New Year's Injuries 2016! (A thread that will last a week) New Year, New Bruise

[normandy]

Were you a dumbshit this New Year's? Did you get wasted and hurt yourself? Time to share your New Year's injury stories! The more graphic or idiotic, the more rainbow ratings you are owed. Post pics if words cannot describe.

(And if this thread is too late or too lame just close it and ban me.)

'Kay, I'll start us off. Thanks to the snow every staircase I encountered was my slippery enemy, leaving me with bruises all over my legs and ass. Those were pretty self-explainatory. But I found burns all over my fingers and the backs of my hands, so I don't what that's about. Other than that, relatively unscathed.

Okay, your turn.