The Riddle Thread - General

Okay guys, so this is basically a place where you answer the riddle posted and then post one of your own, nothing more, nothing less. Let's do this. What gets wetter as it dries?

towel

[QUOTE=wlitsots;22864024]towel[/QUOTE] Congrats. What's faster, hot or cold?

Hot You can't catch a hot but you can catch a cold

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

[QUOTE=wlitsots;22864119]The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?[/QUOTE] A coffin?

[QUOTE=wlitsots;22864119]The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?[/QUOTE] A coffin. [editline]09:49PM[/editline] oh fuck dammit

Casket

Aids

This beast destroys mountains Slays kings Destroys empires What is it

Pikachu

Ok all 3 of you got it right. What do the letter ‘t’ and an island have in common?

A man and his son are in a horrible car accident. The father rushes the son to the hospital, but just as the surgery is about to start the surgeon suddenly says, "There's no way I can operate on this boy, he's my son!" How is this possible?

[QUOTE=wlitsots;22864217]Ok all 3 of you got it right. What do the letter ‘t’ and an island have in common?[/QUOTE] Both are in the middle of wa[b]T[/b]er :v:

[QUOTE=wlitsots;22864217]Ok all 3 of you got it right. What do the letter ‘t’ and an island have in common?[/QUOTE] They're both in the middle of 'water' EDIT: shit

[QUOTE=Zoidbear;22864236]A man and his son are in a horrible car accident. The father rushes the son to the hospital, but just as the surgery is about to start the surgeon suddenly says, "There's no way I can operate on this boy, he's my son!" How is this possible?[/QUOTE] The kid has gay parents, one works as a surgeon?

[QUOTE=Zoidbear;22864236]A man and his son are in a horrible car accident. The father rushes the son to the hospital, but just as the surgery is about to start the surgeon suddenly says, "There's no way I can operate on this boy, he's my son!" How is this possible?[/QUOTE] Mother was the surgeon?

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;22864262]The kid has gay parents, one works as a surgeon?[/QUOTE] Almost, and by the way you are a huge sexist [editline]01:56AM[/editline] [QUOTE=TurbisV2;22864270]Mother was the doctor?[/QUOTE] dingdingdingding

woop

lol I thought gay parents too.

[QUOTE=Zoidbear;22864274]Almost, and by the way you are a huge sexist [/QUOTE] Bah, thought I read it as the surgeon being a man as well

Stop being so sexist :colbert:

waiting for 'who was phone'

A man is driving down a dark road in the European wilderness. He hits a bump. He gets out and is shocked. What is it?

A bump?

It was his mom he was shocked to see her on the road.

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;22864577]A man is driving down a dark road in the European wilderness. He hits a bump. He gets out and is shocked. What is it?[/QUOTE] telephone wire [editline]07:19PM[/editline] I guess it was quite an electrifying experience, right? [editline]07:19PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Pacmaney;22864205]This beast destroys mountains Slays kings Destroys empires What is it[/QUOTE] time

All wrong. It was the decapitated, rotting head of a zombie baby that had been placed intentionally on the road, so that the man would look to see what it was and the zombie baby's body would have the opportunity to attack him from behind, thus attaining a new body for the professor the reanimate into another zombie to unleash on the world, doing the exact same process until he has enough to start an army and conquer Europe. But you guys got close.

That's cool Let's start off easy, which five letter word is still pronounced the same after you take away four letters?

Queue.