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Welcome to the Fortune Cookie thread!
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All you do is post your fortune you get next time to get a fortune cookie.
I'll start (I got this one a few days ago after getting chinese carry-out):
[QUOTE]You're transforming yourself into someone who is certain to succeed."[/QUOTE]
I get them from the cafeteria on campus usually. I had one that said "Embrace this love relationship." and another that said "A journey of 1000 miles begins with one step."
-Be sure to eat your vegetables!
-Made in the USA.
-Disregard previous cookie.
"That wasn't chicken."
I got one that said "No"
"Pass the bill to the person on your right"
"Leave the money in the disclosed location or the dog dies."
But seriously, the last fortune cookie I had had no fortune inside, what a ripoff.
"Confucius say; man who go through turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok."
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;40201325]"Confucius say; man who go through turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok."[/QUOTE]
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;40201382]Man who stand on toilet high on pot.[/QUOTE]
Woman good for 70 household chores. Cooking and 69.
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