Post your worst fapping experiences.
MS paint comics are not required, but EXTREMELY encouraged.
Contribution:
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[editline]4:53 PM[/editline]
This might actually be a reason as to why I turned bi.
[editline]11:04[/editline]
How could I forget this incident?
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/oww.png[/img]
When my neighbours started throwing rocks at the window. Somebody do a MS paint of it now.
[QUOTE=Chekko;25780417]I hate it when you cum all over your keyboard.[/QUOTE]
How can you manage that?
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;25793734]When my neighbours started throwing rocks at the window. Somebody do a MS paint of it now.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://imgur.com/B1RVG.png[/IMG]
I spend way too much time drawing this stuff, but MS Paint is surprisingly fun to draw with.
[QUOTE=junker|154;25793786]How can you manage that?[/QUOTE]
How can you not? Seriously, it's not that had, unless you are a dribbler.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;25794202]How can you not? Seriously, it's not that had, unless you are a dribbler.[/QUOTE]
Really? What the fuck are you aiming for, that you hit your keyboard.
I don't shoot my wad on the keyboard, because my parents decided not to mutilate my penis as a baby.
[img]http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh199/mlisen/wankstory.png?1288658252[/img]
If that doesn't help, my mum began opening the front door when I thought she was at work. I had a nudie-run down the hallway towards my pants in the bathroom (had just had a lazy shower), as she was opening the door, I drifted around the corner and into the bathroom. She saw nothing.
I haven't had a 'bad' experience as such, this is the closest call.
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;25795533][img_thumb]http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh199/mlisen/wankstory.png?1288658252[/img_thumb]
If that doesn't help, my mum began opening the front door when I thought she was at work. I had a nudie-run down the hallway towards my pants in the bathroom (had just had a lazy shower), as she was opening the door, I drifted around the corner and into the bathroom. She saw nothing.
I haven't had a 'bad' experience as such, this is the closest call.[/QUOTE]
Pro tip! Keep pants with you at all times. You never know when you need them!
these are fucking funny
Keep it [i]coming[/i]
My best friend had me put on her panties and I fapped but couldn't cum because I was nervous.
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;25795533][img_thumb]http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh199/mlisen/wankstory.png?1288658252[/img_thumb]
If that doesn't help, my mum began opening the front door when I thought she was at work. I had a nudie-run down the hallway towards my pants in the bathroom (had just had a lazy shower), as she was opening the door, I drifted around the corner and into the bathroom. She saw nothing.
I haven't had a 'bad' experience as such, this is the closest call.[/QUOTE]
Oh god, I just had the funniest picture when I re-read this. Some random ass guy running through the hallway in slow-mo, dick flapping in the wind.
No homo.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;25794202]How can you not? Seriously, it's not that had, unless you are a dribbler.[/QUOTE]
I read this post in an Australian accent because of "had" instead of "hard"
[QUOTE=DreadSlop;25796307]My best friend had me put on her panties and I fapped but couldn't cum because I was nervous.[/QUOTE]
what
I cant draw right now but I basically was about to ejaculate, and someone was coming in so I quickly put my dick back in my underwear, and came.
In my underwear.
With full clothes on.
When someone was in my room.
Thankfully I had time to leave and take a shower.
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;25796799]I read this post in an Australian accent because of "had" instead of "hard"[/QUOTE]
Australian's don't say had
[img]http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll87/Demache/Examples/everytime.png[/img]
I can't jerk off during the day because it happens everytime. Not necessarily an experience per se, but it sucks when it happens.
[editline]1st November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=DDSNv2;25796941]I cant draw right now but I basically was about to ejaculate, and someone was coming in so I quickly put my dick back in my underwear, and came.
In my underwear.
With full clothes on.
When someone was in my room.
Thankfully I had time to leave and take a shower.[/QUOTE]
Happened to me before as well. It sucks when you don't have a door that you can lock.
[img]http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/91/fapq.jpg[/img]
Damn dog...
[img]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/3900/fap2.jpg[/img]
Here's another I made and posted on second page.
Gotta love having family for dinner.
[QUOTE=Chekko;25780417]I hate it when you cum all over your keyboard.[/QUOTE]
I bet the computer liked it.
But don't be embarrased, all computers are female.
Not fapping related but dog related, my dog used to walk in on me and my ex when we were in bed. She (the dog [not my ex]) would just sit there are stare at us until my girlfriend would see her and freak out and hug me. I gave my dog treats for this behaviour.
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;25801357]Not fapping related but dog related, my dog used to walk in on me and my ex when we were in bed. She (the dog [not my ex]) would just sit there are stare at us until my girlfriend would see her and freak out and hug me. I gave my dog treats for this behaviour.[/QUOTE]
you don't have an ex.. no fp'er ever has an ex or gf, end of story.
[QUOTE=Water Bear;25802388]you don't have an ex.. no fp'er ever has an ex or gf, end of story.[/QUOTE]
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