Post your funny/interesting/scary/weird/disgusting/etc. Dreams V. Wet Dreams are Fun!

[Quack]

You've all had a dream you would like to share with your friends. So post 'em here.

I decided to make this thread after a very weird and gross dream. It was a normal day and I was playing some Battlefield when an oh my god huge piece of shit decides to peek out of my asshole. I run to the bathroom and with my luck my brother is in there shitting showering and shaving. I run around impatiently when without my knowledge I'm fucking shitting on the kitchen floor. After 10 minutes of pain and suffering I'm done and I stare at my two foot long log of doom. For some reason, I thought this was extremely fun, and for the rest of my dream I'm the poop bandit, pooping everywhere including under the sofa, on cars, leaving a trail on the sidewalk, and other places not meant to be pooped on.

I wake up, and sit up, thinking about what the fuck I dreamt about. And with no surprise, I have to take a fucking shit.

[i]Shit, Shit, Shit[/i] :v:

[slippp22]

I had a dream and i was killed

[Shibbey]

I was in a city when I saw an orange circle of light on the floor, I drove a car (I have no idea where I got the car) over it and nothing happened, I stepped into the beam of light, and before my eyes flashed the words "Dpom Hamster". Suddenly I was launched across the city and I woke up.