If you could summon anything...

[Mobile_Person]

... What would you summon?

I myself would summon a god damned tank just for shits and giggles.
[sp]honestly I would summon a xenomorph because of my fetish. [/sp]

[Cheltastic]

Succubi.

[LEETNOOB]

Lots of money.

[Pringles.]

Lots and lots of cars.

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Also fuel for the rest of their lives <3

[XanKriegor]

I would summon an army of purely nothing but me. There would be lots of gay sex and world conquering to be had.

[Moobs]

sexy womans

[Nikeos]

Reuben sandwiches

[Saint Lime]

an army of skeletons... and french fries

[imptastick2]

ninja army

[Oblivious1]

I shall summon

IMMORTALITY

[Kimr]

Garry

[Torjuz]

All girls sense of worth... lucky me :buddy:

[Garik]

Metal Gear

[Mr.Fancy_hat]

3 Hot female slaves

[agentgamma]

A genie that gives me unlimited wishes.

:3:

[Yakekuso]

Mugi-chan.

[Hoppenheimer]

A Physgun and a Toolgun.

[DemonDog2]

An aircraft carrier with fuel/crew.

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in the water, of course.

[Nerts]

Lods emone, gold bars, henchmen and other things an aspiring evil genius would need.

[Johan123]

I would summon a talking top hat. Top hats are fucking awesome

[Stjartgossen]

Money and happyness...

[Phaaze]

a bigger cock.

[neesu]

I'd summon the ability to do whatever the fuck I want to at any time.

[Chickens!]

[QUOTE=Killer112;29295339]A Physgun and a Toolgun.[/QUOTE]

And a Q menu :v:

[Ringo_Satu]

A sister that would care about me :smith:

[Psychopath]

Friends.

[salty peanut]

My Pokemon Black team

we'd go and fuck shit up

[MrJazzy]

Love definitely.

[SilverDragon619]

SkullGreymon
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[red_pharoah]

A Demonic PC that updates its hardware every 2 months free of charge, and instantly.

It would warn me if Dad is going to be pissed soon and may remove my case in the wardrobe as "punishment". And if it happens and he tries to put it away it would control his mind into thinking he was going to put it back as a reward for me.