Have you ever been near a girl?

[Dr_Funk]

Somebody tell me you haven't.

[famasfanalt]

Will I get cuddies? :ohdear:

[CaMpEr_DoOd]

Fuck off with these threads.

The 'kissed girl' thread was fine but now that we have this shit and 'have you talked to a girl' it's just shitposting in the Fast Threads.

[Hoob]

[QUOTE=famasfanalt;23372815]Will I get cuddies? :ohdear:[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://www.freewebs.com/houseandreligion/cuddy%20tile.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://www.freewebs.com/houseandreligion/cuddy%20tile.jpg[/IMG]

OH SWEET CHRIST RUN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

[butre]

"have you ever been within 100 miles of a woman"

[MRTW113]

Have you been near half the human race?

[Soderholm14]

[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;23373292]"have you ever been within 100 miles of a woman"[/QUOTE]

Wait for it..

[achickennugget]

This should have been a poll.

[Trexmaster]

This parody thread has no poll, I am disappoint.

[wug]

YES
STOP WITH THESE THREADS
in 1st grade i sat next to one :owned:

[Cpn Crunch21]

^ agreed, this belongs in the drop dead forum

[rammaster]

Yes, because everyone on Facepunch are anti-social nerds holed up in their basement with the Internet as their only way of communicating. This reminds me of that chameleon from Super Paper Mario

[img] http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pOBAtX0kk_w/0.jpg[/img]

[b] NERR! SO HI-TECHNIIIIIIIICAAAALLLLL! [/b]

[wug]

says the one using the internet right now

[Cragbones]

[QUOTE=wug;23374099]says the one using the internet right now[/QUOTE]

...and the joke flies riiiiiight over your head.

Also, on-topic:
These threads are just becoming ridiculous.

[Namo]

Never.

[B_I_G__C_U_M]

[QUOTE=Soderholm14;23373442]Wait for it..[/QUOTE]

[URL=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=970459]DING[/URL]

[Busymonkey]

This is just fucking ridicilous. Ofcourse everybody has been near a girl, unless you've never been outside, in school nor have guests over.

[TheBrick99]

[QUOTE=Trexmaster;23373483]This parody thread has no poll, I am disappoint.[/QUOTE]

Hi, Disappoint! Long time no see! :lol:

And yes, I have been near girls almost all time.

Ah, I remember they screamed and throwed their shoes at me when I entered their changing room with my team (4 other people) on Physical Education in the school... Oh the good memories!

I also go to my best buddy every day to see her and share the news.

[wug]

[QUOTE=Cragbones;23374200]...and the joke flies riiiiiight over your head.

Also, on-topic:
These threads are just becoming ridiculous.[/QUOTE]

no it shat on my head grab me a towel

[Magman77]

Yes. When I did I melted and then my internet modem came and saved me and now I live in the basement forever. :v:

No but seriously how ninja would you have to be to avoid [b]3.3 Billion[/b] people?

[editline]01:10AM[/editline]

Nevermind, last I saw it was 6.6 bil but last month it clocked at 7.0 billion people on the planet. :ohdear: