Who would make the best chef? A robot, mnkey or donkey?

[Meknes]

Firstly I think monkeys would be, they are skilled intelligence and mastered advance culinary skills, Which was learned from the monkeys space travel to the moon and beyond. Monkey colony's on mars have the finest cuisine this side of the Milky Way.

Secondly donkeys are rude I once got kicked off a six story lift because I told a donkey he had little bit of something in his mane. How rude is that I never been treated so wrongly by something with four or even six legs.
Thirdly robots are very unstable and cant be trusty. They have extreme mood swings and they have no taste buds. I once heard of a robot that used 99 percent salt and one percent fish for a main course. He also served the course along with salt with little water in the glass. I am not stuck up but I have no clue where this would be consider cuisine let alone food.

So what are your opinions Ladies and Gentlemen?