I'm a Canadian
I'm all aboot bagged milk and igloos.
I shag sheep.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs[/media]
I am on the internet, i post memes
If you aren't white, then you don't get rights.
If you aren't Christian, then you should get locked up in an asylum.
If you aren't male, you shouldn't be outside the home.
:patriot:
Lets pretend we're ghost and chase black people!
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I have bad teeth and i'm a massive snob who went to Oxford University and I play Croquet with the gentry
I'm on facepunch, which makes me a virgin.
I listen to Metal.
I must be a satan worshipper
I am white, I can't jump, dance, or participate in making modern music.
Aiet these damn Mexcans roonin hour county
THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!
I have a monocle and a top hat.
I sell plastic sword for two dollaw!
I have longer swept hair, I worship satan, listen to scary music, and do drugs.
i can't drive am good at math and wears glasses
I live in a tepee, wear funny headdresses, and go around stabbing animals with my spear while screaming "aloloaaoaaolaoaoao"
I'm gonna go kill some jews and eat some bratwurst
I'm black so that must mean, I live in the ghetto, I love watermelon and I love badunkadunks.
I'm gay, therefore I'm very feminine.
I'm some white American 18 year old computer nerd.
I like sitting in a chair all day at my computer masturbating to everything.
I'm from east Tennessee. I wear overalls, a straw hat, carry around a whiskey jug wherever I go and have an I.Q. level smaller than my shoe size.
gday mate, dingo ate my baby,
dont worry il chuck another shrimp on the barbie for ya,
here have a cold one one the house, did you checkout her knockers, farrrk shes a hot bitch
im australian
I bitch all day, am always late, can't drive for shit, I spend all your money and I text OMG GUYZ 40,000 times a month.
I'm Canadian and I ride polar bears to school and have a pet beaver.
I eat curry 24/7
Hmm, background:
- Agnostic Atheist
- Of Puerto Rican/Spanish, Italian, French, Pakistani, Native American heritage
- Male
- Teenager
The fuck do I say?
Wait, wait:
I'll stab YOU, your wife and your children, join the mafia, devour baguettes by the dozen on a daily basis, put tomahawks through your window, support the taliban (All while drowning myself in curry and roti,) get high and be angsty all day erry day, argue with you about how your "god" doesn't exist, and play video games.
I don't have a front door. I wear hats with corks on them. Every night I eat shrimp on a barbie. My next door neighbour lives 3 k's away.
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