How many "toys" do you own?

[bitches]

let us determine how kinky or bland us here facepunchers are

[fritzel]

AK 47

[SexualShark]

gas mask

[ClarkWasHere]

Aren't the bad dragon things those dillidoes or whatever?

[seano12]

About 4 dragon dildos. I like to use all 4 and stretch out my anus really wide.

[bitches]

Mine is a dragon dildo.

Modeled after toothless.

plus two other things

[editline]15th August 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;45695181]ew fucking gross[/QUOTE]

join the dragon cult

[haloguy234]

I bought a Tenga once. Best $16 I ever spent, I tell you what.

[sp]it broke because i was too rough with it[/sp]

[bitches]

[QUOTE=haloguy234;45695192]I bought a Tenga once. Best $16 I ever spent, I tell you what.

[sp]it broke because i was too rough with it[/sp][/QUOTE]

i hear they are all shit in terms of durability

[Viero]

[URL="https://38.media.tumblr.com/cebb9f2517b34857ed792c26e4acdfb2/tumblr_na3xx31pcf1skq7oxo1_500.jpg"]nsfw obviously[/URL]

[sp]Just kidding.[/sp]

[bitches]

[QUOTE=racerfan;45695198][URL="https://38.media.tumblr.com/cebb9f2517b34857ed792c26e4acdfb2/tumblr_na3xx31pcf1skq7oxo1_500.jpg"]nsfw obviously[/URL]

[sp]Just kidding.[/sp][/QUOTE]

broken link

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;45695200]im fucking projectile vomiting[/QUOTE]

freeze it into a dong

[Pvt. Martin]

1

Head Honcho.

Haven't touched it in a while really, I guess buying a toy was a bad idea if I was only going to use it a few times and then get bored.

Though I'd rather get [sp]A duke butt.[/sp]

[elix]

I only have one. The Man-Rammer.

[sp]It's actually a real thing. Literally a cock sword, complete with pommel grip. But I don't own one.[/sp]

[bitches]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;45695216]1

Head Honcho.

Haven't touched it in a while really, I guess buying a toy was a bad idea if I was only going to use it a few times and then get bored.

Though I'd rather get [sp]A duke butt.[/sp][/QUOTE]

[img]http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img540/9208/SBeAwL.png[/img]

looks boring as fuck

[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;45695218]I only have one. The Man-Rammer.
[sp]It's actually a real thing. Literally a cock sword, complete with pommel grip. But I don't own one.[/sp][/QUOTE]

[url=http://www.destructoid.com/review-saints-row-the-third-dildo-baseball-bat-215241.phtml]jim sterling does dick swords best[/url]

[haloguy234]

[QUOTE=bitches;45695194]i hear they are all shit in terms of durability[/QUOTE]
To be fair it lasted a year before it got too defunct to really use pleasurably. I bought one of the $16 something ones. They're intended for 3-5 uses max, but I dismantled mine to clean it regularly and it worked wonders.

Holes started tearing in the silicon stuff, and it made suction virtually impossible (and the suction was literally the best part).

[bitches]

[url]http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Belladonnas-Magic-Hand/dp/B001IV5I5W/ref=pd_sim_hpc_4?ie=UTF8&refRID=1VQ1M21VW076KCMWX2G3[/url]

oh my god haha

can anyone top that in terms of weird amazon toys?

[elix]

This isn't weird, specifically, but check the category.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/z4D0Q55.png[/t]

fuck huge ow

fixed nobody saw that

[editline]14th August 2014[/editline]

Elephant Pleasure

[DemonDog]

funfact: suction cup dildos are fun to bounce around like one of those [url=http://best-b2b.com/userimg/896/911-1/door-spring-stop-21.jpg]door stoppers[/url]

[Wingz]

u make this thread just to show how disgusting u are, mr dragon?

[garychencool]

None but if I keep browsing this horrible forum website known as Facepunch, that might change...

[bitches]

[QUOTE=DemonDog;45695297]funfact: suction cup dildos are fun to bounce around like one of those [url=http://best-b2b.com/userimg/896/911-1/door-spring-stop-21.jpg]door stoppers[/url][/QUOTE]

i've got one in production
it is colored like the universe

[editline]15th August 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=garychencool;45695349]None but if I keep browsing this horrible forum website known as Facepunch, that might change...[/QUOTE]

honestly that's what the bad dragon forum is for
conversion

[Saturn V]

A huge horse dildo

[Sphinxa279]

me and the mrs have a vibrator she uses while I'm plugging her up with my fingers :~)

[Animosus]

My girlfriend has two dragon dildos, although we don't really use them that much.

[elix]

[QUOTE=Mr.Moustachio;45191412][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oW18bY4.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[fudge blood]

I have a huge black flexible dildo that I can't fit in my cooch so I'm sad

[Sphinxa279]

[QUOTE=fudge blood;45695759]I have a huge black flexible dildo that I can't fit in my cooch so I'm sad[/QUOTE]

big ol flexible ones are shit go for the smaller for intense vibrating ones

trust me im a prosthetic cock expert

[.Ducky]

Yeah man I'm into that kinda shit

[img]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/783/838/b6c.jpg[/img]

[Samiam]

i do not own any fake genitalia

even if i wanted to get one, i still live with my family, the risk of any being found is far too great

[長門有希]

i expected to talk about my hedgehog plushies in this thread but i was greatly disappointed

[VikeeVeekie]

[QUOTE=Duck M.;45695817]Yeah man I'm into that kinda shit

[img]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/783/838/b6c.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Now I wonder what the hell is so wrong with masturbation according to these idiots.
Everyone does it and needs to do so.