What Was Your First Porno? - General

So after spending way too much time in Fast Threads, I ask you the question: What was the first porno you ever watched? First one I ever watched was this French chick with one leg; the other one was a stump, and she stumped/fisted/Idon'tevenfuckingknowed this other chick's vag. I found it after I found out about history, so I'm led to believe this was a video my dad watched. I can't link, but if you can, please do. Oh yeah, I was like 10 or some shit.

first one i watched was with this one chick laying on this marble table and about 20 guys blasting all over her.... hmmm... i think i was about 8 years old at the time it was also on VHS

Mine was just this porn star doing a strip tease on some obscure site I can't even remember the name of.

The 69th Sense :smugdog:

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I was about 9 and I wrote "Porn" in the Google Images search bar. I got many interesting images.

I haven't watched porn yet, my moms says porn is evil

Some pornstar called Eva Angelina was with two guys and one of which looked like either a pirate or a hobo. I was 12 so i knew what was going on :P

[QUOTE=Slashboy;20451091]Some pornstar called Eva Angelina was with two guys and one of which looked like either a pirate or a hobo. I was 12 so i knew what was going on :P[/QUOTE] 12? seriously man

uh wow, it wasn’t a video. It was a game on funny games.com in the adult section called "42" or something. Basically this really hot (real) girl would ask you a question and the answer was always 42. She was mega hot. I think they got rid of the game :(

[QUOTE=AwpersAreBad;20451102]12? seriously man[/QUOTE] I didn't fap lol

Surfing the Newgrounds Mature section. I think I saw that "Cooties X-ray Glasses" thing first.

when I was 10, I think I saw this magazine on the floor near my house. tits were seen.

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;20451259]Surfing the Newgrounds Mature section. I think I saw that "Cooties X-ray Glasses" thing first.[/QUOTE] That was mine as well.

Is that with bald guy giving you glasses,and if you looked at his dick,he would kill you :v:? That was looooong time ago.

sex.com I was seven

It was strip poker on a VHS tape.

I was going to try out for one, but the idea of sucking cock left a bad taste in my mouth.

I was 8, my first day living in the Netherlands. In my hotel room I turned on the TV, tits were seen.

A shirt with Snow white getting raped by the 7 dwarves.

A japanese "teen" going all uguu and cumming like crazy with a vibrator.

My 9 year old self was browsing the internet randomly, playing games. I clicked an ad for a games site that came to a gay porn site. I was scared and thought I broke the site. [editline]03:26PM[/editline] Also where I learned how to fap. :ohdear: