Hello, I go to a nationwide college in my country. But here's the problem: tomorrow I have my second last exam, Chruch History, which contains about 300 pages of unending character and year learning, and I really wasn't bothered to learn (Yes, I know I am a lazy fuck) but anyways, I have my evil plan to cheat on it;
We are allowed to have these small booklets, which (should) contain just squared paper for the test.
And here's the gag: I have copied my notepad into about 10 pages of A4 sheets, and I am putting them inside this booklet, and on the test I will look the correct answers.
So I hope noone sees me using these sheets, and I hope they wont peel off the booklet.
Our exam is in this huge hall which has its pros can cons
+ there is only one supervisor, who is very far away; he can't possible see, and he is usually occupied with his earlier exams that he reviews.
- there are about 100 students, if one sees me, he could squel about me. But I was thinking that I go early to school and go sit on the last desk in the corner.
Any tips/hints/better ways to cheat?
Have you ever cheated? If so, how?
And yeah, the title should say: Cheating in school tests ._. see? that's my stupidity and why I am gonna cheat on a test.
[QUOTE=Halahazam;22285690]Hello, I go to a nationwide college in my country. But here's the problem: tomorrow I have my second last exam, Chruch History, which contains about 300 pages of unending character and year learning, and I really wasn't bothered to learn (Yes, I know I am a lazy fuck) but anyways, I have my evil plan to cheat on it;
We are allowed to have these small booklets, which (should) contain just squared paper for the test.
And here's the gag: I have copied my notepad into about 10 pages of A4 sheets, and I am putting them inside this booklet, and on the test I will look the correct answers.
So I hope noone sees me using these sheets, and I hope they wont peel off the booklet.
Our exam is in this huge hall which has its pros can cons
+ there is only one supervisor, who is very far away; he can't possible see, and he is usually occupied with his earlier exams that he reviews.
- there are about 100 students, if one sees me, he could squel about me. But I was thinking that I go early to school and go sit on the last desk in the corner.
Any tips/hints/better ways to cheat?
Have you ever cheated? If so, how?
And yeah, the title should say: Cheating in school tests ._. see? that's my stupidity and why I am gonna cheat on a test.[/QUOTE]
I can use my TI-84 at almost all my courses, so I just write everything in there.
Have fun getting a job as a ped--priest.
You should have paid attention in class.
[QUOTE=Sickle;22286095]Have fun getting a job as a ped--priest.[/QUOTE]
Oh come on, he probably has higher standards than that.
He probably wants to be the next pope!
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Don't be obvious, that's all
If its A timed test Your probably screwed anyway, Finding answers in something like that is a pain in the ass, and you will probably have to search for them.
what you do is write the answers down on that paper with special ink that you can only see if you ejaculate on it
[QUOTE=Azgorath;22286778]If its A timed test Your probably screwed anyway, Finding answers in something like that is a pain in the ass, and you will probably have to search for them.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8SOmXdYf4o[/media]
[QUOTE=K2cougar;22286842][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8SOmXdYf4o[/media][/QUOTE]
I really dont get this.....
Honestly, that looks like a pretty bad way to cheat on a test.
You're supposed to know what to study, so write it on your eraser, your fingernails, or, cram.
Should have paid attention in class anyways.
[QUOTE=deadscope;22286999]I really dont get this.....[/QUOTE]
He doesn't know his name, so he cannot not mark his paper, because he doesn't know him.
[QUOTE=deadscope;22286999]I really dont get this.....[/QUOTE]
The teacher doesn't know the students name, and with that he can't find the paper and exclude it from the exam.
Well yeah, paying attention is not a factor, because in college things need a bit more focus than just on class. I gotta remember over 20+ exact years and over 20 persons. And this all on Church History (Which is renowned pain-in-the-ass-subject for all the things to remember)
And I won't have to search that long for things, because I have read our book once through, and these sheets also tentatively, so I remember where anything is.
The time to do the test is 2 hours anyway
[QUOTE=mobrockers;22285730]I can use my TI-84 at almost all my courses, so I just write everything in there.[/QUOTE]
That's what I used during my math and science exam
Here's a thread I made under an Alt a while back. It might have some tips.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=751704&highlight=beastly_boy[/url]
[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;22308750]Here's a thread I made under an Alt a while back. It might have some tips.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=751704&highlight=beastly_boy[/url][/QUOTE]
You can just you know, uhm, make a new program, write your stuff in there, 2nd,close, and then you dont open it, you open it with edit. And the text writing program costs money now.
[QUOTE=K2cougar;22286842] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL]
[URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=U8SOmXdYf4o[/URL]
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Ha! My professor don't know my name, I need to try that!!
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