I know this might be an odd thread, but I know at one point we've had these experiences before. I have, and its happened at Wal-Mart before. I was in the candy aisle getting my favorite candy, Twix and as I look behind me I see a creepy old man giving me a weird smile saying "Mmm I like Twix too." and I glance at him and awkwardly smile. He gets his bag of M&Ms and I run like fuck to get away from him and I guess you can never trust old people in Wal-Mart.
Every day when I walk to the bus stop there is this old hag lady with a dented van with a "WOODFIRE PIZZA OVEN HIRE" sign tied to the back, written in red paint. She parks up, sits in her car for about 5 mins then gets out. When she's in the house and I walk past I see the curtain snap open and her face is right there. I look at her and she just shuts it immediately. Whenever I walk past her van when she's in she stares at me. Probably the most terrifying time, I dropped my shit on her yard so I picked it up and then she bangs on the window and i can see this large round white object with her head above it. She's rubbing it and speaking at the same time. Fucking creepy.
My little sister and I used to walk to school together. One snowy day I was walking and there was an old dude masturbating in his car, I saw him but he didn't see me. Thank god my little sister was home sick that day.
[QUOTE=wug;37030212]Every day when I walk to the bus stop there is this old hag lady with a dented van with a "WOODFIRE PIZZA OVEN HIRE" sign tied to the back, written in red paint. She parks up, sits in her car for about 5 mins then gets out. When she's in the house and I walk past I see the curtain snap open and her face is right there. I look at her and she just shuts it immediately. Whenever I walk past her van when she's in she stares at me. Probably the most terrifying time, I dropped my shit on her yard so I picked it up and then she bangs on the window and i can see this large round white object with her head above it. She's rubbing it and speaking at the same time. Fucking creepy.[/QUOTE]she wants the dick
[QUOTE=Solidskei;37031972]she wants the dick[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=HairyAss;37030082]I know this might be an odd thread, but I know at one point we've had these experiences before. I have, and its happened at Wal-Mart before. I was in the candy aisle getting my favorite candy, Twix and as I look behind me I see a creepy old man giving me a weird smile saying "Mmm I like Twix too." and I glance at him and awkwardly smile. He gets his bag of M&Ms and I run like fuck to get away from him and I guess you can never trust old people in Wal-Mart.[/QUOTE]
He wanted your twix.
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