People seem embarassed about their parents all the time, and yet some people's parents are cooler than cool.
So how about yours?
My parents are some cool mother fuckers:
My step father is a funny sarcastic programmer who also is fairly knowledgeable about the Internet and games.
My Mother: The same.
My Real father though, he's an ass.
He kidnapped me from my Mother at age 2 for two months, he's a stupid-ass redneck, he gave me my fear of the dark by telling me there were Vampires in my closet when in reality it was his porn mags in the closet, he was so god damn stupid he fell for it when my Mom asked him to sign a contract that she told him would allow him to keep me with no legal troubles when in reality it said that he kidnapped me.
As such he was sent to jail and ever since he got out he hasn't paid Child Support ONCE.
My mom is really annoying most of the time, and i dont live with my dad, but hes in rehab for doing drugs.
My dad is in the other room playing Xbox.
My mom is downstairs hacking Facebook. (Kinda wish I was kidding.)
They're both pretty awesome.
They just bought me an $800 computer.
So uh
Pretty damn cool. :v:
My mum's boyfriend is a p awesome guy
Nice guy, joky personality, not very serious, but he can be when he needs. Good music taste, plays guitar, self employed and fixes computers and all that kinda stuff.
My mum is cool n shit but she can get really angry really easy
My dad's great, 'cept he has no knowledge of computers above Windows 98 :frown:
They're coo' :v:
Not entirely sure about my parents.
My Mother divorced my father when I was 3 and I see him once a month.
But the divorce wasn't for abuse or anything like that, it was because my Mum fell in love with another woman and now I've got 2 mothers.
Total dick for a step father who makes our guests do my chores, and an awesome mom...
but he kind of tips the scales a bit.
"They"..?
:saddowns:
My dad will buy anything I want not over $20
My mom is too much of a green thumb that she tells me to help her almost every morning in garden
[QUOTE=Adsone;22245577]Not entirely sure about my parents.
My Mother divorced my father when I was 3 and I see him once a month.
But the divorce wasn't for abuse or anything like that, it was because my Mum fell in love with another woman and now I've got 2 mothers.[/QUOTE]
are they hot?
I love them.
If someone hurt any of them,I'd try to kill that person.After I have 18,so they won't have to go to jail.
I like them both.
My dad is awesome
Mom is a bit meh, but I don't wanna sound spoiled :v:
I needed 100 more bucks to get my xbox, they just gave it to me like that. :D
My Mum plays Team fortress 2, what more could you ask for?
My mom loves me loads and I'm kind of her favorite, but I don't think she'd say that out loud. She can get really clingy sometimes, like when I'm go out she waits up for me and stuff. I love her to death though, hearing problems and all.
My dad is pretty cool, but if you piss him off (which isn't that hard to do), he'll get really serious and act aggressive. Other than that, he's pretty relaxed but he's lazy when it comes to housework and always makes me and my siblings clean up the house when we're over, but then we go out to the movies, to eat, or something. He can get really clingy as well, such as calling 5 times a day and yelling at me when I don't pick up.
They are some cool mother fuckers.
They are frozen somewhere in the 90s
Mum's an occasionally successful artist, rarely gets angry at me for anything. She's taught me the beautiful art of being cynical about everything, to the point that we just hate on anyone doing anything that roughly describes sentimental. He'yeah.
Dad got booted out when I was 9, he went to live with his mate and now he has met a "life-partner". Dad's cool, he plays bass and downloads shittonnes of torrents (I don't). He moved to another state last year so I only see him every couple of months due to me being in the last year of school.
His girlfriend is nice but so annoying. Has a go at me every time I forget to close any windows or switch off the computer. Yells if I'm not listening to the right kind of music, expects me to cook like every night despite my food being shit. She's nice occasionally and fun to talk to, but massive bitch the rest of the time.
[QUOTE=SpartanApples;22247235]My Mum plays Team fortress 2, what more could you ask for?[/QUOTE]
Lucky Bastard.
My parents can't tell the difference between a computer and a microwave.
My parents are pretty cool, though not very computer savvy.
i got a fucking cigar from my dad
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a cuban
My mom and stepdad are as cool as ice.
My dad and stepmom are a couple of fags though.
my mum interrogates me whenever i wanna go out
my dad is incredibly stupid he gave me $50 once when i said i had to buy my cat a jumper because she was cold
I was watching tv with my ex girlfriend, my mom throws a pack of condoms at the back of my head.... :geno:
My parents are awesome.
My mum's quite naggy, but my dad's one bad ass motherfucker.
My parents watch fox news
need I say more?
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