Stupid ass Omegle chats - prize to be won. - General

Ok this is the game - you must create a really stupid character who has sexual desire(s) for something fucked up from the other person. The more fucked up the conversation and the longer you are able to sustain it the more points you earn. I will judge, the winner will be bought a steam game of their choice. Timescale today and tomorrow. If you bump into another player, then let the battle begin. Layout of your character with each post: Name: Age: Sex: Lives: Sexual Desires: [Omegle Entry Here] Here's my example run just so you can see... Name: Samuel Pornovich Age: 13 Sex: Male Lives: Ukraine Sexual Desires: leg hair You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: m You: u be male? You: i be male too Stranger: i m male Stranger: ur gay Stranger: u r m/f You: i be gay nd i and male from ukraine You: do you age are uyou You: i guess 14 You: i 13 You: be mine Stranger: ya my age is 14 You: do u have wavey leghair i love wavey leg hair Stranger: ya You: i wan u 2 rub it all over my fatass Stranger: i have big penis u want You: but u only 14 i only want da hair leg touch my eye lash Stranger: oh no u r Stranger: suck my penis You: dus ur peepee have leg hair You: NO You: i want leg hair You: tell me u give it to me Stranger: ya Stranger: i m of ur age You: i tink u r old durty man You: wit long combed leg hair Stranger: but u havent any sex feeling You: da sex feeling for de leg hair Stranger: u want tu become sevant of girl' You: girl shave da leghair Stranger: girls also have leg hair You: no dey dont You: do u Stranger: not all You: grow it nd throw it Stranger: u have penis increase ur sex feeling then girl likes u You: what You have disconnected. Yeah, I disconnected because this guy was just not gonna give up. It was only supposed to be a short example! Anyways. Good luck for anyone who bothers to take part.

Name: Üê§b Age: 13 Sex: Female Lives: Ukraine Sexual Desires: Huge balls [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: asl faggot Stranger: hi sex You: yes Stranger: i want to aex You: im 13 f ukraine Stranger: sex You: im horny little bitch Stranger: 13? You: yes You: that is legal age here Stranger: your yong Stranger: im older than you You: good i love men with dicks You: do you have a dick Stranger: your girl? You: yes i can fit 6 pears in my sex hole Stranger: wow Stranger: do you want to sex? You: yes do you have balls? Stranger: yes Stranger: i have You: i fucking love balls mmmm You: how big Stranger: 15cm You: holy shit they are some big motherfucking balls Stranger: how about you Stranger: how big your cheast size You: 23 A Stranger: i want big and sexy girl Stranger: mmmmm Stranger: small... You: i want to touch your balls with my legs Stranger: are you pretty? You: yes im fucking hot Stranger: ok call me You: guys love my ears You: how old r u big balls mcgee? Stranger: whats your phone number? You: 01326 597759 You: call me and suck your balls You: through the phone You: how old r u godzilla balls? Stranger: ok Stranger: whats your name Stranger: ? You: Üê§b You: its a beautiful name Stranger: yes so beautiful Stranger: where are you from? You: ukraine can you read you dyslexic You: have you ever sucked your own balls Stranger: me too You: Fuck this Stranger: i want to suck yours You have disconnected.[/quote]

Lost it at "they are some big motherfucking balls"

Name:Ami Age:18 Sex:F Lives:Californa Sexual Desires:Scat, dragondildo. [mode]You: hey there Stranger: M You: f Stranger: Hey :) You: :) You: asl? Stranger: 23 NYC Stranger: You? You: 18 Californa You: wanna get down?? :)) Stranger: Yeah babe :) You: also do u like scat? Stranger: Tell me bout yourself a bit? Stranger: What's scat? You: thats poopsex You: :) You: ;) Stranger: Mmm...down for wtv ;) You: okay You: *me sits down and rubs puss* Stranger: Mmm...strokin my cock here...almost up to its full 7.5" Stranger: You soakin? You: penetrate me in my puss Stranger: I ram my rod into your tight cunt Stranger: Mmm so hot inside you babe You: yes You: *me moans* You: *shits all over your dick and balls* Stranger: Also reach behind, slide a finger in your little pussy You: you like that? Stranger: Mmmm...yeah...take my finger, stick it in your dirty asshole You: *me puts ur finger in my asshole* You: *me shits full force Stranger: Rub that shit all over us You: ooooh fuck you You: *me gets up* You: lick my cunt Stranger: I put my shit fingers up to your mouth as I bury my face in your cunny Stranger: Suckin your dirty clot You: *me shits all over your face and chest* Stranger: *clit You: fuck yeah You: *me takes turd, rubs it over your face* You: EAT MY SHIT BITCH You: *me gets 30 inch dragondildo and puts it up ur ass* You: YEAH Stranger: Mmmm...time for payback...I stand above you, and begin to piss all over you You: FUCK MY SHIT COVERED DIDLO You: oooh fuck ye You: your piss is good Stranger: I make you drink it before I take a dump in your dirty mouth You: *me drinks your piss* You: *me still moving dildo in and out of your ass* Stranger: Just before you can push off, I choke you by forcing my cock ou Stranger: Into your throat You: gumgumgumg You: *me dies from lack of air* You: RIP me You: Now, before I pass on to heaven You: Facepunch says hi! You have disconnected.[/mode]

what the fuck kirby

Name: Vladmir Patinar Age: 23 Sex: Male (Bisexual) Lives: From Russia, lives in Ukraine Sexual Desires: Everything. (Groupfucking,tentacles and other stuff) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Hello there You: My name is Vladmir Patinar You: who are you? Stranger: Hello Vladmir Stranger: I am Liz You: Hey Liz, how are you? Stranger: I am well Stranger: and you? You: I'm good You: Trying to find someone to know here You: Where you from Liz? Stranger: Romania You: Cool, I'm from Russia, but I live in Ukraine now Stranger: That is cool You: what are you doing then? Studying? Stranger: Now? yeah.. You: cool, I'm having a exam in math You: but I wanted to meet someone that I could chat with here You: so... You: I know this might be a little weird... but... You: you single? Stranger: i get asked that often Stranger: ..so its not too weird Stranger: and yes You: oh ok You: well, do you have any ex-es? Stranger: a few.. Stranger: i choose to not date You: oh... You: well You: you are a party girl or? Stranger: I just.. dont really.. like to Stranger: date i mean Stranger: partying isnt quite my thing either, but i do You: cool You: just a quick q You: how old are you Liz? Stranger: 17 You: ok, I'm 23 You: are you into anything sexual then? You: Liz? Stranger: ah.. yeah.. You: anything particiular? You: like, are you straight? or lesbian? Stranger: bi Stranger: and.. nothing in particular You: oh cool You: I'm also bi You: ehehe... You: Are you into one night stands or something since you don't like dating You: ? Stranger: friends with benefits more.. Stranger: one night stands sound too slutty to me.. You: cool, I also have 1 guy and two girls that are friends with benefits You: I also think one night stand is a little slutty but I like it though Stranger: I hope they know about each other.. You: yeah, we had a square once You: we are like a group that hang out together You: you into anything else? You: I'm really into hentai and tentacle porn too You: are you into anything like that? Stranger: hmm.. porn does not interest me. You: oh, you are more a realist? You: I like to imagine that I'm fucked by a tentacle monster You: sometimes Stranger: haha i guess so.. You: I like you Liz You: You seem to understand me Stranger: uhm.. Thank you? You: yeah, I guess You: I like that I can be honest, even if we just met You: I'm a really weird persona when it comes to sex and love Stranger: hmm.. i see.. Stranger: i guess i can say the same.. You: That's good to hear You: I wish I knew more people like you in my real life You: my sex friends and best friends are more mature and is more realist who can't face that I have a wierd persona in sex Stranger: aww.. you poor baby.. You: ehehe You: but still, they are more partykids then me You: they get drunk every weekend You: yet I'm still friends with them, I don't feel like I can be my trueseld You: self* Stranger: perhaps you could type to them? You: what you mean? You: Like tell them? You: I'm not sure Stranger: im not sure what i meant anymore.. You: well You: Liz, It was lovely to talk to you You: I have to go to bed Stranger: oh.. ok.. You: so I can get up for my exam tomorrow Stranger: good night then.. You: Thanks for letting me talk to you You: Have good night you too Stranger: youre welcome :) Stranger: and i will try You: Stay awesome and be nice like you are ;) You: Bye Liz Stranger: i will try to do that too Stranger: good bye You have disconnected.

Also, some weird kids started to talk... Question to discuss: I mastrubated in the kitchen and came all over our furniture. My mom is home in a hour. WHAT TO DO? Stranger 2: Clean up? Stranger 1: lol Stranger 1: weird Stranger 2: Simple question Stranger 1: i guess Stranger 2: I've been there, though, so I know how the kid feels Stranger 2: Assuming it's not some asshole being an idiot Stranger 1: oh :O Stranger 1: i wouldn't know Stranger 2: Girl? Stranger 1: yes Stranger 1: How your know!! Stranger 1: lol; Stranger 2: Most girls tend not to masturbate all over the kitchen Stranger 1: lol yeah Stranger 1: well Stranger 1: i masturbate but not in the kitchen Stranger 1: in my room Stranger 2: A lot of girls fo Stranger 2: *do Stranger 2: How old are you, if I may ask? Stranger 1: 17 Stranger 2: You're young, but it's normal, at your age Stranger 1: yeah i guess Stranger 1: how old are you Stranger 2: 19 Stranger 2: I started way younger, though Stranger 2: It's a guy thing, I think Stranger 1: well i started masturbating when i was 15. Stranger 2: 12 Stranger 1: oh wow :0 Stranger 2: Like I said, it's a guy thing Stranger 1: lol Stranger 1: i guess so. Stranger 1: the only reason i tried it was because i watched this one porno with my friend. Stranger 1: and i really liked it Stranger 1: lol Stranger 2: I started because I shook it too hard once after peeing, and it felt good... so i kept doing it Stranger 1: are you a virgin? Stranger 2: Um... honestly? Stranger 2: Yes Stranger 2: You? Stranger 1: ME TOO!!! Stranger 1: yay Stranger 2: Well, good to meet you Stranger 1: we have something in common Stranger 2: Yea... if you don't count masturbating Stranger 1: lol Stranger 1: yeah Stranger 1: can i tell you a secret? Stranger 2: Sure Stranger 1: i stole my mom dildo one time.... Stranger 1: lol Stranger 2: Did you like it? Stranger 1: yessss Stranger 1: i loved it Stranger 2: Done it again sense then? Stranger 1: yeah I've done it a couple times Stranger 2: What kind is it? Stranger 1: its just a pink viberator Stranger 2: What all have you done? Stranger 1: just masturbated with it Stranger 2: Ever tried anything... kinky? Like sucking it, or using it on your nipples, or stuff like that? Stranger 1: lol nooo Stranger 1: should i? Stranger 2: Well, using it on your nipples may or may not do anything for you Stranger 2: Depends on how sensitive they are Stranger 1: i've actually wanted to try to stick it up my butt, but it hurt so i stopped. Stranger 1: lol Stranger 2: I could tell you how to do that Stranger 2: I could even walk you through it, if you like Stranger 1: ummm Stranger 1: i dont knowww Stranger 2: I've heard it feels good. I've helped a few girls with it before, and they liked it Stranger 1: well i don't have it right now Stranger 2: You can just use your fingers... or, if you have skype or something, we can talk on there, later, when you do have it Stranger 1: i could try my finger i guesss Stranger 2: Okay, well, to start you've got to get horny Stranger 2: Are you horny? Stranger 1: lol Stranger 1: kind offf Stranger 2: Are you wet? Stranger 1: a littleee Stranger 1: lol Stranger 2: Well, then you need to get more wet Stranger 2: Play with yourself for a bit, like you normally would, but this time focus on getting your fingers wet, and not on getting off Stranger 1: alright Stranger 2: Start with one finger Stranger 2: Get it nice and wet... like, as wet as you can get it Stranger 2: Push it completely inside your pussy if you have to Stranger 1: its pretty wet right now Stranger 2: Okay, now, take it out, and use your other hand to massage your pussy. Take a finger, and push on the bottom of it, rubbing it as hard as you can without it hurting Stranger 1: lol Stranger 1: wowo Stranger 2: Then, take your wet finger, and press lightly against your butt. If it goes in, fine. If not, press lightly until it either hurts, or your finger dries Stranger 1: that feel really good Stranger 2: If your finger dries, get it wet again Stranger 1: okayy Stranger 2: Keep doing that, over and over, until you can push your finger in and out of your butt without it hurting Stranger 2: And don't stop playing with your pussy like I told you to Stranger 2: When you can get your whole finger in your butt, then pull it out and push back in without it hurting, let me know Stranger 1: I'm still trying to get one whole finger in Stranger 1: but it feels really good Stranger 2: Don't be shy, use plenty of your juice to keep your finger wet Stranger 2: The wetter it is, the easier it will go in Stranger 2: Is it all the way in yet? Stranger 1: yesss Stranger 2: Okay, now, use that finger to push up (towards your pussy) and rub that, while your other finger in your pussy pushes down (towards your butt) Stranger 2: You may be able to feel them push against each other Stranger 1: ohh Stranger 1: yess i doo Stranger 2: How does it feel? Stranger 1: realyy good Stranger 2: If you think you can handle it, pull your other finger out, then do the same thing, but this time with two fingers in both holes. Take it slow going in, and get it really wet Stranger 1: o my Stranger 1: ill try but i don't know Stranger 2: Just take it slow, and if it starts to hurt wait a minute, then pull them out and get them wet again, and try to go deeper on the next push Stranger 2: Are you doing it? Stranger 1: ysss Stranger 2: How does it feel? Stranger 1: goord Stranger 2: Getting close? Stranger 1: tell m more Stranger 2: Rub your fingers in your butt hard against the top, towards your pussy... take your fingers in your pussy out, and see if you can feel the difference Stranger 2: Does it still feel good? Stranger 1: yesss Stranger 2: Good, that means you've gotten used to it Stranger 2: Now, take your free hand, and rub your clit Stranger 2: Feel better? Stranger 1: yesss Stranger 2: Want to cum? Stranger 1: yeess Stranger 2: Okay, keep playing with your butt, but with your other hand, take the two middle fingers and push them in your pussy Stranger 2: Then, when they're all the way in, instead of pulling them out, push them down as far as they will go, then pull them up as far as they will go Stranger 2: Put your first finger and pinky on your pussy lips so they can rub them while you do this, and make sure your palm is touching your clit Stranger 2: Then, when you get close, push your hand up and down as hard as you can, and don't stop until you cum Stranger 2: Let me know when you cum Stranger 1: oh goid' Stranger 1: i stole m y moms dildo again Stranger 2: Did you cum? Stranger 1: not yet Stranger 2: Well, the dildo is going to be easy Stranger 1: its big Stranger 2: Treat it like you did your fingers. Get it really wet, then push it in until it hurts. When it starts to, stop, wait a minute, pull it out and get it wet again Stranger 2: Rub your pussy like I told you until you can get it all the way in Stranger 2: When it's all the way in, let me know Stranger 2: Take it nice and slow Stranger 2: Don't rush it Stranger 2: Make sure it's plenty wet, over the whole length Stranger 1: ok Stranger 2: All in? Stranger 1: yes Stranger 2: Now, just like you did before, push your fingers against the bottom of your pussy as hard as you can without hurting, and rub it Stranger 2: Then, with the dildo, if it's still wet, angle it up so that it's pushing upwards towards your pussy as much as it can without hurting Stranger 2: Let me know how it goes Stranger 2: Feeling good? Stranger 1: it hurts Stranger 2: Then stop, wait a few seconds, slide it back out Stranger 2: Get it really wet Stranger 2: Then slowly push it in as far as it will go without hurting. Once it's there, wait a minute, then angle it upward again and start pushing it in and out Stranger 2: Better? Stranger 2: Feeling good again? Stranger 1: i thin my asshole is zoo tight ittss harddss Stranger 1: and my puussy Stranger 1 has disconnected

So, who won?

Bumpy Bumb. Who won Lance?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests! You: Who is there? Stranger: me Stranger: lol Stranger: asl? You: I am Heavy Weapons Guy You: I live Teufort, Australia You: I shoot many cowards. You: WHAT DO YOU DO? Stranger: im from london Stranger: i do nothing Stranger: porn star Stranger: kidding ^_^ You: Do you not have to push de cart? You: Or capture control points? Stranger: capture control points You: Da. You: We fight like men, and push tiny baby enemy off their puny control points. You: And then, we go and push big bomb cart to their base, and blow everything up! You: They all go home crying to mama! Stranger: wow Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Cmon Lance, don't chicken out now.

He's kinda like a 4chan Op for prize give away at times. "lol i promise i get you game just wait" but it'll never happen.

So I did all that fucked up shit for nothing?

Btw, Kirby won this one by a long shot. That was the most fucked up thing I have read in a while. [editline]14th November 2012[/editline] GOD DAMMIT AUTOMERGE

[QUOTE=RobyYe;38448812]Btw, Kirby won this one by a long shot. That was the most fucked up thing I have read in a while. [editline]14th November 2012[/editline] GOD DAMMIT AUTOMERGE[/QUOTE] you should buy me a game because Lancer won't *optimistic x10000*

I don't even have money to buy Forza Horizon, bro.

[QUOTE=UberGamer;38407349]Name: Üê§b Age: 13 Sex: Female Lives: Ukraine Sexual Desires: Huge balls[/QUOTE] I really really had to hold back my laughter. I almost lost it right in the middle of class.

Kirby wins

Cool. So, what's my cash limit? :v:

do you use dollars or sterling or euro or what?

Euro's for me.

ok €35 limit

Alright, give me some time to think of a game.

Well, Id like bioshock 1 (one), and fallout 3 (three) That's 30 euro together, leaves you with 5.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38448793]So I did all that fucked up shit for nothing?[/QUOTE] You gave a me a very confused boner, that's a good prize!

[QUOTE=J-RcZ;38462125]You gave a me a very confused boner, that's a good prize![/QUOTE] hot

Congrats Kirby, I did a horrible job trying to win myself :v:

Thanks, would be nice if Lancer replied again, I kinda really want those games.

[quote]Lancer eet my short: yeah the thread was a lie there are no prizes Dr.Kirbyfactor: Well that's a bummer Lancer eet my short: lol Dr.Kirbyfactor: Well, not cool Lancer eet my short: lmao Lancer eet my short: yeah Lancer eet my short: well there is a prize Lancer eet my short: i'll write you a short story Lancer eet my short: and sign it with my lipstick[/quote] Uncool bro, uuuuuncool

what kind of man has lipstick i highly doubt hes a female