[b]You know your a COD addict when...[/b]
[quote]1. At work, when you put more stapels in the stapeler, you say to your co-workers" Cover me, im reloading".
2. You hate hide and seek cause it has campers in it.
3. When somebody drops a pencil, you say "get down, grenade!".
4. You walk past a buiding and think it looks like a map.
5. You have a GPS on your paintball gun.
6. You avoid stairs because claymores could be on them
7. You throw something in the trash, you cook it in your hand to get a better explosion.
8. Your playing CoD and you gf shows you her boobs, you say "move! im on a killstreak"
9. You see a airplane in the air and say "enemy UAV spotted!"
10. You walk by a room thinking "if i flashbang that room..."
11. When You Grab Your Boss's Suitcase,Dive on the floor and shout "BOMB DEFUSED!"
12. You yell "Lets do this" before anything you do.
13. You stop the microwave at 00.01 and shout, "bomb defused".
14. Your thumb has an indent on it from sprinting (most people will look after reading this)
15. When your power shuts off, you yell "We've been EMP'ed! All electronics are down!
16. You use your phone as a detonator, and the gps on it is were the air strike will land.
17. When You See Your Co-Worker Just Got Hired And Has A High Rank When You've Been There Longer, You Shout "You fucking hacker"
18. When you can see through glass walls, you tell your co-worker "Hey, I have wall hacks"
19. When something takes forever you yell "Stupid lag!!!"
20. When you see a airshow and scream out "Enemy napalm strike inbound!"
21. When you get in at 3:00 Am and you crouch walk so your parents don't hear you...
22. When you go over stuff instead of around them.
23. When you can think of 10 of these way to know off the top of your head.
24. When you fall down , you make someone "revive" you.
25. When a girl says you're good in bed, and your reply is "Oh, I'm using Deep Impact."
26. You dont have time for a girlfriend cause your playing COD all day.
27. When you hear a truck backing up and you hear its BEEPING NOISE, you yell " ENEMY NUKE INCOMING, ITS ALL OVER".
28. You don't have time to masterbate.
29. You look around the shop/department store you work in and think...."This would make a great multiplayer map"
30. Your girlfriend/wife says "I wish you would go back to being addicted to Warcraft."
31. When your at the grocery store and you here the beep from items getting scanned, you think "somebody has a heartbeat sensor"
32. You dream about COD.
33. Everytime your dog jumps on you, you want break its neck.
34. When you see your soap in the shower, you think of the CoD character "Soap"
35. You know you are addicted to cod when you go outside and the sunlight hurts your eyes.
36. When you open your laptop , and shout "predator missile inbound!"
37. When someone falls down, "TANGO DOWN!"
38. You tell your girlfriend that you cant take a shower with her because you only need 10 more headshots for red tiger.
39. You think about jumping off a building to see if you have Commando Pro.
40. You make posts about COD.
41. You join a gaming site to talk about COD.
42. You know what level you unlock everything at.
43. When you dolphin dive down the stairs instead of walking down them.
44. Your running and when your out of breath, you think "I wish I was using Marathon".
45. When their is gas leak in the house, you say " its ok, i have Tactical Mask on".
46. You finish a magazine then yell "CHANGING MAG".
47. You call your friends by their gamertag.
48. You yell "CAPTURE THE OBJECTIVE" when entering the supermarket.
49. While hunting, you try to no-scope deer.
50. When your in bed with your gf / wife and you say "I'm gonna stick my Pipeline into your Ambush, then in your Backlot."
51. When you play live action role play.
52. You yell at your teacher for camping behind their desk.
53. When you start a COD club in school.
54. You have a t-shirt with your gamertag and clantag.
55. You say "Forest Gump definatily had Marathon Pro on"
56. You know all the words to the intro in Mw2.
57. When your tv goes staticy, you think "Dang, sombody put up a Counter-UAV"
58. You try to strafe irl.
59. You call all your birthday presents "carepackages".
60. You try to find glitches IRL.
61. You go to the bank and ask if you can deposit COD points.
62. When the teacher in Science class starts talking about that you can't get rid of infections. Then you yell out, "Can't you just dashboard?".
63. You see a dog in a park and say "somebody has a 11 killstreak" .
64. Every time somebody asks you to throw/toss them something, you try to add a trickshot into it.
65. When you pick up a knife from the kitchen, your first thought is "throwing knife".
66. You know you're a cod addict when you piss your pants because cod is more important than your hygiene.
67. You know you're a COD addict when you call all A students UMP try hards.
68. Your city goes on a black out, and the first thing you post one Facebook is "We've been EMP'ed!!!!!!"[/quote]
[b]Tell me if there is more and i'll add them![/b]
69. When you use your instead of you're.
69. You make stupid copy and paste threads about what makes you an COD addict.
When you make a thread like this
70. when you play this 1 shit game all day, though i can't remember the name...
When your a Call of Duty addict.
when i was in class on thursday and the lights when out i yelled weve been emped and people just looked at me like i was a dumbass and a couple losers laughed
When you go to a friend's house and you play COD for 8 hours recruiting people for a clan so that your squad doesn't get shut down
YEA DAVID I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU
When people think they're badass in real life just because they play a video game.
You know you're a COD addict if you think $15 for maps is reasonable.
When you feel the need to clog the comments section of every single military/weapons related video with stupid COD references.
when you throw pebbles at people thinking they'll splash strawberry jelly in their eyes
"5. You have a GPS on your paintball gun"
Oh wow, that's some advanced technical knowledge.
I'm so addicted, I put COD into my PS3, but it wouldn't let me play fish.
70. When you spew bullshit about guns when you have no god-fucking-damn idea what the fuckity fuck "your" fucking talking the fuck about.
Fuck.
Enter this thread.
You laugh at public players because you're all shit.
When the waiter asks you if you want halibut with your chips and scream "NOOOOOOOOOO" and throw a chair through a nearby window and demand Cod.
71. You stop, the imbalance of hormones that causes you to play is gone. No more teenage angst, ever.
[QUOTE=HawkeyeTy;32246812]"5. You have a GPS on your paintball gun"
Oh wow, that's some advanced technical knowledge.[/QUOTE]Please make a u-turn where possible
72. When your a homosexual
my a cod addict
[editline]12th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Izumo199;32248806]72. When your a homosexual[/QUOTE]
my a homosexual
73. You assume all internet forums want to talk about it.
*you're
This thread is bad
When you engage in CoD sexual roleplay online....mmmm
When you blast someone in the chest and in the face with a shotgun and you then suddenly die. Then you find out that you just shot there were he was a second ago while he was firing a burst at you.
Instead of quitting the game like any sane person, you still cling onto it due to falling victim to the games Skinner's-box design.
[QUOTE=Donutsalad;32250122]When you engage in CoD sexual roleplay online....mmmm[/QUOTE]
How the fuck does that work
Nevermind I don't even want to know
[QUOTE=Donutsalad;32250122]When you engage in CoD sexual roleplay online....mmmm[/QUOTE]
Enemy UAV incoming baby.
Nuke inbound.
74. You get dumbs for a post about COD.
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