There once was a dream I had that told me the secret to instantly become a Respected User here on Facepunch. Now I don't even remember what it was now. :v:
The secret was to make this thread, congratulations.
I raped someone.
The end.
Pretty much how my dreams have gone for the last year now.
I was in this meadow with this huge tree in the middle and lots of little curved rivers around it and curved hills. It was freaking beautiful.
I had a dream it was snowing this morning, so i ran downstairs and barged out the door to see it was raining...
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;18656031]I raped someone.
The end.
Pretty much how my dreams have gone for the last year now.[/QUOTE]
It was me.
It wasn't a dream.
That one wasn't.
I had a dream just the other day that me and Bill from Left 4 Dead were passing by a Sushi bar and when I looked in there I saw the girl I like being mutilated by zombies and we had to keep going. :crying:
I had one recently in which I was in a dark room with my girlfriend (UNREALISTIC, I KNOW) both sitting on a mattress in front of a small TV. I was playing Resident Evil 2 on the TV, and my girlfriend (who is actually a girl I knew in high school and had a crush on for a little while) is bugging me for sex. I agree, but she wants to try the game first, so I let her, but she gets too into it so I just watch her play Resident Evil 2 until the sun comes up.
The only meaning I've been able to extract from this so far is that RE2 is better than sex.
I got sent these worms via mail for an experiment in my biology course. The worms came with a warning. Apparently, they enjoyed burrowing inside vaginas. I was really scared, because incidentally, I have a vagina.
But I woke up before the unspeakable could happen.
This is one that has scared me for about half a year now.
I had a dream that me and 4 other people were infiltrating some base or something, we were in a military operation of sorts, and I was using TF2 weapons and there was this one girl in white who used swords. There were 2 others but they were like blurs and I don't remember them.
Well long story short the 2 others died and we survived and were victorious and we were having a parade or something in our honor. I remember being on a street and looking up into a window and seeing her there. Someone sneaked into her room and killed her before I could say anything. I woke up and I felt like I genuinely loved that girl and I felt like I lost someone I loved. It was a complete mindfuck. The dream felt so real and her death so real, I didn't know what to think when I woke up.
That ain't the real weired part, though. I was describing this dream to a friend of mine and he told me that he had a completely identical dream. It was him and his brother and there were 2 others, a guy with TF2 weapons and a girl in white with swords. We were infiltrating a base, we split up, and they got killed by some monster. Details were almost completely identical.
I just thought it was some strange messed up coincidence.
Another dream that was a mindfuck.
I dreamed that I was in a zombie apocalypse and I decided to give up. I slit my wrists and lied down to die. It was a really long and realistic dream and when I woke up I went "Wait... what the fuck?"
It's weird because it felt so real and I was dead serious about killing myself... I learned that I could actually bring myself to kill myself, and I would do it at a time of crisis. Does that mean I'm a coward?
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[QUOTE=Shoupie;18657973]I got sent these worms via mail for an experiment in my biology course. The worms came with a warning. Apparently, they enjoyed burrowing inside vaginas. I was really scared, because incidentally, I have a vagina.
But I woke up before the unspeakable could happen.[/QUOTE]
It clearly means that you want to be fingered.
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;18655994]There once was a dream I had that told me the secret to instantly become a Respected User here on Facepunch. Now I don't even remember what it was now. :v:[/QUOTE]
I dreamed about you practicing your fetish in front of me, I shot you and everyone else watching, then myself. Seems like a reasonable reaction, no?
I had a crazy ass dream that it was Christmas day, I was at a school in my local area, hanging out drinking slushy's. When I came across a strange type of moss, when I went to touch it some nerdy guy came out of his house with a shot gun, we started running, and I for what ever reason, did a long jump and smashed into a tree.
Why this took place on Christmas day, I don't know.
I have dreams, lots of dreams.
I just don't remember what they are when I wake up. :sigh:
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;18658169]This is one that has scared me for about half a year now.
I had a dream that me and 4 other people were infiltrating some base or something, we were in a military operation of sorts, and I was using TF2 weapons and there was this one girl in white who used swords. There were 2 others but they were like blurs and I don't remember them.
Well long story short the 2 others died and we survived and were victorious and we were having a parade or something in our honor. I remember being on a street and looking up into a window and seeing her there. Someone sneaked into her room and killed her before I could say anything. I woke up and I felt like I genuinely loved that girl and I felt like I lost someone I loved. It was a complete mindfuck. The dream felt so real and her death so real, I didn't know what to think when I woke up.
That ain't the real weired part, though. I was describing this dream to a friend of mine and he told me that he had a completely identical dream. It was him and his brother and there were 2 others, a guy with TF2 weapons and a girl in white with swords. We were infiltrating a base, we split up, and they got killed by some monster. Details were almost completely identical.
I just thought it was some strange messed up coincidence.
Another dream that was a mindfuck.
I dreamed that I was in a zombie apocalypse and I decided to give up. I slit my wrists and lied down to die. It was a really long and realistic dream and when I woke up I went "Wait... what the fuck?"
It's weird because it felt so real and I was dead serious about killing myself... I learned that I could actually bring myself to kill myself, and I would do it at a time of crisis. Does that mean I'm a coward?
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It clearly means that you want to be fingered.[/QUOTE]
That sound fucking cool, but nerdy.
It's a dream. You get to be nerdy in dreams.
Some kinda zombie-dream, there were gore, pale people, and some underground bunkers.
And it was totally fucked up.
In the end I managed to get the infection, and install some kinda virus on some computer which ran Windows 95.
The virus was a chess-game my friend coded.
Oh and a boomer bite my arm.
And my stomach got ripped out.
For some reason it was big as an elk.
i was having sex
then i woke up
and i jizzed my self
I had a dream where I stayed up until 3am.
That was my most recent dream.
i had a dream of walking down a road. then the dream became lucid and then the world ended.
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