Hello people of Facepunch.com, I created this thread to help people know what to do in the zombie apocalypse. How this will work is I will give you a scenario and you have to figure out how to survive it. So here is the first scenario:
You wake up face down on the floor of your apartment. There are several empty bottles of rum around you. You have a major hangover and a bag with a pack of painkillers, a bottle of rum, and a phone number on a scrap of paper written in lipstick inside. What do you do first?
I would go back to sleep.
You try to go back to sleep, but then you hear a scream from outside. What next?
Close the window and go back to sleep.
You try to get up to close the window, but you have the spins and you can't.
Fall on the floor like a dumbass.
get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
how to survive zombie apocalypse;
own a firearm, and an apartment with a strong door, and food. and if you are lucky, a pc, internet, company, and/or weed.
You fall on the floor like a dumbass. Your headache is even worse now.
Alright, I've got a few options for you guys:
Agree- take a few painkillers and go investigate the screaming.
Disagree- take a few painkillers.
Zing- go back to sleep.
[editline]6th June 2011[/editline]
You take a few painkillers, your headache and spins go away, and you wonder why you didn't do that before.
You hear the screaming again from behind your front door. You grab an empty rum bottle and smash it. You open the door to find several zombies down the hall devouring a still screaming human being. What do you do?
Go back to sleep
[editline]6th June 2011[/editline]
Come on OP, if this was a zombie survival we'd be dead by now
Lock the fucking door and smoke some weed
Explode with the power of a thousand blue suns.
You explode with the power of one thousand blue suns and die. Now i'm out of here, I already asked a moderator to close the thread.
The fuck, all we wanted to do was sleep
I shall continue it for now
You go back to bed.
Then what?
You go back to sleep and fool the thousands of zombies around your house you're already dead. Good game, zombies. We win.
And then you wake up and it was all a dream. The End.
I think you dingbats might want to see this:
[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/ac/20110518/us_ac/8495307_cdc_recommends_preparing_for_all_disasters__even_zombies[/url]
EDIT:
I thought it was a Zombie thread, not an RP.
I would go back to sleep, fuggit.
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