How would you all go about getting sick overnight??

[Lelanator5]

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[MegaChalupa]

Go under your sink and drink whatever you find.

[srag]

Stick around 12-15 tabs of acid under your tongue, every 1-2 hours as required. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

[Lelanator5]

[QUOTE=MegaChalupa;25863643]Go under your sink and drink whatever you find.[/QUOTE]
That wouldn't really work where Im from. I need to get sick, not die.

[Victor Leferve]

Try drinking liquids that are likely to curdle in your stomach, like juice and milk. Perfectly safe.

Or just get shitfaced on absinthe.

[CaMpEr_DoOd]

[QUOTE=Lelanator5;25863710]That wouldn't really work where Im from. I need to get sick, not die.[/QUOTE]

Why anyway?

You aren't being a child by any chance just to get out of going to school right?

[Snapzies]

go outside and lick the asphalt.

[slippp22]

just get drunk, you have fun, plus you wake up sick

[mr.killa]

Here, this will help. [url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended[/url]

[professor cool.]

havent you seen ferris bueller's day off? he explains the delicate art of faking sick in pretty good detail.