

subscrir to pewdiepie!!!!!! :-DDDDDDDDDDDDD

[yumyumshisha]

*le me and gf*
"Hey Derpina"
"Hey herp"

*Wakes up*
jk I don't have a gf LE FOREVER ALONE LOL RAGE COMIX R FUNI

trollface.jpg

[Mr Skeltal]

hai guys, halo4 or cawl a doody?

[PGunnii]

i am going to play slender and record my face i sure hope nothing scary happens

[Sobotnik]

I am a wiccan, practising a pseudo-religion that has been bastardised beyond belief. Most ceremonies consist of me ejaculating onto plastic toys I bought for the rituals. I keep an extensive collection of anime figures and collect subbed anime. I know the Japanese language (poorly) and make frequent misguided and often racist references to their culture and history. Pretending to be interesting, I maintain a deviantart profile full of sonic figures I draw along with sparkledogs. I frequently tell people they cannot understand me in the guise of appearing intelligent. I support libertarianism, and believe that roads and sewers are created via geological processes. I am also a furry brony otherkin, whom believes they are being persecuted by internet trolls online. I weigh half a metric tonne and visibly extrude slime. I have read approximately 3 books in my life and have self-diagnosed aspergers syndrome. I run a feminist blog which says that all men are inherent raping machines. I also practice alternative medicines such as magnetotherapy and homeopathy. I subscribe to an astrology newsletter and "Gravy of the ancients", which is a blog dedicated to showing secret and forbidden gravy recipes hidden by the US government. Every country outside of my own resembles a cross between Nazi Germany and Utah. Finally, I believe that a grand overarching conspiracy theory explains that in reality a giant lizard flew a holographic loaf of bread into the twin towers.

[raineko]

HAI GAUZ CHEKS OAT MAI CHANNLEH PLS XDDDDD ITZ MEHA PLAHIN SLANDER LAK PEWDIEPIE AHHAHAHAHSAXD

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;37954950]I am a wiccan, practising a pseudo-religion that has been bastardised beyond belief. Most ceremonies consist of me ejaculating onto plastic toys I bought for the rituals. I keep an extensive collection of anime figures and collect subbed anime. I know the Japanese language (poorly) and make frequent misguided and often racist references to their culture and history. Pretending to be interesting, I maintain a deviantart profile full of sonic figures I draw along with sparkledogs. I frequently tell people they cannot understand me in the guise of appearing intelligent. I support libertarianism, and believe that roads and sewers are created via geological processes. I am also a furry brony otherkin, whom believes they are being persecuted by internet trolls online. I weigh half a metric tonne and visibly extrude slime. I have read approximately 3 books in my life and have self-diagnosed aspergers syndrome. I run a feminist blog which says that all men are inherent raping machines. I also practice alternative medicines such as magnetotherapy and homeopathy. I subscribe to an astrology newsletter and "Gravy of the ancients", which is a blog dedicated to showing secret and forbidden gravy recipes hidden by the US government. Every country outside of my own resembles a cross between Nazi Germany and Utah. Finally, I believe that a grand overarching conspiracy theory explains that in reality a giant lizard flew a holographic loaf of bread into the twin towers.[/QUOTE]

thread over

[salmonmarine]

THE GOVERNMENT IS AGAINST US- THE CIA IS WORKING WITH FEMA TO ESTABLISH DEATH CAMPS, WHERE THEY WILL KILL AND IMPRISON THE ENTIRE AMERICAN POPULACE

WAKE UP, LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE

WE CANNOT AFFORD TO SIT MINDLESSLY AS OUR OWN GOVERNMENT SCHEMES AGAINST US
SHARE THE AWARENESS, PROTECT YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR LIBERTY

[SoaringScout]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;37954910]i am going to play slender and record my face i sure hope nothing scary happens[/QUOTE]

haed evrybundy im pewdaypay und im gone to pleh slendarg im frub swembden liek awn fissbuk

[Aiksey]

[QUOTE][B]THIS IS NOT A FUCKING SPAM ITS A CRY FROM MY DREAMS!!![/B]
Im a 16 yr old Electro Music Producer and I dream to become successful just like producers like Madeon, Tiesto, Deadmau5, Skrillex, Calvin Harris Etc.!
Unfortunately I lack resources and visibility, so basically doing this is my only option of being seen .
If you can please check out* my music on my channel and critique it, it would mean the world to me!! You wont be dissapointed
PLEASE LIKE SO OTHERS CAN SEE, THANK YOU <3
~Soloxone[/QUOTE]

[Daniel Smith]

Whazzup all of the internets! My name is GaloMecha49, I am a Vulcan trapped in a human body and I am already getting that fixed, there is a surgeon in Mexico who agrees to modify my ears into their rightful form.
I may weigh 300lb (Translated to 6 Trekpounds) and my feet size is 8ft (also translated into a size 3 ponyhoof). And yes, I am a SuperBrony - which means I have been watching since the first generation.
I have a 1.4Ghz processor and a 64mb Voodoo video card, it may be old but I use it because of that ~EPIC NOSTALGIA FEEL~. Also, my planet needs me. Live long and prosper, space cowboy!

- GaloMecha49 out. *BEAM ME UP*

[Rocko's]

Facebook teen:

omg my parents didnt by me the new iphone 5 WTF parents?!?!?!?!?!?! fukkin azzholes i wish dey died and i wuz never born!!!!

[pyschomc]

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;37954950]I am a wiccan, practising a pseudo-religion that has been bastardised beyond belief. Most ceremonies consist of me ejaculating onto plastic toys I bought for the rituals. I keep an extensive collection of anime figures and collect subbed anime. I know the Japanese language (poorly) and make frequent misguided and often racist references to their culture and history. Pretending to be interesting, I maintain a deviantart profile full of sonic figures I draw along with sparkledogs. I frequently tell people they cannot understand me in the guise of appearing intelligent. I support libertarianism, and believe that roads and sewers are created via geological processes. I am also a furry brony otherkin, whom believes they are being persecuted by internet trolls online. I weigh half a metric tonne and visibly extrude slime. I have read approximately 3 books in my life and have self-diagnosed aspergers syndrome. I run a feminist blog which says that all men are inherent raping machines. I also practice alternative medicines such as magnetotherapy and homeopathy. I subscribe to an astrology newsletter and "Gravy of the ancients", which is a blog dedicated to showing secret and forbidden gravy recipes hidden by the US government. Every country outside of my own resembles a cross between Nazi Germany and Utah. Finally, I believe that a grand overarching conspiracy theory explains that in reality a giant lizard flew a holographic loaf of bread into the twin towers.[/QUOTE]
You know..
I can't top this anymore
Well Done
Thread is over guys.

[Ban Camp]

Be a dick to everything because its the internet and never let anyone have fun.

[kobalt]

What am I ranting on? It's on humanity. Not on humans themselves...No, it's about my humanity. I fucking hate it. It irritates the shit out of me. I just feel like I wasn't made for a human body. The question begs, what body was I made for? If it wasn't obvious, I believe I was made to be an Espeon...But, I know that's impossible for me to become, because there's no method of real transformation yet. I feel like the true me is locked up inside of the bits of memory and 0s and 1s of a computer...Now, if you know me, when I'm in that "Espeon Mode" I'm a very happy guy, but once I'm in "Human Mode" I'm irritable. I just want to become an Espeon. It's as simple as that. But, I know it can't happen. So, what can I do about it? I'll tell you what I can do about it. Once I graduate college, I'm going to start researching how to transform somebody, and I'll be using virtual models of DNA to find out what kind of sequence I'd need to become an Espeon. Once I'm done with that, I'll transform myself. Then, I'll finally be who I want to be. Then, I'll be at peace...

[CyanLime]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GOD YOU FUCKING IDIOTS UR ALL WORTHLESS ITS BEEN PROVEN FUCK YOU

i hate it when mom makes me go to church

[arlygoodbrownie]

Wow, reddit is a fuck-full of retard
God that website is terrible
That's why I stay here, on Facepunch

[GoldenGnome]

tumblr people:

*picture of one direction*

xDD babe <33 stop it. not fair!! i quit. i can't even right now... are you serious! xD dead.

*picture of anorexic girl being told by her father that she is beautiful or some shit*

this is honestly the most beautiful picture i have ever seen... i tried not to reblog this... but... i just had to.

(seriously fuck tumblr)