Should my girlfriend and i sleep together while parents are away? - General

My mom is gone to mexico until saturday. My girlfriend had an idea to tell her parents she's sleeping at her friend's house but really we could just go to my house and sleep there together. What are your opinions on this plan? What could go wrong?

You could get her pregnant. Be sure to marry her first.

[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;47726937]My mom is gone to mexico until saturday. My girlfriend had an idea to tell her parents she's sleeping at her friend's house but really we could just go to my house and sleep there together. What are your opinions on this plan? What could go wrong?[/QUOTE] well you're technically her friend so

as long as it is in separate beds, god bless but in all seriousness there's a thread for these kinds of things, I'd wager you'd get more serious response over there [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1446321[/url]

[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;47726937]My mom is gone to mexico until saturday. My girlfriend had an idea to tell her parents she's sleeping at her friend's house but really we could just go to my house and sleep there together. What are your opinions on this plan? [B]What could go wrong?[/B][/QUOTE] at least twelve things

[QUOTE=Limed00d;47726950]as long as it is in separate beds, god bless[/QUOTE] Separate beds with the lights on and a nearby boombox playing sounds of the ocean.

Yes but only if you save room for Jesus and keep your hands above the sheets at all times.

You always ask strangers for advice when it comes to personal stuff like this? No one knows your situation and personal lives like yourself. You two mull it over and come up with the best decision.

[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;47726937]What could go wrong?[/QUOTE] Spontaneous Combustion.

Are you actually gonna sleep or are you two gonna bang?

Only go as far as a nap, anything further than that is too much.

tbh sleeping with your girlfriend while your parents are gone are one of the more tame things you could do in your parents house

Just pull out in time, and you're golden.

No you cant. Go to your room.

Just remember to ask Jesus for consent [IMG]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/8e/1c/27/8e1c27f9f73dce0a7e6c79c6f2dad3a9.jpg[/IMG]

Remember safe sex. Have fun :v:

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;47727132]Just remember to ask Jesus for consent [IMG]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/8e/1c/27/8e1c27f9f73dce0a7e6c79c6f2dad3a9.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Fuck, I was literally just about to post this.

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;47727132]Just remember to ask Jesus for consent [IMG]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/8e/1c/27/8e1c27f9f73dce0a7e6c79c6f2dad3a9.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Wow, I've never seen this without guy fieri edited into it before.

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;47727132]Just remember to ask Jesus for consent [IMG]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/8e/1c/27/8e1c27f9f73dce0a7e6c79c6f2dad3a9.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I initially thought Jesus wanted to be in a threesome

Don't be silly, wrap your willy

[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;47727161]I initially thought Jesus wanted to be in a threesome[/QUOTE] Hitler and Jesus: A Romance has that one covered. I'm not even kidding, someone actually wrote that.

Well if you're discovered then you could lose the trust of your parents, you gf's parents and that might end your relationship.

[QUOTE=bobxrawks;47727166]Don't be silly, wrap your willy[/QUOTE] don't be a fool, cover your tool don't go wrong, wrap that schlong please be good, confine your wood

Absolutely not what is wrong with you???

Make a pillow fort. That way you will be protected from her parents when they wage war against you.

watch out for cameras hidden in any stuffed bears you might find laying about [editline]14th May 2015[/editline] i'm not speaking from experience, here

Yes, but to ward off evil spirits, you must first take a goat to the starboard of your ship and sacrifice it to Odin. She must eat the whole heart of the goat without regurgitating or taking a break, or else she is an unfit mate for you and must be thrown overboard.

[QUOTE=LoLWaT?;47727987]Bonus if you haven't introduced her[/QUOTE] since we're keeping score here, is it a 3x or a 4x bonus if they don't even know about her?

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;47727976]watch out for cameras hidden in any stuffed bears you might find laying about [editline]14th May 2015[/editline] i'm not speaking from experience, here[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nAxFQ3-IP8[/media]

If you put your penis into a girl without marrying her first it falls off.