F2P Dungeon Keeper out on iOS and Android

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[url]http://www.shacknews.com/article/82892/f2p-dungeon-keeper-out-on-ios-and-android[/url]

[Skelosk]

It sucks
GG EA

[Electrocuter]

[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;43726942]It sucks
GG EA[/QUOTE]

Oh shit EA made it?

Fuck, EA F2P games never turn out good.

I'll still give it a try.

[Kuro.]

If you want an idea of how F2P AIDS-ridden it is, you only get like two imps starting out and they take TWENTY-FOUR real hours to dig one single block. TWENTY. FOUR. FUCKING. HOURS. Unless of course, you pay to skip the wait. And if something as simple as digging a fucking hole is time-gated for no acceptable reason, you can bet the rest of the 'game' is like this too.

Don't buy it, don't pirate it, don't even put it anywhere near your device, ignore EA and let them rot for shitting on another beloved series.

[TheTalon]

I bet it has to run in the background, draining your battery like a water leak, too

[Cobbart]

Do not support this piece of disgusting shit game.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpdoBwezFVA[/media]

[Vaught]

Christ, after seeing that video, I'm rather glad I bought Dungeon Keeper 1 and 2 when it was on sale at GOG.

[MegaJohnny]

The future of gaming, ladies and gents.

[BoxinShrimp]

I still think Holy invasion of privacy Badman! is one of the best Dungeon making games out there.

[Electrocuter]

Welp, looks like, as always, EA hasn't grasped the idea of making a F2P that doesn't suck balls(and your wallet).

Every single F2P game they make ends up being pay2win shit.

[IAmIroningMyDog]

Everything EA touches nowadays turns to fucking shit. Its like they are cursed or something

[IceWarrior98]

[QUOTE=Citrus705;43732498]Everything EA touches nowadays turns to fucking shit. Its like they are cursed or something[/QUOTE]

Being cursed would imply they haven't done this to themselves, willingly. They are just greedy.

[Kuro.]

[QUOTE=MegaJohnny;43731272]The future of gaming, ladies and gents.[/QUOTE]

Not really, the unscrupulous publishers are jewing so hard it's getting casuals (ie, the people they hoped to scam with business models like this) mad too. When gaming rags like Game Informer, who are basically the paid advertising mouthpiece of the industry they are supposed to be reporting on impartially, are writing pieces on how bad the F2P cancer has spread and festered, you know it's not just the sperglords on /v/ who are mad about it.

What you should be worried about is the future of DLC and what other scummy tactics the EAs and Zyngas of the industry will think of next to con the gullible masses out of their money in the future.