Faster eye dilation. I hate waking up with it being so dark and having to shield my eyes from any light source
Evolve to have wings
eat lots without getting fat
Hoover the floor with my hands and wash the dishes with laser dish washing eye beams.
Burn fat quicker.
Reaction time, and control.
Moldable playdough penis.
I always wanted my penis to look like a garfield comic.
Better immune system, and a way to prevent ourselves from getting a flu so we don't need fucking vaccines and shots.
Photosynthesis
Go longer without food and sleep. I think it's bull that I need 3 meals a day and waste 8 hours of sleep to be optimally functional for only some 18 hours.
Being able to fall slower and jump higher; that way we wouldn't be all Paper-Legs McGee and explode into giblets because we fell too far, not to mention it'd make getting around places much faster and more stylish in a vertical sense, since we could probably jump as high as we are tall...
Greater empathy towards others.
Better brains.
Or just a bit quicker.
Lasereyes.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;38237752]Go longer without food and sleep. I think it's bull that I need 3 meals a day and waste 8 hours of sleep to be optimally functional for only some 18 hours.[/QUOTE]
where do you live that you get 26 hours a day
[QUOTE=Appellation;38237707]Photosynthesis[/QUOTE]
nah, it sucks. We don't have enough surface that is in the light for it to be viable
No bone or muscle loss in zero gravity.
Greater resistance to radiation.
Ability to go into cryostasis at will.
[QUOTE=koeniginator;38237900]where do you live that you get 26 hours a day[/QUOTE]
See, this is what happens when I skip out on those 8 hours of sleep and one or two of those meals :v:
[QUOTE=koeniginator;38236839]eat lots without getting fat[/QUOTE]
I can do that!
Transmitting that something is wrong with your body. I hate pain.
[QUOTE=RobbL;38239474]I can do that![/QUOTE]
This will not last forever. I know it.
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Breath underwater
Our eyes need some sort of zooming (Light thickening the lens with fluid or something).
Wings would be cool but letting people naturally move in a third dimension would have MASSIVE impacts on our culture.
Oh, pain resistance would be good too. If I get stabbed, I should just be told by nerves. I don't need my nerves practically crippling me.
Sleeping or turning off senses at will would be nice too. I'll never have to spew after each meal I have at my friend's house!
Having elastic-ish bones would be good. Our posture might get deteriorate faster but we won't have to worry about falling from pathetic heights.
Take more punishment, especially when it comes to the the internal organs.
Its rather pathetic how a medium sized knife is capable of incapacitating or severely wounding a person if it goes into the torso.
I wish my arms wouldn't get as tired so I can fap without having to take a minute break in between
Stop with the random pains and itches. Just delete all of these random stabbing pains in the neck, delete TMJ from existence,delete all these random itches that i get for no reason (which i read is bacteria burrowing into the skin and hitting nerves)
Some kind of modding API would be good.
[QUOTE=wug;38245886]Stop with the random pains and itches. Just delete all of these random stabbing pains in the neck, delete TMJ from existence,delete all these random itches that i get for no reason (which i read is bacteria burrowing into the skin and hitting nerves)[/QUOTE]
Man you need a doctor
2x zoom in
Less sleeping, the internet needs me 24/7
Balls of steel (its like all men are boss battles with a glowing weakspot between the legs)
Gills
more evolved pineal glands
we'd be behaving like a kid in a sandbox if we had evolved psychic powers
telepathy and telekinesis (which is in it's core just free manipulation of matter with pure thought) could technically go to an atomic level if you had enough concentration, so you'd just have to know what a gold atom looks like and albeit slowly, you could create gold out of thin air at will.
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