Wait a minute... if the MOON reflects the light from the sun.... then that means there can never be a vampire because they'd be fried both in the moonlight and the daylight!
Don't thank me facepunce; my realization that you all will finally be able to sleep without fears of being turned into a vampire is award enough for me.
I thought vampires sparkled.
[QUOTE=lord_trid;19226394]I thought vampires sparkled.[/QUOTE]
If so then they'd sparkle at all times! Myth beaten!
That's actually a very good observation Neolk.
:huh:
I think that they don't get hurt because it takes a LOT of sunlight, not just any tiny fragment.
And it's likely (I feel like that scientist that said angels can't fly) that the UV affects them, not just the sunlight itself. So maybe the moon doesn't reflect the UV rays. I should probably check, but I can't be bothered :(
I'm pretty sure that UV Rays are included with the light that the sun gives Bronsbey. Means vampires are fucked.
Twilight?
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Do not use in Direct Sunlight.
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The moon is okay, but the sun will make you burst into flames.
I'm not going to let these goddamn vampires beat me.
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[QUOTE=yellowoboe;19226798]I'm not going to let these goddamn vampires beat me.[/QUOTE]
Thats the beauty of it! They can't exist! Check mate!
Vampires don't fucking sparkle, they change into bats and suck the blood of fair maidens!
Mythological creatures don't obey the laws of physics, son...
Go to Transylvania.
Meet a real vampire (blood drinking and all)
Profit.
Vampires don't reflect in mirrors. That means they don't reflect. If they don't reflect, your optic nerves won't reflect their image! That means, either we'll (not) see invisible bloodsucking demons, or human-shaped bloodsucking holes in space!
Attach this to a stick and your good:
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You sir, are a genius.
Since you're the expert on the supernatural, OP, I have to ask:
What would happen to a werewolf on the moon?
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[QUOTE=Zeke129;19227769]Since you're the expert on the supernatural, OP, I have to ask:
What would happen to a werewolf on the moon?[/QUOTE]
it would pop like a balloon.
:byodood:
Alert the presses!
[QUOTE=Neolk;19226360]Wait a minute... if the MOON reflects the light from the sun.... then that means there can never be a vampire because they'd be fried both in the moonlight and the daylight!
Don't thank me facepunce; my realization that you all will finally be able to sleep without fears of being turned into a vampire is award enough for me.[/QUOTE]
That is how Edward can hide in a fucking forest during the day..
WARNING! disgusting teen vampire
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PPPFFFFHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA. :cawg:
This thread was funny, thank you for the laugh.
Also I feel safer now.
Did they look like vampires? Is that what they looked like? They were fags. Vampires do not sparkle when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how gay they are!
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